CHARLIE CONDOU - No.441

JONATTON GETS STROPPY

Zadok_: Text from little brother claiming to have met Jonatton Yeah? from Nathan Barley on a train.

Charliecondou: @Zadok_ they are fucking liars!

Zadok_: @Charliecondou this is rather brilliant. Hope they were nice to you!

Charliecondou: @Zadok_ they drink too much

Zadok_: @Charliecondou Oh god. That they do, the gits.

DAZZA STOPS THE STROP

DerrenLitten: So, I'm back. That twitter strop didn't last very long did it?

Charliecondou: @DerrenLitten how do I know it's you??

DerrenLitten: @Charliecondou How do I know it's you? x

Charliecondou: @DerrenLitten good point

DerrenLitten: @Charliecondou who the fuck would bother impersonating me?!! x

Charliecondou: @DerrenLitten oh you'd be surprised. @JakeCanuso would

JakeCanuso: @Charliecondou @derrenlitten indeed I would and I am. Meh!!!

DerrenLitten: @Charliecondou You're my first celeb follower... HOOORAH! (I feel we've peaked, celebwise...) x

Charliecondou: @DerrenLitten there is no higher

DerrenLitten: @Charliecondou s'true actually.....

ARRRRGHHHH!!!!

Charliecondou: RT @ZoeAlexander666: I THREW THAT BOTTLE OF PISS AT CHER LLOYD BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME TO SING A PINK SONG. I HATE YOU CHER LLOYD. I FUCKING HATE YOU. ARRRRGHHHH!!!!

REHAB

Above: Another of those ultra rare shots of Charlie Condou from my secret stash! There are numerous shots of Charlie dressed in fancy-dress as Amy Winehouse but this one has never been released commercially. This priceless snap fell off a truck down the back of the pub! I particularly like the mohair stockings...

NEVER A HULL MOMENT

KathViner: For the first time in many, many years: HULL!

chiggi: @KathViner Lovely art gallery innit

Charliecondou: @chiggi @KathViner having coffee in the reception of the guardian with Cameron and kids if either of you are around x

KathViner: @Charliecondou sadly am not - sorry to miss you Charlie x

‏ thegarethmclean: @Charliecondou Careful: the kids may get dragged in to do work experience.

Charliecondou: @thegarethmclean why do you think we're here?

BUSY BOY

_joeeee: @Charliecondou I see you so many times around Manchester you always look so busy haha x

Charliecondou: @_joeeee I'm always busy ;-)

BEING HUMAN

THE REPLACEMENT CAST

This is the last Being Human art instalment from my friend Mark M. Merrett the CGI whiz from London. 

When Russell Tovey bowed-out of Being Human, Mark decided to make a large artwork featuring the old and new cast of the series. So here it is at last, after many months in the making, a very large picture of the original cast members and their replacements at home in Honolulu Heights B&B, Barry Island Wales. A very big thank you to Mark for allowing me to share the picture.

Click picture to enlarge:

The above picture is also lodged at the original Tovey blog click HERE

AND THE GOOD NEWS IS:

I asked Mark if he'd like to make some CGI scenes involving the Coronation Street cast at the Rovers and he said he would soon be up for it. So we will have some great new artwork to look forward to. 

Did you know that Mark is dyslexic? 

It's hard to believe when you see the quality of his work that Mark is severely dyslexic but for him to process his art on computer it takes a lot of time and the use of techniques we able-bodied people take for granted. 

Dyslexics don't always process things like the rest of us...I recently sent the following picture to Mark when he said he was having problems comprehending an email...