Tuesday, November 5, 2013

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.896

NEWS INQUIRY
Charliecondou: Please please PLEASE tell me there's going to be another series of The Newsroom @ThomasSadoski @oliviamunn
gpp1807
gpp1807: @Charliecondou Oh yes - third season already confirmed! Hooray
alienbrit353
alienbrit353: @Charliecondou @ThomasSadoski @oliviamunn HBO have renewed it.

PRIVATE SCHOOL GIRL JA'MIE
Charliecondou: @ChrisLilley when's "Ja'mie: private school girl" going to be shown in the UK?
kiramadeira
kiramadeira: @Charliecondou @ChrisLilley MARCH
DoctorChristian
DoctorChristian: YES WHEN?! CANT WAIT FOR THIS! @Charliecondou: @ChrisLilley when's "Ja'mie: private school girl" going to be shown in the UK?
Charliecondou: @DoctorChristian @ChrisLilley she actually reminds me of you Dr C
DoctorChristian
DoctorChristian: @Charliecondou @ChrisLilley she is, like, totally like me!

MISSING HIS BOY
duncanfo: My boy really ill. Totally devastated. Going to miss him dreadfully. For me this little man brought me back to life! As sad as I am he helped me arrest my addiction. #GA
Charliecondou: @duncanfo I hope you're ok mate, really sad news xx

DEATH OF A THOUSAND CUTS
_DanielRyan: Dear Tories, good luck with having a lovely night at the theatre in 20 years. Axing Drama? You bunch of assholes.
Charliecondou: RT @_DanielRyan: Dear Tories, good luck with having a lovely night at the theatre in 20 years. Axing Drama? You bunch of assholes.

THE SNOWMAN
Charliecondou: Calling LGBT families, have you booked your tickets for The Snowman yet?? http://www.outwiththefamily.co.uk
Young1Les
Young1Les: @Charliecondou we've just adopted our little son, been a fantastic process, we will be at the snowman! X

Charliecondou: @Young1Les brilliant news! Look forward to seeing you there x

PADDY
Charliecondou: @paddyobrian86 which gym is that?
w2kx2h: @Charliecondou @paddyobrian86 A very lucky one.

SELF SAUCING
JohnWhaiteBakes: The perfect bake for after a cold evening at a bonfire: my chocolate self saucing mud pud from my book
plonkymiff: @JohnWhaiteBakes yum! How does one self sauce?
Charliecondou: @plonkymiff @JohnWhaiteBakes I self-sauced last night before bed
plonkymiff: RT @Charliecondou: @plonkymiff @JohnWhaiteBakes I self-sauced last night before bed

DREDD 
pclarkey1974
pclarkey1974: @Charliecondou is that you in judge dredd
keithg1878
keithg1878: @Charliecondou did I spot you in Judge Dredd last night ???
Charliecondou: @keithg1878 yep!

IN THE SOUP
DrSarahParish: Homemade carrot, parsnip and Stilton soup for tea tonight. Really good.
lane_paula: @DrSarahParish that sounds scrummy! Xx
DrSarahParish: @lane_paula It was! I'll get @Charliecondou to bring you some up!
lane_paula: @DrSarahParish Yes please! Xxx
streetworker01: @lane_paula @DrSarahParish @Charliecondou Is there enough for all of us in Weatherfield?

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish @lane_paula it sounds revolting, I'm coming nowhere near it

Coronation Street 
HOMEWRECKER TODD'S RETURN
Sue Cleaver (Eileen Grimshaw) gets her son back this week. Bruno Langley (Todd Grimshaw) comes back to Coronation Street with copious amounts of "baggage" from his stay in London, including a boyfriend that is pursuing owed money! And what’s it like for Cleaver to be reunited with Bruno Langley? “It’s brilliant to have him back and lovely that Eileen has both her sons under one roof again. It’s so much fun working with Bruno and Ryan Thomas together and I've been really looking forward to it. The Grimshaws came onto the street together and it’s great that we’re all back with one another again. 
"We've got some exciting stuff coming up." 
"Todd is now much more selfish and manipulative," says Sue Cleaver. 
Todd's lies disappoint mum Eileen when he returns to Weatherfield. 
And of course he's hell bent on trying to unravel the relationship between Marcus (Charlie Condou) and Maria (Samia Ghadie).

