CHARLIE CONDOU - No.383

Above & below: In June 2012 the boys from Corrie are going to hit a few bumps on the road to relationship happiness. Sean, Marcus (Charlie Condou) and Aiden are at crisis point. 

THE FANS HAVE SPOKEN

Digital Spy forum members talk about Corrie:

KornerKabin: Just catching up on last night's Corrie. Loved the argument between Sean and Marcus in No.11. Charlie Condou is great and Marcus is certainly one of my favourite characters at the moment. 

Priscilla: Marcus dump Sean get with Aiden then Marcus can get married and Sean leaves. 

barlowconnor: I've never liked them as a couple. I'll be pleased when they split up. 

CORRIE COFFEE BREAK

(THEY KNEW YOU WERE LEAVING SO THEY BAKED A CAKE)

mustangmatthews: Who wants to be my friend tea break tomorrow for freshly baked chocolate and banana loaf! @cez29? @RosiePoseDesign?

‏whitenosugartv: @mustangmatthews @cez29 @rosieposedesign not going to lie, can't wait for tea break and a piece of chocolate and banana loaf!

Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv @mustangmatthews @cez29 @rosieposedesign Banana loaf at tea break?? Wow, I go away for TWO WEEKS and everything changes

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou @mustangmatthews @cez29 @rosieposedesign
#snoozeyoulose

cez29: @Charliecondou it's ur own fault !!!! #moreholidaysthanjudithfuckinchalmers

Charliecondou: @cez29 it's my first holiday in years! You're confusing me with every other cast member

RosiePoseDesign: @mustangmatthews @cez29 amazing Sally! No carbs b4 Marbs is getting scrapped for some of that!! When ru going to start up Sally's stall?! X

mustangmatthews: @RosiePoseDesign @cez29 not quite there yet but you lot are my guinea pigs for now!

cez29: @mustangmatthews @rosieposedesign @whitenosugartv @Charliecondou omg she didn't let us down banana/choc loaf !!! Awesome. Thanks sal bal x

Charliecondou: @cez29 @mustangmatthews @rosieposedesign @whitenosugartv you can all piss right off

mustangmatthews: @Charliecondou @cez29 @rosieposedesign @whitenosugartv I'll make some more! When are you next in?

Charliecondou: @mustangmatthews @cez29 @rosieposedesign @whitenosugartv Tuesday!!,!,

cez29: @Charliecondou haha wots the Cyprus hotel like we're trying to book it x

Charliecondou: @cez29 they'd never let you in

  YOU’RE A 'BUTTER' MAN THAN ME...

kazpoole: butter v marg ....lurpak for me ..sorry @Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @kazpoole eh?

kazpoole: @Charliecondou i know you are a butter man

Charliecondou: @kazpoole I am, I have a morbid fear of marge or even worse, those ones that pretend to be butter. Like Lurpak. But how did you know??

kazpoole: @Charliecondou we've talked /argued about it LOL!

Charliecondou: @kazpoole and you STILL haven't seen sense??? *unfollows*

THE COLOUR PURPLE

(URBAN MYTHS EXPOSED PART II)

Charliecondou: A little Russian girl just really shouted at me by the pool. I don't know what I'd done but she was really cross

Shmouise: @Charliecondou Is she an Eastenders fan? Could this be about the BAFTA?

Charliecondou: @Shmouise I think it must be

JOJEHARVEY: @Shmouise @charliecondou oh babes. You've not been posting clips of yourself in gimme and asking if your willy looks big in it again have u?

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY @Shmouise No!! (yes)

Charliecondou: Maybe she saw the purple dye

aldobry: @Charliecondou first thought was Peter Adamson - Len Fairclough in Corrie. Sorry just the way my mind works. If you don't know don't ask.

Charliecondou: @aldobry hahahaha

aldobry: @Charliecondou you do know.

ConnerHabib: @Charliecondou I love that you referred to her as "cross"

Charliecondou: @ConnerHabib no word of a lie, she actually shook her fist at me

ConnerHabib: @Charliecondou Fight her.

Charliecondou: @ConnerHabib are you mad?? She was terrifying

Charliecondou: Right,I'm going for a swim.And if that Russian girl is still there I'm confronting her. I'm a 39 year old father of 2. I will not be bullied

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou just don't piss in the pool again, and you'll be fine

Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv I won't. Now I get out and pee behind the sunbed instead

Charliecondou: She's still there. I'm not frightened of her but I've decided to go to the gym instead. I think we both need a bit of space

Rcurtis25: @Charliecondou what is happening with you and this woman I am intrigued?? Explain please

Charliecondou: @Rcurtis25 she's not a woman, she's 4. And I have no idea, she just started on me!

Shmouise: @Charliecondou can you move hotels?

Charliecondou: @Shmouise it's ok, her mum's taken her in now. I can breathe again

FREE RANGE HAGGIS

mazzifran: @Charliecondou That set of tweets y2day totally made me lol! Love it! Like me believing Haggis where little creatures running round highlands! #GoodImagination

Charliecondou: @mazzifran you mean they aren't??

Charliecondou: RT @beebiejeebies: @Charliecondou my dad told me pickled onions were normal onions stolen from their mummies as babies. I'm still not 100% fine with them.

