They are normally so good at predicting these things…
Sarahjp_01: @Charliecondou Its not going to be like X Factor is it? XXX and your Out
MargoJMilne: @Charliecondou I'm hoping we all get judged according to our separate time zones. Mexican wave of people ascending into heaven...
nikishisler: @Charliecondou The Rapture's not until 6pm silly! I am trying not to sin until then (better safe than sorry).
alanbenzie: @Charliecondou @nikishisler They have special chapters of the Bible that 'you lot' don't get.
alanbenzie: @Charliecondou I meant colorblind. You ARE colourblind aren't you?
alicearnold1: @Charliecondou I think I have been judged cos I'm all alone on a Saturday night with the dog for company. Must have done something wrong.
Charliecondou: Im having dinner with Eileen Grimshaw tonight. Im showing her the delights of Shoreditch. She's not good out of Weatherfield bless her
idhToronto: @Charliecondou ah bless - tell her I said Hi and I remember when she was in Dinnerladies
suetilley1: @Charliecondou Is she meeting up with Todd and his swanky fella
Gabby_Logan: @Charliecondou I am so jealous. We love Eileen in our family. A week earlier and she could have gone for a nice stroll round London with us.
nikishisler: @Charliecondou Well, I'm still here and I've been GOOD AS GOLD for HOURS. Apart from some impure thoughts obv. It's a swiz.
dudders51: @Charliecondou bless u
Graeme_Hawley: Eliane + I are very proud 2 announce the birth of a baby Striker/Batsman/Quantum Physicist! Henry was born on Wed morning! He is fantastic!
DARBY & JOAN
twinsmum67: My man put his boots back on today to help out and played a blinder. 6 wickets no less. I love him in his whites!
twinsdad72: Had a great day and to top it off had a lovely evening with the other half @twinsmum67 Mmwah #guinnessmayofkickedin
Confidential_CC: Dear @stephen_hagan to make sense of Charlie's reply read this section "One of these nights…" http://charlie-corrie-condou.blogspot.com/
stephen_hagan: @Confidential_CC thank you very much. I should bring you everywhere
Confidential_CC: @stephen_hagan My peeps: Bryony Gordon, Jim Murray, Hardeep Singh Kohli, Dermot O'Leary, Boy George, Chris Wiseman & Charlie Condou -follow
stephen_hagan: @Confidential_CC done
Confidential_CC: @stephen_hagan Now when the baby keeps you up you can scroll through Charlie's tweets to see what you are missing xxx lol
stephen_hagan: @Confidential_CC That'll put ME to sleep!
stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou I’m bringing the baby out with me. The smoking ban means there is no reason not to. As long as we get a nap every few hours
Confidential_CC: DAMN WHAT A FIZZER!!! I WAITED ALL DAY FOR THOSE LITTLE DINOSAURS FROM JURASSIC PARK
#HAPPY #RAPTOR #DAY
jonronson: Everyone being incredibly nice about the Psychopath Test extract gu.com/p/2p6xk/tw There's going to be a LOT of strewn clothes come 6pm.Charliecondou: @jonronson I've just read the checklist. I have a horrible feeling Georgia might be a psychopath
TracyAnnO: Now do I get a mani/pedi before Rapture.*looks at invite* OH! apparently I won't be going.Nor will @Charliecondou @misterhsk or @Baddiel.
Charliecondou: @TracyAnnO @misterhsk @Baddiel you know this for sure?? I'm not on the list am I? I fucking knew it!
TracyAnnO: @Charliecondou @misterhsk @Baddiel It's really strict list. But totally uncool. We're better off doing post ascension looting. Bond Street 7pm?
One of these nights…
stephen_hagan: Awake before my alarm?!?! I really can't wait for this day to be over. Bring on the curtain call!!! #endoftherainbow
TaraFlynn: @stephen_hagan Good luck, team 'Bow. Have a great final one!
stephen_hagan: @TaraFlynn will do. Can't wait to get my nights back
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan @TaraFlynn Make the most of them
stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou @taraflynn the most of what?
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan Your nights. You won’t have them for long
Charliecondou: Have I got time for a cup of tea first? #rapture
sophbags: We are playing along online with million pound drop - if we win how do we collect our money?
