Saturday, October 8, 2011

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.139

GAY ROLE MODELS TO LINE DANCING

nitsohara

nitsohara: Now he's watching Coronation St. I'm being dissed in my own home on a daily basis.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @nitsohara You should dump him. Immediately

nitsohara

nitsohara: @Charliecondou he won't go. He's like a bad smell. YOU on the other hand are of course the best thing in it *back-pedals wildly* x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @nitsohara oh obviously that was implied in your previous tweet.

nitsohara

nitsohara: @Charliecondou himself is knocking one out to you as we speak.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @nitsohara plus ca change

Eamonn_Forde

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara We fast-forward through the bits with "Marcus Dent" in. We prefer "Sean Tully".

nitsohara

nitsohara: @Eamonn_Forde @Charliecondou The Weatherfield Dana more like.

Eamonn_Forde

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara I am the Newton & Ridley Nesbitt.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @nitsohara @Eamonn_Forde The tram crash Wogan

Eamonn_Forde

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara I am the Roy's Rolls Gerry Adams.

nitsohara

nitsohara: @Charliecondou @Eamonn_Forde I'm now having to listen to him call us both racists. Against the race of him. I ask you.

Eamonn_Forde

Eamonn_Forde: @nitsohara @Charliecondou I constitute a "special interest" race.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Eamonn_Forde @nitsohara The Street cars Sinn Fein :-(

Eamonn_Forde

Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou @nitsohara The Underworld UUP.

iamtonydenton

iamtonydenton: “@Bennielawrence: My beautiful little girl instagr.am/p/PfH6U/” how photogenic is she

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @iamtonydenton She has your eyes

iamtonydenton

iamtonydenton: @Charliecondou well thank you young sir

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @AlanCarr When are you doing London??

iamtonydenton

iamtonydenton: @Charliecondou @AlanCarr he's doing 5 & 6 nov at The O2, we are having a firework party on 5th put it in your diary x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @iamtonydenton will do!!!

sugarpuff1982

sugarpuff1982: @Charliecondou just gotta say. Your an inspiration & a great person. Huge fan. X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @sugarpuff1982 Thank you x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Which Gay people inspire you? Only a week left to vote http://t.co/gneZaVfb

DaranLittle

DaranLittle: @Charliecondou needless to say ive voted for you

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @DaranLittle Im voting for you Daran obviously

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @NuhdeenCoyleNow: @Charliecondou Uf @CherylCole wins thus one, ay guve up.

FJC85

FJC85: @Charliecondou were you in M&S in angel earlier?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @FJC85 Indeed I was

alicearnold1

alicearnold1: @Charliecondou just voted...

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @alicearnold1 If you voted for Balding over me I am BREAKING FRIENDS WITH YOU!

alicearnold1

alicearnold1: @Charliecondou we are still friends then!!

clarebalding1

clarebalding1: @alicearnold1 @charliecondou I knew it.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @clarebalding1 @alicearnold1 Ive had a BABY Clare!!! And Im a HOMOSEXUALMAN! How much more inspiring can one person BE???

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou @clarebalding1 @alicearnold1 woah! When were you planning on telling ME all this. Gay? A baby? What next? You like V-necks???

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @misterhsk @clarebalding1 @alicearnold1 Surely you must have wondered who Cam was? And why he likes scatter cushions?

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou man! I feel so daft. That's why you guys always arrived & left together. And share a house. And kiss. And do that other thing...

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @misterhsk Line dancing?

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou euphemisms abound

THE C SECTION

BonBonOKeeffe

BonBonOKeeffe: @Charliecondou loved your interview yesterday

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @BonBonOKeeffe Thank you x

Andy Wood

yorkshiregunner: “@Charliecondou: Which Gay people inspire you? Only a week left to vote independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…” Does Tom Cruise count?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @yorkshiregunner lol

sugarpuff1982

sugarpuff1982: @Charliecondou you! Lol your perfect to represent the gay community :) x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @sugarpuff1982 lol thanks x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: We've decided on the date for our C-section. Is it wrong to choose a day that doesnt clash with my Birthday party?

