CHARLIE CONDOU - No.301

YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT!

Charliecondou: RT @cheryleehouston: #undateables - thank god for Corrie, why are we the only place where disability is being portrayed as we really are - just people, hmpf!

Bigchris_BRFC: @cheryleehouston @Charliecondou  Everyones view on disability is different but that doesn't make Corrie right and this wrong >> #undateables

cheryleehouston: @Bigchris_BRFC @Charliecondou  oh no I wasn't saying that just that why is disability always in documentaries with dreadful titles?

Bigchris_BRFC: @cheryleehouston @Charliecondou Oh yeah, I really didn't click about that.  Great point.  You are absolutely right.

TATTS

marcooth: There's a guy at the gym with the most amazing tattoo. And I think tattoos are generally shit.

Charliecondou: @marcooth I've got a tattoo! It is a bit shit though

BAD REPUTATION

streetworker01: Okay, so calling out the fire brigade to put out my blazing hedge wasn't in my plans tonight, but hey-ho...

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 any excuse to get a man in uniform round Martin

streetworker01: @SallyAnMatthews @Charliecondou Honestly, the reputation I must have...

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 @SallyAnMatthews The things Barbara has told me about you are SHOCKING

SallyAnMatthews: @Charliecondou @streetworker01 Me or Martin??! Surely the latter x

streetworker01: @Charliecondou It's all true! x

streetworker01: @SallyAnMatthews @Charliecondou Barbara has nothing but good to say about you, Sal! x

Charliecondou: @SallyAnMatthews @streetworker01 oh Martin of course! I'll ask her about you tomorrow ;-)

COLUMN

hannahsometimes: @Charliecondou just wanted to say I'm really enjoying yr Guardian column, can relate a lot as my boy is a few wks younger than Hal!

Charliecondou: @hannahsometimes thanks very much x

FORMER TV STAR 
NANCY CATO

HAS A CHAT WITH MR OZ

Tom_In_Oz_: #HAPPY3HOURS2HUMPDAY from Mr Oz @nancycato1

nancycato1: @Tom_In_Oz_ Why thank you kind sir! I am ever hopeful of making it over to the other side of the week!

Tom_In_Oz_: @nancycato1 me too am at home convalescing with whiplash and pneumonia #daybyday

nancycato1: @Tom_In_Oz_ Now that is a really weird combination...were you in a car that was hit from behind and catapulted into a dam?

Tom_In_Oz_: @nancycato1 on way home from school rear ended by a hockey player. I had side-effects went to doc who listened to chest and said I had fluid

nancycato1: @Tom_In_Oz_ Well Tom I am really sorry to hear that! If I make it to midway through Wed (baby-sitting grandkids day) I'll check up on you!

Tom_In_Oz_: @nancycato1 my lungs had been feeling odd but I was just struggling on at work. it WAS lucky I had the accident in a way, or it may have been worse.

nancycato1: @Tom_In_Oz_ Let the mysteries of the Universe unfold. eh? Very fortunate indeed!

Tom_In_Oz_: @nancycato1 ok I am on leave until 18th April am not going anywhere in a hurry wife is babysitting our 2 grandchildren this week too x

nancycato1: @Tom_In_Oz_ Perhaps I should check on your wife instead! ;oD

HAPPY3HOURS2HUMPDAY

francisco13f: @Confidential_CC #HAPPY3HOURS2HUMPDAY thanks mr☺

Shum65: #GMorning Tom @Confidential_CC hope your feeling even better today mate :) onwards & upwards lol Xx

Whereispod: Thanks and enjoy humping on hump day @ChasCondouFans

austen_james: @ChasCondouFans thank you :-)

NeatFreak_: @ChasCondouFans Lol!

xLizzieBethx: @ChasCondouFans ::smiles:: Glad to hear that all is well.

Bennielawrence: @ChasCondouFans and to u mr oz man xx

Jonesyinc1: @ChasCondouFans yay!!! Cx

pekelika: @Tom_In_Oz_ Thanks, Tom. You, too!

russwrightfla: @Confidential_CC #HHD to u tom from tuesday in florida! lol

dold87: @ChasCondouFans Thank you x

THINGS THAT GO BUMP

NatalieGumede: Will be happy to burn my baby bump when the time comes :-/#hotandsweaty #nice

Charliecondou: @NatalieGumede you mean it's not real???

NatalieGumede: @Charliecondou it will be if I keep eating the pork pies :(

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK

mrtobysawyer: Coming down after first day in the Rovers. Thanks to @Charliecondou & everyone for making me feel so welcome #newboy

CODSWALLOP

Charliecondou: RT @PatrickStrud: How I love Samantha Brick. I'm going to write a piece about how I've been single for five years because my dick is just TOO BIG.

laurenlaverne: @PatrickStrud @Charliecondou I have this problem.

BABY WARS

hellycake: OHFORGODSAKE RT @laurenlaverne: Why do people WRITE articles like this? And why am I reading it?  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2124246/There-downsides-looking-pretty-Why-women-hate-beautiful.html

Charliecondou: @hellycake @laurenlaverne "If you're a woman reading this, you're probably judging me already". I stopped reading right there

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou @hellycake @laurenlaverne I'm pretty sure the bridesmaid thing isn't about looks...

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou @hellycake WHAT a ladypenis.

misterhsk: @Wendy_Wason @kateflett I have many a baby to meet. Haven't seen @Charliecondou for years.

Charliecondou: @misterhsk @Wendy_Wason @kateflett my baby is better than hers

kateflett: @Charliecondou @misterhsk @wendy_wason hahaha! I'm sure they are both the very incarnation of infantile perfection... *diplomacy face*

Charliecondou: @kateflett @misterhsk @wendy_wason oh they are, they're both perfect. But my one is better

kateflett: @Charliecondou @misterhsk @wendy_wason but mine are better than all of yours... nernernernerner #grown-up

Wendy_Wason: @misterhsk @charliecondou @kateflett my baby is way better than his. His can't even hold his head up yet. Mine is practically tap-dancing.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason @misterhsk @kateflett oh don't get me wrong Wendy, you're baby is alright. But he'll always have that Hagan gene in him

NivenJ1: @laurenlaverne @charliecondou @hellycake I love the fact that her French husband looks like a proper gypsy wrestler sex case.

Charliecondou: @NivenJ1 haha

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou @misterhsk @kateflett you don't seem to mind my baby when you're clothing yours in his cast offs.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason @misterhsk @kateflett it's nice to see them looking good on someone for once

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou @misterhsk @kateflett hahahahaha! You in town? I'm taking Bella up west *to watch me do a VoiceOver*. 

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason hahaha (I've done that with Georgia). No, I'm north. Back over the weekend though x

Charliecondou: RT @utterben: The Daily Mail and Twitter.