CHARLIE CONDOU - No.436

 THANK YOU PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

‏ SHARING GOOD NEWS
The C-Doo following have just gone past 50,000 people per week reading the Charlie Condou blog - my job here is done - !!!!!!!! Tom

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CHARLIE GETS A LITTLE MAN IN

Charliecondou: So a year after I started decorating the kids room, I've finished. This is obviously a massive achievement. Thank God for @mamasandpapas

decath10n: @Charliecondou You're after Peter Andre's Dad of the Year accolade aren't you Charlie?

Charliecondou: @decath10n Its out of me and Jeff Brazier this year. Im wondering if releasing a sextape might help

Shmouise: @Charliecondou @mamasandpapas Why didn't you get a man in? Always get a man in.

Charliecondou: @Shmouise well OBVIOUSLY I got a man in for the difficult bit (putting the furniture together,painting etc).I just did the soft furnishings

mamasandpapas: RT @Charliecondou: So a year after I started decorating the kids room, I've finished. This is obviously a massive achievement. Thank God for @mamasandpapas

Charliecondou: @mamasandpapas Can you follow me so I can DM? Ta x

ladyjayne28: @Charliecondou @mamasandpapas which kids rooms were you doing that took you 12 months? The Von Trapps???? # all7havethereownroom!!

Charliecondou: @ladyjayne28 Im basically just really lazy

Shmouise: @Charliecondou Just like Linda Barker!

Charliecondou: @Shmouise in so many ways

MRS BIG BOYLER

‏hotpatooties: I know really nice people #craptweet

Charliecondou: @hotpatooties Really? Name one

I’M FREEEE

Charliecondou: RT @UKPositiveLad: @Charliecondou I'm offering free advertising for UK HIV charities/groups on my site. Can you RT this so we can reach them all? :)

HOT PANTS EVENT

Selfridges: Who is joining us for our @AttitudeMag event next week in #SelfExchange? http://tinyurl.com/cqjacj7

Charliecondou: @Selfridges @AttitudeMag Alas, I'll be in London! Have fun x

AttitudeMag: @Charliecondou @Selfridges How could you miss boys in pants. Your finest moment in Gimme Gimme. Shall we post the pic to remind everyone?

Charliecondou: @AttitudeMag @Selfridges I have no idea what you're talking about

thomjamesmcc: @Charliecondou @attitudemag @selfridges Really!?!

AttitudeMag: Oh gino! @thomjamesmcc @Charliecondou @Selfridges

PRACTISE MAKES PERFECT

MissCharleyWebb: I hate it when you go in a shop and the alarm goes off because they've left a tag on something! Reallyyyyyy annoys me!!!!!

Charliecondou: @MissCharleyWebb SHOPLIFTER!!!!!!!!!

MissCharleyWebb: @Charliecondou CAUGHT!!!

Charliecondou: @MissCharleyWebb Well you need to practise! @msm4rsh will teach you

MissCharleyWebb: @Charliecondou good idea-thanks for that love! X

THE SHOPPING TRIP

BrookeLVincent: You can always guarantee a camel toe in american apparel...

MissCharleyWebb: @BrookeLVincent are you in town? X

BrookeLVincent: @MissCharleyWebb no babe I'm in London today :( xx we coulda met up. X

Charliecondou: @BrookeLVincent What you doin in London???

BrookeLVincent: @Charliecondou with the Boyf ain't I :) x

Charliecondou: I love this video of @BrookeLVincent and @SachaLParkinson


BrookeLVincent: @Charliecondou @SachaLParkinson love the way I'm the cocky chubby 1!! X

Charliecondou: @BrookeLVincent Did you see the video I just posted??

BrookeLVincent: @Charliecondou @SachaLParkinson true!!!! :)

CELEBRITY BB

(NO NOT BARE BACK)

‏Philippa_Perry: Grayson Perry and @alaindebotton are going into the celebrity big brother house tonight............not really.

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry @alaindebotton Hahahaha

SUPPORT

‏carolineflack1: Ive never had so many nice messages in one afternoon!!! Me and my crows feet are thankful. X

Charliecondou: @carolineflack1 I was truly shocked by that magazine piece. I hope the messages on here have been overwhelmingly supportive xx

OUT WITH THE GIRLS

Charliecondou: Cant wait to see MY girls @fountain1987 & @ryanjamesthomas RT @MissSDerrick: Can't wait to see my girls @sandrajderrick and @Jessica_Derrick

Jessica_Derrick: @Charliecondou @fountain1987 @ryanjamesthomas @misssderrick @sandrajderrick hahahaha

MissSDerrick: @Charliecondou @fountain1987 @ryanjamesthomas @sandrajderrick @jessica_derrick my girls are better than yours

Charliecondou: @MissSDerrick @fountain1987 @ryanjamesthomas @sandrajderrick @jessica_derrick Yes but mine wear more make up

MissSDerrick: @Charliecondou @fountain1987 @ryanjamesthomas @sandrajderrick @jessica_derrick good point well made!

PASSERS BY

Charliecondou: @MrStevieWebb @PassingByPlay is the other lad really tall, or are you curtsying?

MrStevieWebb: @Charliecondou @passingbyplay she's really tall x Wait... Where did you see it?