Greenie01

Greenie01: @Charliecondou @clarebalding1 @alicearnold1 Enjoying your Guardian articles at the moment. You must be thrilled at the results of the scan.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Greenie01 Thanks, I am!

Emily Jarvis ˚°◦♡◦°˚

emilygem19: @Charliecondou awe saw ur interview on @itvthismorning -you were fab & all the best with new babe! Loving yours & @antonycotton storyline xx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @emilygem19 @itvthismorning Thank you

Suzola

Suzola: @Charliecondou only been a follower for a few hours and I already love you!! Pick a date, have a party yey

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Suzola It'll be just my luck for him to come early now

vicks31

vicks31: @Charliecondou it's wrong to be choosing a date for a c-section full stop! Should be based on medical need, not as a convenience!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @vicks31 It is for medical need. But thanks for your opinion

vicks31

vicks31: @Charliecondou as I have had 2 for serious medical need, (1emergency), the date was only set 6 weeks ahead of the op, units clearly differ

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @vicks31 First one was emergency C-section, they won't let us have a natural birth

ellcie1

ellcie1: @Charliecondou not at all! Y c section? (from a mum who had to have 3 csections)! X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @ellcie1 Medical reasons unfortunately

sugarpuff1982

sugarpuff1982: @Charliecondou no need for thanks :) I mean it. It's people like u who aren't afraid to live in the lime light that help society accept us x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @sugarpuff1982 thanks very much. No name yet

THE LAST BIT BEFORE BEDTIME SATURDAY

Mark Stobbart

Stobbers: As if Marc Warren tried to get into this year's X Factor. yfrog.com/h6515iaj

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Stobbers hahahaha

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @ADawsonBros: Within 4 weeks, Frankie Cocozza's hair will have grown all the way across his face. It'll be like he's facing backwards.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @djy12345 Who ARE they??

davidclover

davidclover: @Charliecondou enjoyed your column today esp. thoughts re disability

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @davidclover thanks x

davidclover

davidclover: @Charliecondou no that seems fine by me but I'm still one of the selfish childless

djy12345

djy12345: @Charliecondou They make organic yoghurt apparently

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @djy12345 I love them so

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 You were great on tonight's X Factor #marcuscollins

Cath_Tyldesley

Cath_Tyldesley: @Charliecondou ha ha ha! He does look like him doesnt he!!? xx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley totes! Like a camp Scouse David Platt

Cath_Tyldesley

Cath_Tyldesley: @Charliecondou ha ha. Agree completely! Lovely piece in the Guardian by the way x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley thank you baby xxx

Carms_Toffee

Carms_Toffee: @Cath_Tyldesley @charliecondou hairdresser as well! Was he the inspiration for David??

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Carms_Toffee @Cath_Tyldesley Seperated at BIRTH!!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: What day is glee on?

MatofKilburnia

MatofKilburnia: @Charliecondou I think it's on the day the music died *moan grumble* x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @MatofKilburnia hahaha

Cath_Tyldesley

Cath_Tyldesley: @Charliecondou did you just ask what day is Glee on?? I smell a rat- your straight aren't you?!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley Shhhh, don't tell anyone. I just use the gay thing to get birds

streetworker01

streetworker01: @Charliecondou @cath_tyldesley You do that, too? Thought it was just me...

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 @cath_tyldesley Oh God yes. Ive slept with most of the women in the cast, as @msm4rsh and @realsamia will tell you

photogirluk

photogirluk: @Charliecondou thurs sky 1. Loved article by the way... X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @photogirluk ta love xxx

THE TWENTY WEEK SCAN
From left: Catherine, Charlie Condou and Cameron.
Photograph: Graham Turner for the Guardian

Charlie Condou: The three of us

Two dads, one mum – one family

http://www.guardian.co.uk

Charlie Condou

The Guardian, Saturday 8 October 2011

Today was the all-important 20-week scan, the one where we find out if everything's OK. This is the pregnancy halfway point where we get to check that everything's developing normally and, should we choose, to find out the baby's sex. We all went along, Catherine lying on the examination table while my partner Cameron and I squashed into the space that would usually be occupied by just the one loving husband, taking it in turns on the single chair.

