CALLING CALLING DR. JIZZ
Derren_Litten: I just unfollowed all
the people who do not entertain me, do not educate me, do not fascinate me or
fail to give me 'fizzy willy'.
DoctorChristian: @Derren_Litten Am
I one who has been unfollowed, heart face?
Derren_Litten: @DoctorChristian How
could you possibly think that. They don't call you Dr Fizz for nuffin.
Charliecondou: @Derren_Litten
@DoctorChristian I thought it was Dr. Jizz?
Derren_Litten: @Charliecondou
@DoctorChristian Isn't that what I said??....
Rubbish keyboard...
Derren_Litten: @Charliecondou
@DoctorChristian Is this where the expression 'Jizz Hands' comes from?
Charliecondou: @Derren_Litten
@DoctorChristian No. That comes from not swapping your computer mouse into your
left hand at the point of no return
DoctorChristian: @Charliecondou
@Derren_Litten Another favourite of mine
ADDED
MarkusFeehily: The good guys dress in
black remember that twitvid.com/KQ9NK
Charliecondou: @MarkusFeehily Hello.
I'm always being told to add you on Facebook. I think we have hundreds of
mutual friends x
Charliecondou: RT @KhyaHarold:
@Charliecondou please RT this link my sister Danielle Harold (Lola on
Eastenders) is running london marathon http://t.co/skdSFxfT
EPISODIC
alistairpetrie: @rpenryj gets
3000 more followers after being on This Morning, I get 5 after Whitechapel.
Mine shall come to The Oscars with me next year.
hughbon: @alistairpetrie @rpenryj So
if I Unfollow and then Follow again, can I come too?
CoroStreetBlog: @hughbon As a
Corrie fan would you like to be our next celebrity guest writer? Lord Fellowes
was one of many at coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com/2010/10/exclus…
Charliecondou: @CoroStreetBlog
@hughbon Just my episodes presumably?
F.Y.I.
JOJEHARVEY: Do people actually say
Tomoz out loud?
Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY I said FYI
out loud today for the first time ever
JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou ouch
semadivad: @JOJEHARVEY @Charliecondou
I know someone who uses 'appaz' for apparently. I retch every time they use it.
OBSESSED
Charliecondou: @MrAlexFoden
@dermalogicauk @MarcuscollinsUK I am obsessed with their products. OBSESSED!!!
MrAlexFoden: @Charliecondou @dermalogicauk1 @marcuscollinsuk Would you like me to have a word with their PR for you? I'm sure they'll sort u out. X
ONE-SIDED CONVO
Phil_Lloyd: That awkward moment when
you pretend to be on your mobile to avoid speaking to someone, and it rings !
Lol *dies*
Charliecondou: @Phil_Lloyd that
actually happened to me this morning
Phil_Lloyd: @Charliecondou haha
! I share your pain ... So embarrassing !
Charliecondou: @Phil_Lloyd happens
to me all the time. That, and rejecting a call when the person ringing is
watching me #mortifying
adamantics: @Phil_Lloyd @charliecondou tee
hee!
Charliecondou: @Phil_Lloyd
@adamantics Story of my life!
Charliecondou: @Phil_Lloyd Your
boyfriend seems to have blocked me. Have I inadvertently upset him?
BIRTHDAY
Abslom_Deek: Cheers you lovely people for the birthday tweets of AWESOMENESS!!! You're easin' the pain of my agening!!! Big love to y'all!!!
Tom_In_Oz_: @Abslom_Deek Deeks you forgot my birthday last Sunday...I waited!!!
Abslom_Deek: @Tom_In_Oz_ Um... it's the time difference, obvs! Your birthday in the UK ain't til this coming Sunday- so Happy Birthday in advance!!! ;-)
Tom_In_Oz_: @Abslom_Deek FAIR ENOUGH your "almost an apology" is accepted btw Happy Birthday to you 4 days after mine! x
marcuswhitney1: @Abslom_Deek happy birthday you lovely man xxxx
Confidential_CC: @misterhsk you do realise you forgot my birthday - the lovely @Charliecondou remembered - consider this your first strike of 2012!
misterhsk: @Confidential_CC happy birthday
mothergroup: @Confidential_CC happy
birthday xx
CHARLIE
CONDOU INTERVIEW 27-2-2012
Do same sex couples
need pre-conception agreements?
Jane Garvey of BBC4 is joined by actor Charlie
Condou and family solicitor Linzi Bull to investigate the rights of same-sex parents. There are a growing number of
same-sex couples entering into informal parenting agreements with donors, and a
number of these deals have resulted in legal battles over the role of the
parents involved. Most recently a gay man who donated his sperm to his lesbian ex-wife
has asked for overnight and holiday contact with her son. The boy’s mother and
her girlfriend say he has ‘betrayed’ a pact made before conception. So
would this situation be one that could have been avoided if a pre-conception
agreement had been drawn up between those involved? And with more alternative
family arrangements being entered into do we need to talk in terms of primary
and secondary parents?
Press play:
Charlie Condou explains a
great deal about his own experiences in becoming a father while in a same-sex
relationship. NB.There is an accompanying slide show for this radio interview.
‘LOLCANO’
GaydarRadio: Is anyone else feeling
fat & hideous today? Is it just me :( #damnprawncrackers!
Charliecondou: @GaydarRadio I can't
actually get out of bed. I think I might have broken both legs somehow during
the night
GaydarRadio: @Charliecondou - are you
OK...do we need to come round and rescue you? Sounds a bit Misery to me!?X
Charliecondou: @GaydarRadio it is a
bit. Except without the mad woman. Unless you count my boyfriend
GaydarRadio: @Charliecondou LOL! What
did he do to you in ur sleep!x
JanelleMonae: hey baby. you're
amazing.
Charliecondou: @JanelleMonae thanks.
So are you
Charliecondou: @plonkymiff Bruv
#wordsiwouldbanish
plonkymiff: @Charliecondou good call
Charlie! :)
plonkymiff: @Liam1709 @charliecondou
beasted! #wordsiwouldbanish
Charliecondou: @Liam1709 @plonkymiff
oh I HATE "smashed it"
liamwaterloo: @Liam1709
@Charliecondou @plonkymiff It's not technically a word but anyone who uses
'lol' to punctuate sentences should be harmed.
plonkymiff: @liamwaterloo @liam1709
@charliecondou oh, and 'standard' after
making a statement #wordsiwouldbanish
Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo
@Liam1709 @plonkymiff I heard "lolcano" the other day. I was not
impressed
liamwaterloo: @Liam1709
@Charliecondou @plonkymiff Then we would only be left with Stephen Fry and
Piers Morgan. The future of humanity would be doomed.
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