Friday, April 27, 2012

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.326

TUNE
Del_Von_Boy: Tears of pride. “@lizmatthewspr: My 6yo just announced that his new band 'The Corrupted' will perform their new song 'The Death Bringer'...
Charliecondou: @Del_Von_Boy @lizmatthewspr I would so buy that on iTunes 
Del_Von_Boy: @Charliecondou @lizmatthewspr I won't allow the band to bow down at the feet of the corporate scum machine called the music industry. All releases will be on cassette tape, TD60's, & sold from a suitcase outside the old Woolworths in Norwood 
lizmatthewspr: @Charliecondou @Del_Von_Boy Can we get them to play it in the Rovers?!
Charliecondou: @lizmatthewspr @Del_Von_Boy hell yes! 
Del_Von_Boy: @Charliecondou @lizmatthewspr I won't allow the band to bow down at the feet of the corporate scum machine called the music industry. 
Charliecondou: @Del_Von_Boy @lizmatthewspr FIGHT THE POWER! 

CHAS & CAM TO BRUSSELS
PaulBurston
PaulBurston: off to Brussels with @G3MAG & @Charliecondou for European Diversity Awards. 2nd time on Eurostar, but will pretend I do this *all the time* 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: Raised my eyebrows when Cam asked if I'd remembered my passport. Got to Eurostar and handed over my daughter's. Had to go back. Cam's smug 
Tonygardner
Tonygardner: @Charliecondou Oh NO!! You numpty! 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @Tonygardner don't you start! 
Shmouise
Shmouise: @Charliecondou zut alors! 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @Shmouise merde etc 
Shmouise
Shmouise: @Charliecondou Bonnes vacances x 
PaulBurston
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou what time train are you on? 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @PaulBurston 8:57 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @PaulBurston What train are you on dear? 
PaulBurston
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou 10.57. 
PaulBurston
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou blimey! thought we were all on the 10.57! Separation anxiety! Panic attack! 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @PaulBurston we love you Paul. We just need a bit of space. The relationship with you has been moving too quickly for us. Too much pressure 
PaulBurston
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou we? Who's "we" when she's at home? Is that Linda with you? Gah! 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @PaulBurston Cam. Is Paulo not coming with you? 
PaulBurston
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou He's too busy attending to the needs of his billionaire 'client' [*bitter face*] 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @PaulBurston ah, the life of a high-class hooker


ANOTHER FAKE ACCOUNT
_Jade_Richards
_Jade_Richards: @Charliecondou Plz follow @BenPriceoffici he on Coronation Street. New to twitter 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @_Jade_Richards @BenPriceoffici I think it's very unlikely that's Ben but I'll check 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: Ben Price wants you to know that @BenPriceoffici is a fake and that if anyone else sets up an account for him, please choose a better photo

NOT A FAKE ACCOUNT
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @JefficaHoons ooooh, hello! 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: Look everyone, it's @JefficaHoons on twitter!! 
shebahronay
shebahronay: @Charliecondou @jefficahoons we once shaved our armpits in a trailer. I think it was near Bristol. 

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