HATE SESSION
Charliecondou: Things that piss me off, part 213: people who get their guitars out at parties and "jam"
PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou fucking Redemption song, fucking students
Charliecondou: No I don't want to sing Hey Jude in the kitchen with a bunch of pissed students
Shmouise: @Charliecondou bongos. Awful.
Charliecondou: @PaulPopplewell argh!!!
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Hildegard von Bingen:- Chants for the Feast of St. Ursula maybe, but Hey Jude *shudders*
Charliecondou: They are nearly as bad as people who harmonise when singing "Happy Birthday"
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou the lady who wrote Happy Birthday (Patty Hill) probably agrees with you http://t.co/dcuLnCvM
Angela_Griffin: @Charliecondou oh! Is that not the done thing?
gemmabodinetz: @Charliecondou I like to add a harmonious "and many more" at the end of happy birthday. I find it makes me seem more sophisticated.
Charliecondou: @gemmabodinetz *unfollows*
RUMOURS ARE RIFE
simonfromgosh: @Charliecondou RT not a chance!
guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou @JOJEHARVEY Was that yours? I thought it was another actor's ;)
brianfruity: @Charliecondou @jojeharvey can't wait to see what followers you get after that tweet
David_M_Oakley: @Charliecondou @jojeharvey I do trust the 10" rumours of your penis relate to the girth?
shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou @jojeharvey I had it down as 11 1/2 inches after the jogging bottoms scene in October 2011
brianfruity: @shelleyanorphan @charliecondou @jojeharvey somebody has it sky +!! He was wearing chinos lol
shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou @jojeharvey I have the freeze frame somewhere #yesiknowthatsabitweird
Charliecondou: @shelleyanorphan @brianfruity @jojeharvey a freeze frame of what?
shelleyanorphan: @Charliecondou @brianfruity @jojeharvey Corrie episode 2011 October Marcus in "revealing" jogging bottoms - actually it's gone :-(
MISSED AGAIN
stephen_hagan: I haven't tweeted in ages!
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan we hadn't noticed
stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou where were you last Monday?
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan What do you mean?
stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou we were supposed to be doin dinner
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan are you sure? I had breakfast with Wendy yesterday
MEATLOAF
Charliecondou: @professorgreen Thats not a euphemism by the way
MORE MEATLOAF
(PLEASE BE AWARE: THE FOLLOWING LINK CONTAINS A GAY PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS - THE LINK IS FROM GAY PORN STAR CONNER HABIB)
ConnerHabib: Ha thank you! RT @CantThink_Str8: The very sexy and talented @ConnerHabib ... http://tmblr.co/ZOYcFUvS2f_pJ
Charliecondou: @ConnerHabib Who is that you're enjoying?
ConnerHabib: @Charliecondou GIRTH BROOKS :)
Charliecondou: @ConnerHabib I cant imagine why they call him Girth
ConnerHabib: @Charliecondou aren't you happy that you don't HAVE to imagine?
BIG MOUTH
adrianhansel: @Charliecondou twitter on a lap top .. see more pics! charlie's back ground pic is lovely huge mouth? ... who knew??
Charliecondou: @adrianhansel it's massive I know
adrianhansel: @Charliecondou ...... no one likes a show off charlie...
OUT WALKING WITH MY BABY
Mark2302: Saw @Charliecondou filming in islington today with and empty pram! Did you loose the babies? Was going to stop and say hello but was driving
Charliecondou: @Mark2302 Haha we were doing a photoshoot. Did I look like a complete knob with an empty pram?
Mark2302: @Charliecondou Haha! I did wonder! You could have put some Barbie Dolls in it! It's okay I don't think anyone saw. It was an empty street!
SOUTH OF FRANCE
Charliecondou: Have an amazing @ManchesterPride everyone!! Im gutted not to be there this year but i'll think of you as I tan my ass in the South of France
AlisonMoyet1: @Charliecondou @ManchesterPride Selfish.
Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou "tan"
Charliecondou: @AlisonMoyet1 @ManchesterPride If it helps, I'll be thinking about the Gays
AlisonMoyet1: @Charliecondou @ManchesterPride All of them? Selfish.
Charliecondou: @AlisonMoyet1 @ManchesterPride Well, all the NORTHERN ones
jackiecrozier: @Charliecondou have a fab holiday xx
Charliecondou: @jackiecrozier Thanks love. It must be very strange for you (I mean Pride, not me going on holiday)
Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou Just your ass? ;-)
Charliecondou: @Sparkle__Monkey Yes. Whenever I holiday in the S of F I like to come back looking like a Baboon. Have you got a baby yet?
Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou No baby yet, did you put him on the train?
Charliecondou: @Sparkle__Monkey Oh. Your picture confused me. I thought you were @charltonbrooker
Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou @charltonbrooker Hilarity. I'm seeing Brooker tomorrow, the photo is an homage.
RichLang: @Charliecondou @alisonmoyet1 @manchesterpride and a few of us will be thinking of your tanned arse
BeingDoris: @Charliecondou I think we might need photos of your ass tanning progress. Purely for research!
A SHORT STORY
lizmatthewspr: @Charliecondou did you get your shorts?!
Charliecondou: @lizmatthewspr NO!!!
lizmatthewspr: @Charliecondou what?!!!! They were sent earlier this week, can you double check with production or summat? #livid
Charliecondou: @lizmatthewspr Oh bugger! I'll check on Monday. Thanks though!! xx
WHERE "THE SUN" DON’T SHINE
stuartsandford: OK so everyone's buying The Sun today, right?
Charliecondou: @stuartsandford is Harry on page 3?
stuartsandford: @Charliecondou fingers crossed!
CHAMPERS
LindaRiley8: @Charliecondou Good to see you both yesterday, hope your head not hurting as much as mine was at 4am this morning!!
Charliecondou: @LindaRiley8 Its all that bloody pink champagne!! xxx
Charliecondou: Things that piss me off, part 213: people who get their guitars out at parties and "jam"
PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou fucking Redemption song, fucking students
Charliecondou: No I don't want to sing Hey Jude in the kitchen with a bunch of pissed students
Shmouise: @Charliecondou bongos. Awful.
Charliecondou: @PaulPopplewell argh!!!
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Hildegard von Bingen:- Chants for the Feast of St. Ursula maybe, but Hey Jude *shudders*
Charliecondou: They are nearly as bad as people who harmonise when singing "Happy Birthday"
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou the lady who wrote Happy Birthday (Patty Hill) probably agrees with you http://t.co/dcuLnCvM
Angela_Griffin: @Charliecondou oh! Is that not the done thing?
gemmabodinetz: @Charliecondou I like to add a harmonious "and many more" at the end of happy birthday. I find it makes me seem more sophisticated.
Charliecondou: @gemmabodinetz *unfollows*
RUMOURS ARE RIFE
JOJEHARVEY: I've read some horrible rumours on here & want u 2 know I absolutely deny I’ve had an affair with David Beckham. The rumours are very hurtful
Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY oh god I've had the very same problem with rumours of my 10" penis PLEASE RTsimonfromgosh: @Charliecondou RT not a chance!
guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou @JOJEHARVEY Was that yours? I thought it was another actor's ;)
brianfruity: @Charliecondou @jojeharvey can't wait to see what followers you get after that tweet
David_M_Oakley: @Charliecondou @jojeharvey I do trust the 10" rumours of your penis relate to the girth?
shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou @jojeharvey I had it down as 11 1/2 inches after the jogging bottoms scene in October 2011
brianfruity: @shelleyanorphan @charliecondou @jojeharvey somebody has it sky +!! He was wearing chinos lol
shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou @jojeharvey I have the freeze frame somewhere #yesiknowthatsabitweird
Charliecondou: @shelleyanorphan @brianfruity @jojeharvey a freeze frame of what?
shelleyanorphan: @Charliecondou @brianfruity @jojeharvey Corrie episode 2011 October Marcus in "revealing" jogging bottoms - actually it's gone :-(
MISSED AGAIN
stephen_hagan: I haven't tweeted in ages!
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan we hadn't noticed
stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou where were you last Monday?
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan What do you mean?
stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou we were supposed to be doin dinner
Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan are you sure? I had breakfast with Wendy yesterday
MEATLOAF
professorgreen: what to do with my evening...
Charliecondou: @professorgreen We're having meatloaf if you want to come round for your teaCharliecondou: @professorgreen Thats not a euphemism by the way
MORE MEATLOAF
(PLEASE BE AWARE: THE FOLLOWING LINK CONTAINS A GAY PORNOGRAPHIC IMAGE AND IS NOT SUITABLE FOR MINORS - THE LINK IS FROM GAY PORN STAR CONNER HABIB)
ConnerHabib: Ha thank you! RT @CantThink_Str8: The very sexy and talented @ConnerHabib ... http://tmblr.co/ZOYcFUvS2f_pJ
Charliecondou: @ConnerHabib Who is that you're enjoying?
