CHARLIE CONDOU - No.690

BLUE MOON ON A VIRGIN

Charliecondou: @cez29 @skipnewton  I'm on the train with a load of man city players. Obviously I recognise all of them

skipnewton: @Charliecondou @cez29 start singing blue moon see if they join in

Charliecondou: @skipnewton @cez29 they seem to be Italian. I'm not sure they'll know it

skipnewton: @Charliecondou @cez29 Hum it or lar lar it .. Come on Charlie liven the train up .. We got battered 3 -1

cez29: @Charliecondou @skipnewton take me a sly picture

Charliecondou: @cez29 I can't do that!! IM ON THE TELLY!

cez29: @Charliecondou haha come on they won't know just pretend ur typing

skipnewton: @cez29 @Charliecondou that's 2 pictures I want a different one ... Dareya

ajw2506: Was lovely to be sat next to @Charliecondou on the train! Sorry if we were a bit noisy!!

SamCEllis: @ajw2506 @Charliecondou I imagine you were quieter than the Man City fans haha

justaballgame: @AFCRDladies @ARCRD @Sister_Of_Fu just had a quick chat with @Charliecondou while we got off train back in manc, seems like a top bloke :)

Charliecondou: @justaballgame @AFCRDladies @ARCRD @Sister_Of_Fu nice to meet you x

justaballgame: @Charliecondou hey thanks for the follow if ever your corrie footie mates want to do fund raiser for us  cud fix one up against @hydefclive ... as you can see this is Castro who lives in my huge luggage bag not a dead body as you thought :) 

#FFDAOU

Charliecondou: RT @BBCSporf: QUALITY: One of the London Marathon runners pictured today.


CHARLIE'S CHOICE

ColeenRoo: Had a fantastic night at my surprise baby shower!! Love my friends, even though they are abit crazy haha!! Thanks so much xxx

Charliecondou: @ColeenRoo I'm hoping to make your baby clothes launch on Tuesday! X

scouserachel: @Charliecondou have you decided what to wear?

Charliecondou: @scouserachel ill be wearing littlewoods baby clothes OBVIOUSLY

A JOLLY MASK

Charliecondou: I think I prefer this name

QUOTE:

Look ye, Starbuck, all visible objects are but as pasteboard masks.

JOHN BARROWMAN OPENS UP

Team_Barrowman: Just lying on the floor...screaming ... Lol

Charliecondou: @Team_Barrowman great teeth!

BURNING QUESTIONS ABOUT CORRIE THAT NEED TO BE ANSWERED!

By GlendaYoung 

From coronationstreetupdates.blogspot.com

From time to time certain things about Coronation Street puzzle me. Normally these are passing notions and I soon move on to loftier problems. However, I thought that finally it might be a good idea to get these issues off my chest and see if any of you, may be able to come to my aid. So here goes, in no particular order:

1. Where do the residents of Coronation Street park their cars? Given that a Mini would stretch the length of three houses, it doesn't make sense.

2. Why is Sean Tully still in the cast?

3. What happened to that massive living room and extra kitchen that suddenly appeared upstairs at the Rovers while Liz was landlady? Suddenly it seemed the Rovers had turned into a back street Tardis.

4. How did Michelle Connor go from singer, to barmaid to Underworld lynchpin with apparently no previous experience or training?

5. Why is Sean Tully still in the cast?

6. Why did Audrey's house suddenly completely change with no explanation although she appears to live at the same address?

7. What happened to the staircase in what is now Sally Webster's house? When Derek and Mavis lived there it was in a completely different place. 

8. Why is Sean Tully still in the cast?

9. Why can some conversations be clearly overheard, anywhere in the Street, for example the Rovers or Roy's Rolls, while others are conveniently missed?

10. Why is Dr Carter the only doctor at the Medical Centre in the same way that Martin Platt was the only nurse at Weatherfield General, until that trollop he had an affair with appeared?

11. What is the point of the posh flats on Victoria Street? Yes I know Rob lives there now, but this surely makes my question all the more pressing.

12. Where on earth does Mary Taylor keep that monstrously large motorhome? 

13. How did Rita end up with such a massive bank balance from selling midget gems and doing the odd bit of warbling at t'Gatsby? 

14. And finally, why is Sean Tully still in the cast?

Answers on a postcard please.