Sunday, June 15, 2014

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.1116

WOT YA SAY

AZEALIABANKS: Do people from the UK still say "peng"? I wanted to say it but don't want to get laughed at for being out of touch. Please advise.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @AZEALIABANKS no love, that's SO 2012

BUCKET LIST
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: I can now tick "Sitting on a Chippendale's knee" off my bucket list @JaymesV
allyska
allyska: @Charliecondou no way!
Ybnac040
Ybnac040: @Charliecondou @JaymesV  Was he undressed or dressed or doesn't that make a difference?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Ybnac040 @JaymesV half and half
Seán Piggott
sean_piggott: @Charliecondou @JaymesV Where's the pic?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @sean_piggott @JaymesV I'm having it laminated
Seán Piggott
sean_piggott: @Charliecondou Did you see @JaymesV on The Amazing Race?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @sean_piggott @JaymesV I didn't. But I did see him in his boxers
BrianRGoldsmith
BrianRGoldsmith: @Charliecondou @JaymesV did your list really say "knee"?

JaymesV: “@Charliecondou: I can now tick "Sitting on a Chippendale's knee" off my bucket list @JaymesV” haha that's awesome!! #YoureWelcomeAnytime
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @JaymesV it was the highlight of my night (year)

JaymesV: “@Charliecondou: @JaymesV it was the highlight of my night (year)” you need to get out more

ALL STAR MR & MRS
2ND JULY 2014
EverythingITV
EverythingITV: @Charliecondou Looking forward to seeing you on Mr and Mrs in a few weeks. Which charity will you be playing for? Good luck with it, x
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @EverythingITV I played for @THTfairies
EverythingITV
EverythingITV: @Charliecondou Thank you, all the best. Hope you do well, x
THTfairies
THTfairies: @Charliecondou @EverythingITV :)

STIFF AGAIN
AliceWJewellery
AliceWJewellery: Hi @Charliecondou, thank you for retweeting Woody!  Best wishes, Alice x
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @AliceWJewellery anytime love , thanks for the gift xxx

camp
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @inlayterms: @AnthonyWatson I run an LGBTQ Christian teen camp called #TheNamingProject. Can you check it out and share? http://t.co/EzU http://www.thenamingproject.org/

FATHER'S DAY

SirThomasWynne: #HappyFathersDay Europe....Oz dad's do it on first Sunday in Sep...9 months after Mother's Day....when paternity can be established obv!

xskinn: @SirThomasWynne lmao, cheers Tom
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Happy Father's Day to my dad @pierrecondou who burned his arm with hot water today. A great dad but still an arse

DIRRRTY

JAMESINREHAB: EXCL chat with ex-Corrie star Michelle Keegan who reveals she wants a flesh start in Game of Thrones http://shr.gs/ODGlqtU @michkeegan
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @JAMESINREHAB @michkeegan a flesh start? Dirty bitch

JAMESINREHAB: @Charliecondou @michkeegan u can talk you 2 timing gay straighter!!!

GRANDSON'S baptism
Today we attended the baptism for my grandson Alexander Thomas (my name is his second name - our granddaughter has my wife's name as her second name - a matching pair).
Alexander was excellent, all smiles and chirps.
Big after party for 35 visitors and about 30 family members.
Mrs Oz did all the cakes and spent days baking....they were all covered in aqua icing or white frosting.
Brendan_Surrey: @Confidential_CC Awww, what a great cake!
Confidential_CC: @Brendan_Surrey very noice cake the wife is the religious one she married a heathen obv xx

MORE ABOUT THE BAPTISM

SirThomasWynne: I spooked priest doing G son's baptism 2day. At end of service I kept hearing something telling me 2 tell him he needed 2 go 2 Sth Africa.
SirThomasWynne: So over a cuppa and cake i just blurted out that I am slightly psychic and someone from beyond is telling me you need to go to Sth Africa
SirThomasWynne: He was a bit astonished and said his wife was born in Zimbabwe and he was indeed thinking of going there...
SirThomasWynne: So I said he needed to be there before 2 years were up...
SirThomasWynne: In course of conversation he revealed that he's from Anglesey UK & he's related to the Wynn family not immediate family but my cousins
SirThomasWynne: #spooky
3wombats: @SirThomasWynne The world is a small and strange place
SirThomasWynne: @3wombats yep and this weird psychic stuff just hits me when I least expect it..in olden times priest would have had me locked up...or burnt!

heydiddles: @SirThomasWynne it's ok, sometimes people need a little spookin'. maybe you told him something he needed to hear

SirThomasWynne: @heydiddles think the "voices from beyond" bit got him....it spooks me when I hear voices, let me tell ya!

heydiddles: @SirThomasWynne priest though, voices from beyond is kind of his forte, no? doesn't hurt to shake people out of our comfortable sometimes

heydiddles: @SirThomasWynne it'd spook me hearing voices too. :)
alicia_j_burke: @SirThomasWynne Wynne... My dad grew up with Wynne's in Wagga
SirThomasWynne: @alicia_j_burke we are all from Wales mostly around Flintshire originally...and my surname 100 years ago had e on end but grandpa dropped it
alicia_j_burke: @SirThomasWynne Wynne isn't a name I hear often so I wondered if the mob from Wagga were 'relations' :)

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