The sonographer was professionally unfazed by our unorthodox set-up. Most people, at least among the professionals you have to deal with, take all the differently shaped families they meet in their stride. It makes the occasional bit of prejudice or negative comment all the more jarring when you do come across it and, unfortunately, sometimes you still do. But not today. Today everyone is all smiles and solicitousness.

The sonographer gets to work. There's the heart beating, nice and strong, lovely. He starts taking the baby's measurements: blood-flow, brain size, limbs, etc. It's funny, last time round I came to the 20-week scan a man obsessed. I'd done so much background reading on pregnancy and childbirth, I could have probably performed a caesarean myself. I knew, to the nearest fraction of a millimetre, the length of the nuchal fold that would indicate Down's syndrome.

This time I've done no reading and seem to have forgotten everything I read before. I realise I am no longer a panicky first-time father-to-be. Our daughter, Georgia, is two years old and as a parent, I've learned to go with the flow.

The three of us have obviously had the disability conversation. I have a nephew with profound disabilities, so I know better than most what disability parenting entails. It doesn't scare me, I've also seen the way that our family has been enriched by making space for my nephew and, in any case, all kids bring challenges, it's just that with those with disabilities you tend to get a clearer view of what those challenges are from the start.

This time though, everything looks fine and I am – despite what I hope is an extremely positive attitude towards disability and a definite desire to continue with the pregnancy regardless – relieved. Mainly for Georgia's sake. I want this child to be a sibling that she can share the quirkiness of her life with, not another thing that makes her family different from everyone else's.

Finally, it's time for the big reveal. "Do you want to know the sex?" asks the sonographer. We do, very much. I never really understand those people who go "oh, we didn't find out because we want it to be a surprise", as though having a baby was like opening a birthday present. I can honestly say knowing that Georgia was going to be a girl did not in any way lessen the wonder I felt the first time she was placed in my arms.

And at least if we know the sex, it will cut the name options in half. Given that a name (of which more later) seems to be the one thing that the three of us are constitutionally incapable of agreeing on, anything that simplifies the process has got to be a good thing.

"Let's have a look between the legs and ... oh my ... yes, that's definitely a boy!" I feel a rush of ridiculous pride – that's my well-endowed son in there, I can't help beaming. I look at the others; they're beaming too. We're having a boy. A boy! And then it hits me – oh God, we're having a boy!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: The 20 week scan. guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2…

Alexa Kempton

AlexaKempton: @TIME magazine stops press and produces a new issue within 3 hours to mark Steve Jobs' death bit.ly/oICfFj

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @AlexaKempton Howdy!! xxx

pcockerton

pcockerton: @Charliecondou Hi. Just wanted to say as a fellow dad (girl, 6 and boy, 2) how moved I've been by your guardian articles.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @pcockerton thanks very much x

Al Pillay

AlPillay: gu.com/p/3273h/tw Charlie is really good person with a dad like that who needs a god,what an advantage this unit would be for any childxx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @AlPillay Thanks baby! xx

kiramadeira

kiramadeira: @Charliecondou congrats on your boy! Love your column. Also, Cameron is well fit.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @kiramadeira I know, it drives me mad!

Brucefan79

Brucefan79: @Charliecondou lol...typical man, being concerned about the penis!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Brucefan79 Hahahaha (so true)

crazycolours

crazycolours: @Charliecondou That got me teary eyed, that did. Congratulations!! X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @crazycolours Ta love x

lilyrosecooper

MrsLRCooper : RT @Charliecondou: The 20 week scan. guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2…

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @MrsLRCooper Thanks love xx

Sara_Jeca

Sara_Jeca: @Charliecondou Wow a boy congratulations! I love the flow of your writing is this something new to you or have you always had a talent? X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Sara_Jeca Nope, just started!