Charliecondou: @MrStevieWebb it's on the play's profile page

MrStevieWebb: Et voilà @PassingByPlay 

JOJEHARVEY: @MrStevieWebb @Charliecondou is that Alex on the poster with you? Say hello x

MrStevieWebb: @JOJEHARVEY @charliecondou sure is!! I shall! X

JOJEHARVEY: @MrStevieWebb @charliecondou he is exceptionally tall though x

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY @MrStevieWebb is he resting his penis on your hip?

MrStevieWebb: @JOJEHARVEY @charliecondou hah. It's fine. We're in bed for most of the play :-) 

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou @MrStevieWebb not right at this moment, but he will be later. (Great art work Stevie)

MrStevieWebb: @JOJEHARVEY @charliecondou gives the game away a bit no?

SOME CULTURE BY GEORGE

febake: war is stupid, and curry is stupid.... *burns mouth*

Charliecondou: @febake is that a Boy George song?

febake: @Charliecondou my FAVE Culture Club song, by some distance


Charliecondou: @febake amazing

GETTING ON A BIT

vickipepperdine: Hoorah. HBO have ordered a pilot of Getting On... http://screenrant.com/getting-on-hbo-series/

Charliecondou: @vickipepperdine amazing news! Congratulations x

MALE MENOPAUSE

colingentry: Looking for a personal trainer? Beach body all washed up? I will be taking on new clients soon so drop me a line: email@colin-gentry.com

Charliecondou: @colingentry how long will it take you to get me a body like yours??

colingentry: @Charliecondou No time like the present! ;)

Charliecondou: @colingentry Trust me, "presently" it looks nothing like yours

colingentry: @Charliecondou I'd be more than happy to whip you into shape!

Charliecondou: @colingentry *Menopausal flush!!!*

FEMALE BODY ISSUES

 

Charliecondou: RT @oneforfuckall: @EverydaySexism Where THIS is deemed appropriate in a fan magazine aimed at young female 1Direction fans.. #awful 

 

andyh8: @oneforfuckall @Charliecondou @EverydaySexism Wow. Few things shock me, but genuinely can't believe that's in a teen magazine.

Charliecondou: @andyh8 I know, it's really shocking isn't it

RANDY

Charliecondou: Erm, @guardian not sure this Randy Jackson is a "Music producer and American Idol judge"

ANOTHER FAKE OUT

cheekybee2011: @Charliecondou is the real alison king on twitter

Charliecondou: @cheekybee2011 no, sorry

Charliecondou: A fake profile @AlisonKing1973

TupeleDorgu: @Charliecondou @alisonking1973 whats wrong with people?!!! #getalife x

Charliecondou: @TupeleDorgu I just texted you!

TupeleDorgu: @Charliecondou haha...just got it! Spk 2u later xxx


FIT AND SEXY GAY MAG 
EXPOSE WILLIES

liamwaterloo: Cardio is the worst thing in the world. Worse than homophobia, murder, savoury things with raisins in it and Olly Murs.

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo great piece on twitter willies in FS mag.

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou Aw, thanks! I really want to retweet that but then I'd be a hypocrite.

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo no it's fine, retweet it. Then send me a photo of your knob

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou Stop trying to discredit me, Condou. Out of interest, do you have a collective name for your fans?

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo No, but maybe i should. Charlie's Angels? The Condoms? Who knows?

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou The Condouments. No, that's rubbish.

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo Condou's can-do's? That's even worse than yours

Confidential_CC: Robert Pattinson fans are 'R-Pats' so Charlie's fans could be "C-Doos" (like Ski-Doos but not on snow or ice) @Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo

AN EDUCATED GUESS

HylandIan: Just watched Jack Whitehall's new BBC3 school comedy, Bad Education. One for the kids. 

Charliecondou: @HylandIan does that mean its good or bad?

HylandIan: @Charliecondou I thought they were trying a bit too hard. But I'm a grumpy old fart.

Charliecondou: @HylandIan me too. I'll give it a miss

Above: It's a smiling and happy Charlie Condou arriving for work at Corrie in Manchester. This is another of those rare publicity pictures from my personal secret stash - I don't know if Charlie has ever seen this one as it has never been issued by the press...

*ssshhh*

TEARS FOR

VIRGINIA CREEPER

Viginia_Creeper: @Charliecondou Dear Mr C as one of your devoted followers my I ask for a follow (I ask this sheepishly as I know no other way)... Virginia x 

Charliecondou: @Viginia_Creeper how polite! X 

Viginia_Creeper: @Charliecondou you are a lovely man and I wish you well. I love that you have replied. I used to watch you in NZ now I'm up to date in UK x 

Viginia_Creeper: @Charliecondou I am new to twitter as of yesterday. I have tears knowing you have followed me. I have been such a long term fan I never.... 

Viginia_Creeper: @Charliecondou ...imagined that one day I would be able to connect with you. I shall stop blethering and allow you to get on with your day.

R.T.

Charliecondou: RT @amylame: yes i am insane: my obsession w/ #morrissey turned into a show #unhappybirthday at #edfringe @AssemblyFest http://t.co/J8JcRYA4 @festmag