Wednesday, July 17, 2013

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.777

SOME GUYS 
MARRY GUYS
Gay marriage will soon be legal in England after the House of Commons and House of Lords both approved a bill to legalize it. The first same-sex weddings will take place later this summer. While the bill still needs to be signed by Queen Elizabeth II, she is expected to do so later this week. After that, gay couples will be able to get married in both civil and religious ceremonies. Gay couples in England can already obtain a “civil partnership,” which gives the same rights as marriage. However, campaigners for the same-sex marriage bill stated that the distinction gives the impression that gay relationships are inferior to straight. Those who have a civil partnership will be able to convert it to a marriage once the bill is finalized.
Now that barriers are lifted in the UK a certain celebrity couple [who shall remain nameless], have held secret overnight wedding rehearsals. Sadly, one of the men [who we shall call Cameron for the purpose of this article], got a little tired after five attempts at carrying his husband-to-be over the threshold.

THE UK MARRIAGE BILL AS TABLED 
(ON A TABLE)
tinastowell: This is the final version of the Bill before it becomes an Act. #equalmarriage 

DIVERSITY FUNDING APP
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @DiversityRM: TickTock still time to submit your applications for our fundraising position - closes on Fri, 19th 12pm. Come join us http://ht.ly/n3wF6 

THE N.H.S.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @OwenJones84: With our NHS being demonised and dismantled, let's share our positive stories and get #iloveournhs trending

FROM SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW

- IN OZ -

I HAVE BEEN PROPOSITIONED

Confidential_CC: Ever since gay marriage has been ok'd in the USA and UK I've had 2 proposals - one from each. My wife is hoping I accept the UK one.

Kirkby007: @Confidential_CC hahaha lol

FIT AND GETTING FITTER
nickede: Back training hard with @TimDrummondCom #fitness I'm scared!!
ChasCondouBlog: You go girl x @nickede @TimDrummondCom
TimDrummondCom: @ChasCondouBlog @nickede Man up Nick!
nickede: @TimDrummondCom @ChasCondouBlog I did and I was amazing!!! #sweat

#HHD
russwrightfla: #happyhumpday @Confidential_CC 
Confidential_CC: @russwrightfla your hump has been duly processed and glady accepted. We shall send one in return when one becomes available #HHD
russwrightfla: @Confidential_CC hehehe xo

DAMNATION
SirThomasWynne: DAMN, DAMN DAMN!!!!!!! 
I lost a Twitter follower! He rolled under the carpet and I just can't find him!
BellsAn_All: @SirThomasWynne One of those ones! They're the worst kind...

I AM A SHARING AND CARING KINDA GUY
ChasCondouBlog: #REQUEST (see pic) from TOM IN OZ xxx

ON OLDIE BUT A GOODIE - THE JOKE NOT ME!
ChasCondouFans: 
Scene: quiet lake. 
Loud speaker: Boat 69 come in.... 
Boat 69 come in your time is up. 
(15 mins later) 
Loud speaker: Boat 96 are you in trouble?

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