CHARLIE CONDOU - No.426

YOU HAVIN’ A LAUGH?

Charliecondou: Join @stonewalluk for their 1st ever Comedy Gala with @shappikhorsandi, @zoelyons, @susancalman, & others http://www.stonewall.org.uk/comedy

HEALTHY, WELL FIT & ERM...WISE?

Charliecondou: Well fit 

msm4rsh: @Charliecondou mmmm you know you want me Charlie!!! Ha x
 

brianfruity: @Charliecondou @shelleyanorphan How do u win the gold in this??

Charliecondou: @brianfruity @shelleyanorphan haha stealing that

shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou Taking the lycra off would be a start! #bummingmedalfail
 

brianfruity: @Charliecondou @shelleyanorphan check Sweden best support (not )

Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas and @fountain1987 between scenes

UKTVCritic: @CharlieCondou @RyanJamesThomas @FOUNTAIN1987 Not funny.

R.I.P.

Charliecondou: Very sad news about Gary Barlow's daughter. A devastating situation for any family. RIP Poppy

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou that's awful

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry it really is

BLINDER

westbrookdanni: Fantastic storyline on corrie @LucyJo_Hudson your hubby playing a blinder #LoveCorrie

Charliecondou: @westbrookdanni @LucyJo_Hudson he's being bloody brilliant, as is @NatalieGumede

SLIGHTLY MORE THAN 109%

Charliecondou: George Osbourne:"We must focus 110% on the economy". That's the Chancellor of the Exchequer ladies and gents.

tansyrainbow: @Charliecondou When did 110% replace 100%? And how many mathematicians are facepalming right now?! Lol. :D Me being one of them!

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou 12/10 people are behind him though.

Charliecondou: Haha @liamwaterloo

robevansphoto: @Charliecondou no wonder we're in trouble!

Charliecondou: @robevansphoto I know!!

MONDAY MEETING

LeahCorrieFan: Just met catherine tyldesley and charlie condou! !

Confidential_CC: @LeahCorrieFan: Hard to tell them apart but @charliecondou is the prettier one

Above: Charlie Condou on morning TV talking about Coronation Street, June 2012. He is chatting with one of his ITV favourites, Lorraine Kelly.

IT’S NOT WINNING THAT IS IMPORTANT IT’S THE SIZE OF YOUR RINGS

GaydarRadio: Can we just say... winning silver or bronze is still INCREDIBLE. Upsets me when they say "we've let everyone down"... No you haven't! x

Charliecondou: @GaydarRadio getting into the Olympic team in the first place is more than most people could ever do

amandaabbington: Embarking on my own personal Olympics today...well, I'm going to work to do some acting. I like to think its similar..

Charliecondou: @amandaabbington who are you acting with? This way I can determine if you'll get gold, silver or bronze

amandaabbington: @Charliecondou Ron Cook, Tom Goodman-Hill, Gregory Fitoussi, Anna Madeley and Katherine Kelly. Gold, surely...?

Charliecondou: @amandaabbington without a doubt. Kiss @katherine_kelly and @tgoodmanh for me. With tongues

amandaabbington: @Charliecondou @katherine_kelly @tgoodmanh I might give their bottoms a quick 'feel' too. That's ok.

exitthelemming: @amandaabbington @charliecondou Sounds like a show i was once in. Had to stop myself shouting 'Can I play?'

amandaabbington: @exitthelemming @charliecondou I miss you though Sam. I'd 'feel' your bottom if you were here today.

Charliecondou: @amandaabbington @exitthelemming WHAT ABOUT MY BOTTOM??

amandaabbington: @Charliecondou @exitthelemming Ohhhhh, I'll feel your bottom Charlie, don't you worry about that...

katherine_kelly: @amandaabbington @Charliecondou @tgoodmanh looking forward to it! ;)

tgoodmanh: @amandaabbington @katherine_kelly @charliecondou *files for assault*.

amandaabbington: @tgoodmanh @katherine_kelly @charliecondou unbelievable...

exitthelemming: @Charliecondou @amandaabbington Well who's closer to Abbington's hand? Race you. Frankly it's the only action I'm going to get at the moment

amandaabbington: @exitthelemming @charliecondou it's exactly like the Olympics. This must be how the athletes feel. GO! *enjoying myself too much*

Charliecondou: @amandaabbington @exitthelemming if you get there first Sam I'm calling for drug testing

amandaabbington: @Charliecondou @exitthelemming you should Charlie. He is notorious...

exitthelemming: @Charliecondou @amandaabbington As in 'He's on drugs. Can I have some then?'

WORK OUT

alanhalsall: Just drove past @Cath_Tyldesley who was driving in the opposite direction to work!! So gym I presume!! Go Cath #hardcore

Cath_Tyldesley: @alanhalsall yup yup! #gohardorgohome xx

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley @alanhalsall I'm more #gotogreggsforapasty

AubreyEMiller: @alanhalsall @Cath_Tyldesley I've never considered acting work...!

alanhalsall: @AubreyEMiller @cath_tyldesley Maybe because your not a actor ?? (tic) x

THANK GOODNESS MEN ARE NOT DIGITAL BUT ANALOGUE, 
IS ALL I CAN SAY... 

ryanjamesthomas: RT @alanhalsall: Anyone else think what I'm thinking?? Bananas in pyjamas are coming...... haha

Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas @alanhalsall that photo reminds me of those clocks you get on hotel walls telling the time in different countries

CHARLIE IS HANDS ON

iIllumiinati: If you are not doing what you love, you are wasting your time.

Charliecondou: @iIllumiinati @fountain1987 I'm doing exactly what I love at the moment. Hope it doesn't make me late for work

fountain1987: @Charliecondou Erm driving???

Charliecondou: @fountain1987 something like that

LittleSte3: @Charliecondou @iIllumiinati @fountain1987 whilst tweeting at the same time. That's impressive.

Charliecondou: @LittleSte3 @iIllumiinati @fountain1987 I'm using my computer mouse too! And who said men can't multi task

BALLS TO CANCER

Charliecondou: RT @Ballstocancer: @Charliecondou Charlie, Male cancer is affecting 250,000 UK men a year. Help us save them. We need your followers #malecancerawareness

Markgatiss: RT @Ballstocancer: @Charliecondou Charlie,Male cancer is affecting 250,000 UK men a year.Help us save them.We need your followers #malecancerawareness

‘DEAD BABIES’

Plot:  A group of Americans come to a stately English home and experience different kinds of drugs. The guests decide what buzz they want. Pills are distributed to match a particular buzz (in America the movie was renamed Mood Swingers)…Anyway, there’s a murderer and obviously it’s one of them you just have to guess…

Cast:
Charlie Condou - Giles. 
Paul Bettany - Quentin.
Andy Nyman - Keith.
Kris Marshall - Skip.
Olivia Williams - Diana.
Katy Carmichael - Lucy Littlejohn.
Hayley Carr - Roxanne.
Alexandra Gilbreath - Cecilia.

The character Giles, is a departure from Charlie Condou's normal nice-guy role. In fact, it’s hard going at times, especially the scenes where mouth braces are involved! 
For those who like trivia, Charlie is the godfather of Paul Bettany's son Stellan. Charlie and Paul have been good friends for years.
Below: Press play for the trailer

DUCK - A HAMSTER!

I once had a friend who was a hamster

In a straw-lined cage he was a prancer

He judged me from afar

Un-followed me on Twitter

So, he never got my answer...!!!