CHARLIE CONDOU - No.895

IT'S VEGAS NEAR MANCHESTER

JohnnyVegasReal: Call 01744737713 to purchase your book /ticket and collect on the door. Signings will take place after the event. 7:30, Town Hall, TONIGHT!

Charliecondou: @JohnnyVegasReal how far is that from Manchester? I might come

TheNewMrsBailey: @Charliecondou @JohnnyVegasReal It's St Helens town centre 30 mins maybe? X

JohnnyVegasReal: @Charliecondou 40 mins. It'd be great to see you there fella.

Charliecondou: @JohnnyVegasReal I'll check what time I finish filming and let you know x

JohnnyVegasReal: Just over 2 hours to pies, pints & discussing/signing copies of #BECOMINGJOHNNYVEGAS at St.Helen's Town Hall with Frank Cottrell Boyce #joinus

Phil_Gwilliam: The Mrs @sarahgwill and @Charliecondou @JohnnyVegasReal book reading thanks for your time tonight Charlie.

PamelaBradsha16: @Charliecondou  Thank u 4 coming 2 Johnny Vegas gig 2nite. I'm so proud of my home town. Pam x

Thrombo69: It was an honour to meet this guy tonight. Thanks Frank Cottrell Boyce for the pic & kind words about our campaign.

Thrombo69: Also great to meet these guys to! @justinmoorhouse, @Charliecondou & Chris Gascoyne. 

CORRIE TIMETABLE

sallydynevor: @Charliecondou Fantastic had the most wonderful time can't wait to tell you all . Hope all is well with you . Xxxx

Charliecondou: @sallydynevor are you in today?

sallydynevor: @Charliecondou: no back Wednesday ,are you around then? X

Charliecondou: @sallydynevor no, today, tomorrow and Friday. I'll see you soon though and can't wait to hear! Welcome home xxx

CONTEXTUAL

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh I've been trying to text you all weekend but it won't connect. Are you ok?

msm4rsh: @Charliecondou will text you now xx

ON A TRAIN WITH A WOOD

JakeWaddooooo: Defo just seen Marcus from Corrie in Piccadilly #celebwatching

Charliecondou: I've been up since 4am with 3 nighttime interruptions from the kids and now a full day at work. Victoria Wood is sat opposite me on the train though, so every cloud

_DanielRyan: @Charliecondou She'll be off to rehearsals for her show at th'Exchange no doubt ?

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou Also :( about the sleep. Bad night at ours, poor @raveontoast.

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne @raveontoast I hate kids. Particularly my own

Jsoosty1: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne my daughter's latest trick is to come wake me up in the early hours to tell me 'how exhausted' she is..

Charliecondou: @Jsoosty1 @laurenlaverne outrageous. And apparently, it's illegal to tie them to their beds and gag them. PC gone mad!

Jsoosty1: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne Try Ebay. (They move faster with no reserve price)

SPOTTED ON A TRAIN WITH A WOOD

Charliecondou: Ooh, I wonder if I can get something into @heatworld's spotted section now that I've seen Victoria Wood having a veggie brekkie on the train

approvedproduct: @Charliecondou @heatworld Worth a try.

RACHW1981_OM: @Charliecondou @heatworld she might be thinking the same about u haha

scouserachel: @Charliecondou ask her to do the ballad of freda and barry. i'm sure she wont mind.

Charliecondou: @scouserachel I'll do that. She looks really approachable

scouserachel: @Charliecondou not for the first time I find myself thwarted by the absence of a woman wearing beret emoji

Charliecondou: @scouserachel hahahahahaha

HALLOWEEN

miquitaoliver: Last day filming on what has been a long and lovely shoot. I've got all emotional at 8 o'clock on a Monday morning which isn't a great start

Charliecondou: @miquitaoliver I wish you'd seen your mums Halloween costume. She just looked Jamaican

miquitaoliver: @Charliecondou I did see it! And I'm afraid ur mistaken that's not my mother

Charliecondou: @miquitaoliver I'm so glad you said that, I thought she was probably just done nutter who'd lost her way from a dancehall rave

miquitaoliver: @Charliecondou hahaha

BEST OF BRITISH

jayrayner1: 1/3 there are press stories this morning saying I am appearing with justin lee Collins in a live chat show staged by Helen lederer

Charliecondou: @jayrayner1 we're going to try to book sushi tetsu today. Wish us luck

jayrayner1: @Charliecondou you'll need more than luck.