ConnerHabib: @Charliecondou GIRTH BROOKS :)
Charliecondou: @ConnerHabib I cant imagine why they call him Girth
ConnerHabib: @Charliecondou aren't you happy that you don't HAVE to imagine?
BIG MOUTH
adrianhansel: @Charliecondou twitter on a lap top .. see more pics! charlie's back ground pic is lovely huge mouth? ... who knew??
Charliecondou: @adrianhansel it's massive I know
adrianhansel: @Charliecondou ...... no one likes a show off charlie...
OUT WALKING WITH MY BABY
Mark2302: Saw @Charliecondou filming in islington today with and empty pram! Did you loose the babies? Was going to stop and say hello but was driving
Charliecondou: @Mark2302 Haha we were doing a photoshoot. Did I look like a complete knob with an empty pram?
Mark2302: @Charliecondou Haha! I did wonder! You could have put some Barbie Dolls in it! It's okay I don't think anyone saw. It was an empty street!
SOUTH OF FRANCE
Charliecondou: Have an amazing @ManchesterPride everyone!! Im gutted not to be there this year but i'll think of you as I tan my ass in the South of France
AlisonMoyet1: @Charliecondou @ManchesterPride Selfish.
Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou "tan"
Charliecondou: @AlisonMoyet1 @ManchesterPride If it helps, I'll be thinking about the Gays
AlisonMoyet1: @Charliecondou @ManchesterPride All of them? Selfish.
Charliecondou: @AlisonMoyet1 @ManchesterPride Well, all the NORTHERN ones
jackiecrozier: @Charliecondou have a fab holiday xx
Charliecondou: @jackiecrozier Thanks love. It must be very strange for you (I mean Pride, not me going on holiday)
Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou Just your ass? ;-)
Charliecondou: @Sparkle__Monkey Yes. Whenever I holiday in the S of F I like to come back looking like a Baboon. Have you got a baby yet?
Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou No baby yet, did you put him on the train?
Charliecondou: @Sparkle__Monkey Oh. Your picture confused me. I thought you were @charltonbrooker
Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou @charltonbrooker Hilarity. I'm seeing Brooker tomorrow, the photo is an homage.
RichLang: @Charliecondou @alisonmoyet1 @manchesterpride and a few of us will be thinking of your tanned arse
BeingDoris: @Charliecondou I think we might need photos of your ass tanning progress. Purely for research!
A SHORT STORY
lizmatthewspr: @Charliecondou did you get your shorts?!
Charliecondou: @lizmatthewspr NO!!!
lizmatthewspr: @Charliecondou what?!!!! They were sent earlier this week, can you double check with production or summat? #livid
Charliecondou: @lizmatthewspr Oh bugger! I'll check on Monday. Thanks though!! xx
WHERE "THE SUN" DON’T SHINE
stuartsandford: OK so everyone's buying The Sun today, right?
Charliecondou: @stuartsandford is Harry on page 3?
stuartsandford: @Charliecondou fingers crossed!
CHAMPERS
LindaRiley8: @Charliecondou Good to see you both yesterday, hope your head not hurting as much as mine was at 4am this morning!!
Charliecondou: @LindaRiley8 Its all that bloody pink champagne!! xxx
Above: Charlie Condou as Marcus Dent (midwife) from a 2007 episode of Corrie. Marcus is looking mighty worried about Maria's unborn baby...And yes, this is a very rare publicity shot of Charlie that has rarely been seen until now.
TOUR-DE-FARCE
TOUR-DE-FARCE
Charliecondou: I'm shocked http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/othersports/cycling/9496174/Lance-Armstrong-to-be-stripped-of-seven-Tour-de-France-titles-and-banned-for-life.html …
Al3xWalker: @Charliecondou R u shocked he is being stripped of Olympic and Tour De France medals or the fact he isn't defending allegations anymore?!
Charliecondou: @Al3xWalker both
whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou don't believe he cheated for a second
Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv me either
Charliecondou: watching the newsroom and @oliviamunn steals EVERY scene she's in
KEVSTER123: @Charliecondou @oliviamunn shouldn't you be watching corrie goes to Kenya Charlie? Lol
MUNN’S THE WORD
Charliecondou: watching the newsroom and @oliviamunn steals EVERY scene she's in
KEVSTER123: @Charliecondou @oliviamunn shouldn't you be watching corrie goes to Kenya Charlie? Lol
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