CHARLIE CONDOU - No.691

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EMBARRASSING FRIENDS

whitenosugartv: Looking forward to working on Embarrassing Bodies Live tomorrow night, should be a bit different from what I usually work on.

Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv don't show @DoctorChristian your knob.

whitenosugartv: @ShobnaGulati love the fact you and @Charliecondou were the ones to reply to that tweet....

ShobnaGulati: @whitenosugartv @Charliecondou i cant answer for him aha ha ha xxx

ChasCondouFans: Re knob: maybe this is the ep where you'll find out HE'S A SHE, NOT A HE - @whitenosugartv @ShobnaGulati @Charliecondou

CHARLIE WON'T BE OUT FOR MUCH LONGER

OutInTheCityMag: You've a few days left to pick up the hard copy of April's issue, with the lovely Charlie Condou @Charliecondou http://t.co/6UuRO1dxwj

PADDY TAKES A GOOD HARD LOOK AT HIMSELF, AS WELL AS, 100 OTHERS!

_Paddy_White_: Twitter famous is 100k+ followers surely.

Charliecondou: @_Paddy_White_ thank god!! I just made it

PSYCHE VS THE ID

[CHARLIE'S SEX DREAMS]

Charliecondou: I have had 4 sex dreams in the last week. 1 about @fountain1987, 1 about a director, 1 about Andrea Risborough and 1 about Victoria Beckham

CelebGossPB: @Charliecondou @fountain1987 dreams can come true ;)

Charliecondou: @CelebGossPB @fountain1987 he wishes

CelebGossPB: @Charliecondou @fountain1987 who doesn't?

Charliecondou: @CelebGossPB lol

Charliecondou: My psyche has a lot of explaining to do

marcooth: @Charliecondou None about me?

Charliecondou: @marcooth saving that for this afternoons catnap

simonkaston: @Charliecondou WTF??

Charliecondou: @simonkaston I KNOW!!!

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou who's the director?....

Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv Tony Prescott.

quantick: @Charliecondou and a large laundry bill.

Charliecondou: @quantick actually I didn't "complete" in any of them. Rubbish sex dreams!

quantick: @Charliecondou complete? Like in a house sale? "We've exchanged bodily fluids."

Charliecondou: @quantick yes. After sex I always shake hands and pass over some keys.

quantick: @Charliecondou AHHH. AHHHH. AAARGGGGHHHHHHHH. (Pause) AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH.

ChrisJepson: @Charliecondou I saw Tony Prescott but read John Prescott ... #nightmare

Charliecondou: @ChrisJepson oh good god, I'm not that fucked up!