CORRIE 'BRA BOY'  STYLE

Charliecondou: I love this photo of the Chuckle Brothers when they were young @ryanjamesthomas @BrunoLangley

MattBarbet: @Charliecondou I'm sure I've seen Barry Chuckle at our gym... #showbiz

Charliecondou: @MattBarbet oh I wouldn't be surprised, it's full of A-listers

Charliecondou: @MattBarbet (respect for knowing a Chuckle Brother first name btw)

MattBarbet: @Charliecondou I couldn't name them both* *Paul.

Charliecondou: @MattBarbet hahahaha *unfollows*

Rwpg007: @Charliecondou @ryanjamesthomas @BrunoLangley I thought you had to snog one of them soon...

Charliecondou: @Rwpg007 @ryanjamesthomas @brunolangley I have to snog both of them. Off screen obviously

Rwpg007: @Charliecondou @ryanjamesthomas @BrunoLangley #wankbank

Charliecondou: @Rwpg007 @ryanjamesthomas @brunolangley hahahaha

jqedwards: @Charliecondou @ryanjamesthomas @BrunoLangley - this pic was obviously taken 2005BS (before sunbeds)

BrunoLangley: @jqedwards @Charliecondou @ryanjamesthomas and most likely very drunk the night before

ryanjamesthomas: @BrunoLangley @jqedwards @Charliecondou we were NEVER sober!

WELCOME BACK

streetworker01: Welcome back to @BrunoLangley on the cobbles tonight. But has London changed our Todd...?

furquan: @streetworker01 @BrunoLangley stop asking continuity questions on Twitter Martin!

Charliecondou: @furquan @streetworker01 @brunolangley haha

streetworker01: @Charliecondou @furquan @BrunoLangley Pardon me for taking an interest!

CoroStreetBlog: @streetworker01 @Charliecondou @furquan @BrunoLangley that London always changes those who venture south, they're never the same again

NormaWales: @Charliecondou @CoroStreetBlog Jason hasn't changed much,Bruno has,

I'M A CELEBRITY

 You are a celeb, you show up to an award event, you accept the free goody bag provided by the organisers, smile for the camera...and before you know it you are posted in an online celebrity gallery whereby your name is used to endorse a product you may have never used before! I'm not sure, if all these celebrities know they are on a page with about 40 others giving glowing product testimonials...I have a feeling that many of the celebrities may be unaware of this situation...it's a rather shoddy form of endorsement, if it is legit!!!

THE INSIDE SCOOP 3-11-2013

 Below: Anton du Beke, Charlie Condou and Kaye Adams.

  Below: Anton du Beke and Charlie Condou.

 Below: Anton du Beke and Charlie Condou being grilled.

  Below: Nadia and Jeff interview Anton and Charlie.

Below: Charlie and gang cooking on the set.

Below: Charlie cooking while Anton and Kaye dance.

Below: Charlie cooking while Anton and Kaye dance.

NigelfWright: Lovely fella really nice man @Charliecondou 

THE CULT OF CONDOU

DelVonBoy: Your cult want me to join again @Charliecondou Next week maybe, when I've got time to read the paperwork.

MANCHESTER OPENING

LaurenShippey: Any news on when Zara in Manchester opens? @Zara

Charliecondou: @LaurenShippey @zara they do THE BEST kids clothes

FROM SOMEWHERE

OVER THE RAINBOW

- WITH MR OZ -

MRS OZ'S COUSIN ON USA TV SHOW

Confidential_CC: My wife's Oz couisn actress Sarah Wynter was in Elementary the USA sleuth show for halloween (just saw it 2nite) http://video.tvguide.com/Elementary/Elementary++An+Unnatural+Arrangement/21030713/tvo-375404-season-2-episode-6?autoplay=true

Sarah Wynter was born in my hometown of Newcastle, Australia. Sarah is the daughter of Helen Cummings, a worker in the Newcastle registry of the Family Court of Australia and lately author, and Stuart Wynter, a physician. Her grandmother, the late Joy Cummings, was the Lord Mayor of Newcastle – Australia's first female Lord Mayor. My wife (Mrs Oz), shares the Cummings family line with Sarah. Small world, eh?