Charliecondou: @sophbags How was the op??
WhichPennySmith: @Charliecondou There is always time for a nice cup of tea and a sit down.
Charliecondou: @WhichPennySmith This Rapture thing isn’t all bad. At least I don’t have to worry about doing my VAT
Charliecondou: Now's probably a good time to admit your secrets. You'll feel better. I'll start. I’m Straight
Charliecondou: RT @pierrecondou: @Charliecondou your mother always knew. She will be pleased.
misterhsk: @Charliecondou Straight?! I just thought you helped out when they were busy...x
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou well if we are sharing secrets before we go bye-byes...then yes, I am gay and so is my wife x
rudedoodle: @Charliecondou my turn- I pretend to watch soaps 'ironically', but in fact I AM A COMPLETE SOAP-IPHILE!
Charliecondou: @rudedoodle hahaha
fatbrenda: @Charliecondou so that's why you were trying to get me to show you me bosoms! I knew you weren't a real nurse! Cheeky so and so!
ChloLewisW34: @Charliecondou you look like you have a massive cock
blue_arsed_buzz: @Charliecondou Nooooooooooooooo!
moanaboutmencom: @Charliecondou when I see your profile photo I keep thinking that you are @antonycotton's boyfriend off #coronation street!
Charliecondou: @moanaboutmencom That’s an awful thing to say! I’m MUCH better looking than him. AND more talented
moanaboutmencom: @Charliecondou you know - I’m just laughing at myself so much! I just googled your name and was desperately trying to delete that tweet!!!!!!
Charliecondou: @moanaboutmencom At least you didn’t say I looked like Ian Beale.
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou Just remember the 21st is almost over here and if we were gonna be wiped out it would be us in Oz to go first obv x
Charliecondou: @Confidential_CC Let me know if you all start spontaneously combusting
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou sure boss will do....will phone and tell you what to pack x
MargoJMilne: @Charliecondou My secret is that I have a mahoosive crush on @misterhsk
Charliecondou: @MargoJMilne Don’t we all love, don’t we all @misterhsk
Charliecondou: RT @KatieWeasel: I see Geri Halliwell is planning a pop comeback. Surely a sign that Armageddon is truly upon us.
EmmaK67: For those asking, Rapture is when Jesus comes and gets everyone who's allowed to go to heaven. It's not End of the World Day.
Charliecondou: @EmmaK67 Oh God! This is like that time I was waiting for my membership to Grouchos. I can’t handle the pressure Emma! Will he choose me??
Sarahjp_01: @Charliecondou Why wouldn't he choose you? Have you put clean underwear on today..
EmmaK67: @Charliecondou it's too close to call Charlie. but he WAS a fisher of men. So you know...
Charliecondou: @EmmaK67 I’m wearing my Birkenstocks anyway. Just in case.
shebahronay: @Charliecondou re you being “straight” I always said it. Cameron your other half was a bit grumpy with me.
Charliecondou: @shebahronay I think he knows about us
shebahronay: @Charliecondou shit! I'll see my lawyer about a superinjunction right now...
Charliecondou: @shebahronay At least Jonny isn’t on Twitter. He would be DESTROYED
Nathan Barley
Nathan Barley was a Channel 4 sitcom written by Charlie Brooker and Chris Morris, starring Nicholas Burns, Julian Barratt, Charlie Condou and Claire Keelan. The series of six weekly episodes began broadcasting on 11 February 2005. Described by his creator as a "meaningless strutting cadaver-in-waiting", the character originated on Brooker's TVGoHome – a website parodying television listings – as the focus of a fly-on-the-wall documentary called C*nt.
Cast
Nicholas Burns – Nathan Barley
Charlie Condou – Jonatton Yeah?
Julian Barratt – Dan "Preacher Man" Ashcroft
Claire Keelan – Claire Ashcroft
Richard Ayoade – Ned Smanks
Spencer Brown – Rufus Onslatt
Noel Fielding – Jones
David Hoyle (aka "The Divine David") – Doug Rocket
Nina Sosanya – Sasha
Rhys Thomas – Toby
Ben Whishaw – Pingu
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