laurajgraham

laurajgraham: @Charliecondou aww I had my 20 wk recently . Decided not to know - great column Charlie xxx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @laurajgraham ta love, congrats to you too x

shebahronay

shebahronay: @Charliecondou ok. Fess up. Who's writing this column?! ;-)

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @shebahrony Jan Moir

GreedyGirlUK

GreedyGirlUK: @Charliecondou My friend met you last week and says you were lovely! I've just read your article & have to say I absolutely agree with her!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @GreedyGirlUK thanks very much x

AlexaKempton

AlexaKempton: @Charliecondou hi there! Found you via your article in the guardian, nice work & congrats on the good news! Love to you & Cam xx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @AlexaKempton Cam sends his love! Are you still in Oz??

TupeleDorgu

TupeleDorgu: @Charliecondou charlie. I lov that u write 4the guardian. Its ace, & really important that sum1 like u duz. Well done sir! xxx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @TupeleDorgu xxx

realsamia

realsamia: Yay @Charliecondou, mega news that all is good with baby no.2!! Big kisses to u all! Great column btw! Xxx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @realsamia thanks baby x


AndrewLancel

AndrewLancel: @Charliecondou I've always enjoyed your column.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @AndrewLancel oh you!

scottm

scottm: Ensured @Charliecondou's new column was the first thing I read in today's Guardian. It's so good it'll probably all be downhill from here…

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @scottm thank you kindly x

squaddietony

squaddietony: Another grounded and prejudice reducing article from @Charliecondou. Small stones cause an avalanche. #proudfamilyandshouldbe

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @squaddietony cheers pal x

MERRETT-ORIOUS ARTWORK

Tom In Oz ✔

Tom _in_Oz_: @MarkMMerrett: @TMarkstahler @Charliecondou Charlie is enjoying all these pictures coming in!

Mark.M

MarkMMerrettl @Tom_In_Oz_ @TMarkstahler@Charliecondou Well he has seen mine from the blog right (the clothed one)?

Tom In Oz ✔

Tom _in_Oz_: @MarkMMerrett: @TMarkstahler @Charliecondou Yes Mark, Charlie sent me a DM to say how much he liked to one with clothes and is looking for the au naturel one!

Mark.M

MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @TMarkstahler @Charliecondou Cool must have missed that one

Mark.M
MarkMMerrett: @Tom_In_Oz_ @TMarkstahler @Charliecondou Either way I love Charlie <3

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @MarkMMerrett it's great mark, thank you. Looking forward to seeing the complete version xx

CORRIE CARICATURE
Tom In Oz ✔

Tom_In_Oz_: @pickledjo would it be ok to use your pic on @CharlieCondou's blog. I am his blog manager Tom.

pickledjo

pickledjo: @Tom_In_Oz_ Hi Tom. Please do! I'd be honoured! :)

Tom In Oz ✔

Tom_In_Oz_: @pickledjo many thanks will load on his next day of tweets...from Tom in Oz c/o @CharlieCondou the best boss I ever had (well erm not had)!

pickledjo

pickledjo: @Tom_In_Oz_ A pleasure. I'm so pleased you like the picture!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Amazing RT @pickledjo: Just finished my picture of Corrie's Marcus/ @CharlieCondou

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @pickledjo I love it, thank you x

Mark.M

MarkMMerrett: @Charliecondou @pickledjo Wow love it, that's brilliant

pickledjo

pickledjo: @Charliecondou A pleasure Charlie! I love drawing the Corrie cast! :)

Wendy_Wason

Wendy_Wason: @emilyaturner he's fab. Feeding ALL the time. The lovely @Charliecondou came over and cooked us an amazing stew so we're all well fed! X

Emily Turner

emilyaturner: @Wendy_Wason That's great to hear. How lovely of @Charliecondou to sort out the food - what a nice man he is! (please come to Whitstable) x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @emilyaturner Anytime!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @SueCleaverFans: @Charliecondou Charlie. Please RT for all Sue Cleaver fans to follow us? (Eileen Grimshaw from #corrie) xxxx

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