IT’S A DATE!

hotpatooties: Now, if I could just work out if its Wednesday or Thursday I could get on with my day accordingly!

Charliecondou: @hotpatooties it's Wednesday, October 23rd 2017

OMG PLZ REPLY

Rashmi_KSJ: @Charliecondou Please reply omg omg omg do you hate me?

Charliecondou: @Rashmi_KSJ I don't hate you, you're obviously very lovely and of sound mind x

NatalieTeale: @Charliecondou loving the movie 'the impressionists' you're amazing charlie :)

Rashmi_KSJ: @Charliecondou  I love you! You inspire me to paint as Renoir! :') xx

Charliecondou: RT @Rashmi_KSJ: @Charliecondou i love you! you inspire me to paint! as Renoir! :') xx

MATES RATES

Charliecondou: RT @lilyrosecooper: follow my best mate @phoebefoliver please , she's new here.

Charliecondou: RT @ListsOfNote: The great Nora Ephron passed away yesterday. In 2010, she wrote a list of things she won't & will miss: http://t.co/8lmwKXtJ

HAPPY ENDINGS

Jasperbunny: @Confidential_CC @TheLastRichard Tom can you put in a good word for Charlie to follow us?

Confidential_CC: @TheLastRichard be patient and kind - no biting or kicking and Charlie might follow you one day - might!

TheLastRichard: @Confidential_CC Lol. I will. Maybe you could put a good word in for me ;0). He's lovely.

Jasperbunny: @Confidential_CC @TheLastRichard :-) yay we’ll behave if you put a good word in for us!!

Confidential_CC: @Jasperbunny @TheLastRichard I just do the blog for @Charliecondou - like I said - be patient and kind and NICE and he may follow you 1 day

TheLastRichard: @Confidential_CC @jasperbunny @charliecondou Always nice to Charlie. He's ace. Anyway, will leave you all in peace. Sweet dreams all! X

Confidential_CC: @TheLastRichard @jasperbunny @charliecondou it's brekky time in Oz. See you laterz x

TheLastRichard: @Confidential_CC @jasperbunny @charliecondou In that case, have a good one :0) x

Jasperbunny: @TheLastRichard ooh look! @charliecondou Is following us :) now we reeaallyy have to be on our best behaviour! Thanks Charlie!!! :) x

TheLastRichard: @Jasperbunny @charliecondou Yay! Thanks for the follow Charlie. X

Confidential_CC: @TheLastRichard @jasperbunny see a happy ending just like on TV shows x @charliecondou

NOT SO EARLY, BIRDS

SquarePegMedia: The @diversityCshow is now in it's 4th year of helping people get jobs at companies dedicated to diversity.

Charliecondou: @SquarePegMedia you're up early!

LindaRiley8: @g3editor @Charliecondou @SquarePegMedia Morning all, I am up early too!

Charliecondou: @LindaRiley8 @g3editor @SquarePegMedia I'm in Cyprus, it ain't that early here

Above: Newspaper cover courtesy of Martin Sterling - Coronation Street script writer. 

MATTHEW CAIN 

INTERNATIONAL REPORTER

Confidential_CC: @MatthewCainC4 did u know ur piece about the Spice Girls was a segment on Nat Channel 7 in Oz? They ran it on the Morning Show - Tom in Oz

MatthewCainC4: @Confidential_CC Ha ha brilliant! I love being on telly in Australia!!

Confidential_CC: @MatthewCainC4 so tell the boss you want the residuals - in Australian dollars of course xxx

OH, THE SHAME!

Charliecondou: I once told my friend John Hunt that "Teardrops" by Womack & Womack was actually sung by Helen Daniels from Neighbours. #liesimashamedof

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou Ann Haddy. She was in Haddaway, too, right?

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne yes, that's, her,!

rebeccacallard: @laurenlaverne @charliecondou I used to pretend to cab drivers I was Pearl from Diamond and Pearl. #liesimashamedof

Charliecondou: @rebeccacallard @laurenlaverne I love you for that. I once pretended I was in 90's boyband "Bad Boys Inc"To impress a girl would you believe 

AubreyEMiller: You just broke my heart - I believed you!!! @Charliecondou @rebeccacallard @laurenlaverne

rebeccacallard: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne Don't you like girls then?? My sons don't either.

Charliecondou: @rebeccacallard @laurenlaverne I like them in a "let's talk about spa treatments and scatter cushions" kind of way

rebeccacallard: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne if you've got scatter cushions I'm unfollowing you.

Charliecondou: @rebeccacallard if you don't like scatter cushions I'm unfollowing you

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou @rebeccacallard Me too.

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne @rebeccacallard to be honest, I hate scatter cushions.I'm just trying harder to be a gay cliche.I think it'll further my career

salisburytart: @rebeccacallard @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne I've got scatter cushions, but they were my mums so I can't get rid of them. Am I in or out?

Charliecondou: @salisburytart @rebeccacallard @laurenlaverne if I'm out for just mentioning them then you definitely are

rebeccacallard: @Charliecondou @salisburytart @laurenlaverne or diss even..

salisburytart: @rebeccacallard @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne yes, good. So I'm still in Charlie.

Charliecondou: @salisburytart @rebeccacallard dammit!