CHARLIE CONDOU - No.405

MY HERO YEAH?

DanFormless: @epicfilmshow @Hoxton_FM Who is your favourite Chris Morris created character? Mine is Jonatton Yeah? ‪#MyHero


Charliecondou: @DanFormless @epicfilmshow @Hoxton_FM he was mine too etc

I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MY CO-STARS, THE ACADEMY, MY PARENTS, THE WRITER AND MY UNDERWEAR

PatrickStrud: @Charliecondou You totes owe  @JOJEHARVEY for writing your underwear into the Gimme Gimme Gimme part. That will have totally got you "other parts".

Charliecondou: @PatrickStrud @JOJEHARVEY I don't know about other parts but it definitely got me a lot of sex

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou @patrickstrud mostly with me x

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY @patrickstrud ONLY with you

PatrickStrud: @Charliecondou @JOJEHARVEY *sulks* You bitches are always leaving me out.

CORRIE PRIDE

CorriePride2012: @Charliecondou Please RT @CorriePride2012 to get all latest info/updates for Corries float entry this yr!‪#corrieasyouveneverseenitbefore


Charliecondou: RT @CorriePride2012: @Charliecondou Please RT @CorriePride2012 to get all latest info/updates for Corries float entry this yr! #corrieasyouveneverseenitbefore

MYKONOS

Charliecondou: RT @PatrickStrud: Most hilarious headline EVER: 'John Travolta and Kelly Preston try to put gay sex scandal behind them with a romantic holiday... in Mykonos'

LITERARY  MASTER

thefattony: Off up to highgate for dinner !

Charliecondou: @thefattony sometimes reading your tweets is like reading Proust

thefattony: @Charliecondou shut it Condou x

Charliecondou: @thefattony you're one of the funniest people I know! You can do better than "just woke up after a great sleep".

thefattony: @Charliecondou yeah I know I shall try and be more forth coming x

CORRIE UPDATES 

Marcus arranges a date with Aiden, but when they meet in the Rovers they bump into Sean, who is clearly upset

Up in Maria’s flat, Marcus cooks Kirk a meal to apologise for walking in on him while he was in the shower. “What’s your favourite meal?” Marcus asks him. “Spaghetti hoops!” replies Kirk. And so, spaghetti hoops it is, along with a pie Marcus bakes followed by Kirk’s favourite dessert of sherry trifle. It’s only later that Kirk reckons Marcus is after him and has to put him straight, as it were. “I like women! I can’t stop thinking about women!” “It wasn’t a date,” Marcus reassures him to which Kirk replies: “It wasn't? But we had napkins!”