Grace Dent's world of lather
The Guardian, Saturday 29 September 2007
…In other Corrie news, Violet's pregnancy is going well. Straight Violet and gay Sean are having a baby together. Beautiful, size eight, glossy-haired Violet couldn't find anyone to impregnate her in Manchester, which is the most far-fetched storyline in soap right now, as any fool could find someone to impregnate them in Manchester. The menfolk are very generous in that aspect.
However, Violet wanted a baby with Sean, who is basically a louder, Manc version of Bob Downe. And now Sean has fallen in love with Marcus, the saucy sonographer played by the exquisite Charlie Condou, who he met while escorting the mother of his baby to an appointment. Marcus, despite being hot, funny and of sane mind, seems attracted to Sean too…
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KathViner: Moonwalk update. Body: totally fine, barely an ache or blister. Mind: warped forever #neveragain #moonwalk
Charliecondou: @KathViner I concur
KathViner: @Charliecondou let's never speak of it again
_DanielRyan: @Confidential_CC it's a still from The Street and yes it is a bit heavy. I may change again!
DaranLittle: Has anyone ever done one of them pregnancy tests that tell you how many weeks you are? Do they work?
Charliecondou: @DaranLittle are you pregnant???
Charliecondou: RT @dansulindstress: @Charliecondou Random memory... Me knocking one out when I was thirteen to u in your pants in gimme x 3 and my mum walked in... Doh
Charliecondou: @dansulindstress you've made my day
dansulindstress: @Charliecondou ha ha well it saved me from the whole coming out routine
Henry_Leon: @dansulindstress @Charliecondou what is "in gimme x3"?
Charliecondou: @Henry_Leon gimme gimme gimme
JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou Charlie you are SHAMELESS retweeting that.
Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY hilaire though babezz
viveksharma98: @dansulindstress @Charliecondou Is that not possibly the best tweet ever?!
Charliecondou: @viveksharma98 it made my day!
viveksharma98: @Charliecondou He's quite hot too!
decisive_fickle: @dansulindstress @charliecondou You weren't alone, fella!
jonathaan76: @dansulindstress @Charliecondou think I did that too! Lol
thebl4ckjack: @dansulindstress @Charliecondou We've all done it! :D
sarahlmorgan: @Charliecondou watching 8.30 Corrie & realised Ive been grinning for the whole ep (not just because of 'soundproof basement'). Welcome backx
Charliecondou: @sarahlmorgan haha cheers dear
In the hood
Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv Today, tomorrow and Friday
whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou ok, I'll try and bring it in this morning, I'll drop it in your dressing room if that's ok?
Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv Thanks mate x
nannyhollyrixon: @Charliecondou Hey Charles! How'd you do in the moonwalk!
Charliecondou: @nannyhollyrixon 6 hrs 52!! Im truly fucked today though. You all home??
Charliecondou: @scouserachel brilliant piece in the Guardian. I love you
scouserachel: @Charliecondou thanks dude x
jennyeclair: @gracedent I did A Handful of Dust a million years ago when GCSE's were O levels - think I went into exam thinking Evelyn Waugh was a woman
gracedent: @jennyeclair i've been thinking about this for an hour and realised that aged 16 I showed absolutely no talent for anything at all.
jennyeclair: @gracedent I was good at snogging and forgetting to switch off my electric rollers and that is all
gracedent: @jennyeclair i can't decide whether this makes us good news or bad news stories for children.
Charliecondou: @gracedent @jennyeclair masturbation and memorising song lyrics from Smash Hits. Actually in still pretty good at both
Charliecondou: RT @giffordjackie: @Charliecondou - You talking about "Sing if you can" show? Wow they're getting so liberated.
semadivad: I wish I suited hats. I'd love a magnificent array of hats. Alas, I have a head the size of a small pony.
Charliecondou: @semadivad I have the opposite problem. My head is the size of a grapefruit. Plus, big nose/no chin mean all hats make me look like a duck
semadivad: @Charliecondou Once told at school I had a nose like a 'root vegetable'. Not that I carry those kind of comments with me. *dials therapist*
semadivad: @Charliecondou I tend to look like an egg with a thimble stuck on top. I've a couple of chins to spare if you want one?
Charliecondou: @semadivad I'll swap you a chin for my receding hairline and sloping shoulders
semadivad: @Charliecondou You can have my hobbit feet and child-bearing hips. Deal!
semadivad: "I drive my mini-cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper..." WAS RAY OF LIGHT A FLUKE?! COOMMMOOOONNN!
Charliecondou: @semadivad Ray of light was a cover version!!
semadivad: @Charliecondou I know, she teefed it! But the whole album is rather wonderful lyrically. I should stop gushing about her. People will talk
CharlieCondou: RT @scouserachel: We gave Jedward a 12 FFS RT @guardiannews: police receive coded warning of bomb threat to central London from Irish republican dissidents.
CharlieCondou: RT @scouserachel: @salihughes Why are all your tweets from this morning RTing?
CharlieCondou: RT @scouserachel: @salihughes I have no idea.
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