CHARLIE CONDOU - No.438

HONOURABLE MENTION

JackPShepherd88: Yesssss got a mention #CorrieInKenya

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 hahahahahaha

UKTVCritic: @CharlieCondou loving you in @ITVCorrie tonight darling. x

Charliecondou: @UKTVCritic @ITVCorrie was I on tonight?

UKTVCritic: @CharlieCondou @ITVCorrie nope :p xx

Strollpro: @Charliecondou Thx 4follow. Just saw ur UA CV , very hip work. Have a good w/e.

Charliecondou: @Strollpro thanks you too!

'A DUMP ON A TRAIN'

Charliecondou: The woman behind me has been crying about a boyfriend on her phone for 45 mins. It seems a bit churlish to point out we're in the quiet zone

plonkymiff: @Charliecondou rules are rules!

Gatz77: @Charliecondou tell her to shift her sorry dumped ass!!

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou difficult

drummerwhitey: @Charliecondou I so would

Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Wish that we lived in the Austen era where women kept it bottled up and had inner but as it turns out, lucrative monologues

amandaabbington: @Charliecondou God! Sorry Charlie. I'm upset, ok.

hlthchick: @Charliecondou oh god how embarrassing

bainser: @Charliecondou offer her your shoulder to cry on and gently usher her out the door to the other carriage

BeingDoris: @Charliecondou not right now. Pass her tissues and chocolate.

DJ FOUNTAIN

fountain1987: All my house head s stop whatever you're doing now and listen to this #Yourheadmayfalloff


Charliecondou: @fountain1987 TWAT

THE UNLIKELY BEDFELLOWS SPEAK!

bonaomi1: Time for some bona FFs @PolariMission @Confidential_cc @marcyeats @EllisOfficial @stellduffy @jezdolan @JonathanMayor

Confidential_CC: @bonaomi1 @polarimission @marcyeats @ellisofficial @stellduffy @jezdolan @jonathanmayor . . . yep a lot of UNLIKELY BEDFELLOWS in this lot 

‏stellduffy: @Confidential_CC @bonaomi1 @PolariMission @marcyeats @EllisOfficial @jezdolan @JonathanMayor . . . ooh, I like what you did there.

PolariMission: @Confidential_CC @bonaomi1 @marcyeats @ellisofficial @stellduffy @jezdolan @jonathanmayor . . . She doesn't have an unlikely bedfellow dearie ;-)

Confidential_CC: @PolariMission @bonaomi1 @marcyeats @ellisofficial @stellduffy @jezdolan @jonathanmayor . . . stop throwing yourself, ur sounding too needy x

PolariMission: @Confidential_CC @bonaomi1 @marcyeats @ellisofficial @stellduffy @jezdolan @jonathanmayor shes no lav 4 "needy" in polari! Concept is void;)

JonathanMayor: Varda these bona FFs @PolariMission @Confidential_cc @marcyeats @EllisOfficial @stellduffy @jezdolan @bonaomi1

Confidential_CC: @stellduffy Latest blog post: THE UNLIKELY BEDFELLOWS SPEAK! CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL http://charlie-corrie-condou.blogspot.com/

stellduffy: @Confidential_CC hurrah! xx

Confidential_CC: @stellduffy you are world famous now. Who have guessed it, this morning when you woke, eh?

stellduffy: @Confidential_CC well sweetie, that's just the way of stardom, isn't it?

marcyeats: @Confidential_CC bugger! The link doesn't like my phone.

‏ Confidential_CC: @marcyeats damn, try this one maybe ... http://t.co/rsSUMJ4A

marcyeats: @Confidential_CC got it! Good blog site, full of things ;)

WAKE UP CHAS!

Confidential_CC: #F_O_L_L_O_W__F_R_I_D_A_Y to @izler

izler: @Confidential_CC much luv Charlie :)

Confidential_CC: @izler just letting you know that my name is Tom and I run the blog for Charlie.... He's not up and on twitter yet... Lazy bugger!

izler: @Confidential_CC thanks Tom :)

Confidential_CC: @izler >>> Dear @Charliecondou wake up!!

izler: @Confidential_CC ha!

izler: Confidential_CC: tell him I said what's up

Confidential_CC: @izler there I told @Charliecondou to get up but he's probably still in a beer coma

RENT-A-KID

liamwaterloo: Can anyone lend me their dog for the day? I want a dog for a day.

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo would a child do?

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou Yes. I would genuinely love that. Just for a day, though.

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo I could let you have one for a year. That's my final offer

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou I just don't think babies are a long-term commitment.

S.A.F.E. KENYA

Confidential_CC: RT @Safe_Kenya Good morning Corrie fans! Today is #corriegoestokenya day, 9pm ITV1, and we're this excited. Please RT!

Charliecondou: RT @ryanjamesthomas: 70% of women in kenya have HIV or aids these people @Safe_Kenya put on shows all round Kenya and are trying to get a message across...

Charliecondou: My only #ff @Safe_Kenya

Charliecondou: RT @Safe_Kenya: @JudeClarke @ryanjamesthomas @charliecondou actually no, not 70% - but women are disproportionately affected by the disease at 8%/ men 4.3%

DEATH IN PARADISE

‏James_Fleet: 5.00am in Guadeloupe feels like a steam room. It's been raining is since I arrived. Caribbean 50m away. Costume fitting in 3 hours. Melting. 

AubreyEMiller: @James_Fleet are you a baddie again...? Are you doing Death in Paradise? 

‏James_Fleet: @AubreyEMiller It is D in P. can't divulge plot. 

AubreyEMiller: @James_Fleet the reason I know this is b/c my psychic friend @Tom_In_Oz_ suggested it the other day. Jeez he's good at this stuff...or...have you told this to Tom? 

James_Fleet: There is a crab in my bathroom. 

Tom_In_Oz_: @James_Fleet Oh Jim, rain, no air-con on set and now crabs #andlovingit @AubreyEMiller the answer is NO, Jim didn't tell me.... 

AubreyEMiller: @Tom_In_Oz_ @james_fleet Tom, you told me last week - I think Jim must have told you b/c he's only been tweeting about it for 2 days or so! 

‏Tom_In_Oz_: @AubreyEMiller just had this psychic feeling when tweeting to @ActualBenMiller that @James_Fleet and he were about to go to islands to work. 

AubreyEMiller: @Tom_In_Oz_ @actualbenmiller @james_fleet #spooky so tell me next week's lotto numbers plz x 

OH ARGH, GUS!

EmmaBunton: Don’t forget to kit out your little ones in my gorgeous new kidswear range @Argos_Online – there’s up to 60% off until Tuesday! 

Charliecondou: @EmmaBunton is it girls or boys wear?