TODD'S ARRIVAL MUST HAVE CORRIE BOSSES LEFT WONDERING AFTER RETURNING TO OUR SCREENS LAST NIGHT. TWITTER WAS POLARISED!
HERE IS A SMALL SAMPLE OF THE VIEWS FOUND ON TWITTER:
youngmaria84
youngmaria84: Do Marcus and Maria gossip about hot men or would that be weird? #corrie #randomthought
LoreleiKing
LoreleiKing: OMG I'm dying reading #corrie tweets - Todd is back?!? How does he look? Is he still gay, or has he done a Marcus?
dot_ellis
dot_ellis: @LoreleiKing I bet you he tries it on with Marcus #Corrie (Maria won't be happy)
alex_twits: I see Todd is back in corrie and dialling up the camp. He used to be quite fit as well. Age is a bitch.

sarahkeep_: can't believe Todd is back in corrie I used to well fancy him now he looks about 12

lisa1986carter: Todd in Corrie can fuck off
fallonkayex: Todd definitely didn't have banter last time he was on corrie
ayrtty123: Who's this Todd wanker on corrie, can't even act the fucking spaz
_kayleighwade: Is it bad that I am attracted to Todd from Corrie?
lucyabbey91: Why's gay Todd back in corrie #worstcharacter
bethcrispppxo: Oh great Todd is back in Corrie, shame, thought you could have got someone who can actually act.
jameskay11: Wtf is Todd doing back on Corrie
georgeholden_: Well fancy Todd from corrie
kimbrechin: Woowwww how much does @Iain_Weir look like Todd who's back in corrie!!!!!
northolt3103: Watching corrie!!! Looks likes Todd's had a big one up his bum hole !! Oooh matron !!
sspearson_: Todd's little speech at the end of Corrie - #gayboyproblems
lauraaaaaxxxxx: Todd in corrie is a little shit
andrewtibbs: @paully_c Todd is back? Mmmmmmmm time to get back into Corrie
kier_nn: Why is Todd Grimshaw back in Corrie the fucking spanner
woodcharl: I am in LOVE with Todd of Corrie #weirdcrush
bethcrispppxo: Oh great Todd is back in Corrie, shame, thought you could have got someone who can actually act.
elgardiner_: How many times does Todd have to come in and out of Corrie, just stay out or stay in! Make up ur mind
sophiehedley: Wowza Todd off corrie is beaaaaautifull
_lucysinclair: Dead weird seeing Todd from corrie #BlastFromThePast
griffiths31: Devastated Todd is back in corrie. He makes me feel physically sick
angelamalibu: Corrie on the other hand..: yeyyyy hi Todd! #welcomeback

OBVIOUSLY JONNEY NEEDS TO REEVALUATE A CAREER IN DETECTIVE WORK!
jonneygore: Madeleine McCann snatcher is Marcus from Coronation Street #MaddieMcCann 

FROM SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW
- WITH MR OZ -

TWITTER MEMES 
FROM FOLLOWERS
One of my American followers sent the first meme as a reminder that the Bible is merely a "guide book" not every drop of wisdom should be followed literally!
Especially, not the sections which say having slaves is perfectly acceptable, that shaving your beard off or eating shellfish is punishable by death, or that you can be tortured by your peers for various offences! Oh, and my particular Bible favourite, which states you'd spoil children, if you didn't beat them with a rod! This section of the Bible has been held as a beacon for many years by some UK Private Schools and is still widespread in many sections of Europe. Caning of children was dished out in some religious educational institutions right up to when the United Nations enforced their "Rights of the Child" charter in the early 1990s.
If we actually lived by the rules in the Bible, I'm pretty sure none of us would venture out!
russfla: Traditional Marriage? What do your 700 wives think about that?
Of course various religions interpret the "700 wives" section in their own way. 
I think, it may be fundamental Mormons who believe that particular sub clause!
And here is another meme retweeted by a follower from the UK:
streetworker01: RT @LynnGerrard: What a shitty, shitty world...................

MR OZ AND MR VEGAS
MaiaDunphy: @JohnnyVegasReal this is the real Twitter account for @Charliecondou. Other one is a fan page. X
Confidential_CC: Hi Maia, Johnny already knows I run the blog for Charlie Condou and that I live in Australia x @MaiaDunphy @JohnnyVegasReal @Charliecondou
Confidential_CC: He also follows this twitter name (I have 5 just for Charlie) @MaiaDunphy @JohnnyVegasReal @Charliecondou
MaiaDunphy: @Confidential_CC @JohnnyVegasReal @Charliecondou Goodness, you must be a big fan!
Confidential_CC: @MaiaDunphy @JohnnyVegasReal @Charliecondou I have to do something now I'm retired... and it's better than breeding goldfish and pigeons lol X

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