CHARLIE CONDOU - No.422

JUST CRUISING – TOM, NOT CHARLIE

Charliecondou: I see @TomCruise is following me. Presumably he's a Corrie fan

dalnacraigmusic: @Charliecondou Ooooh, either that or he wants you as a scientologist [or just wants you full stop hahaha]

Jasperbunny: @Charliecondou or he likes your boyish charm? ;o)

Charliecondou: @Jasperbunny that too

Jasperbunny: @Charliecondou He is single now after all...I'd watch out!

DerekInTorre: @Charliecondou Tell him I was there first though, so to speak :)

Charliecondou: @DerekInTorre @TomCruise hahaha

glitteryem: @Charliecondou do you believe it's really him Charlie xxxx

Charliecondou: I see @TomCruise has fewer followers than @lilyrosecooper . Gwan Lily!!

tinydancer1809: @Charliecondou he's got a tweet team. how boring. at least we write our own tweets :P

EMBARRASSING TWEETS ABOUT BODIES

Charliecondou: Too many operations on EB tonight @DoctorChristian More willies and bums in the future please

LipSanders: @Charliecondou @doctorchristian But no tuppences, OBVIOUSLY

Charliecondou: @LipSanders @DoctorChristian Well obviously

arnie409: @Charliecondou but theyre always diseased willies and bums!

MatronNeil: @Charliecondou @doctorchristian - preferably Dr Christians! ;-()

NEWSPAPER

carlhopgood: @charliecondou ha ha

Charliecondou: @carlhopgood where's that from?

carlhopgood: @charliecondou today's Evening Standard p.15 x

RARE SNAPS FOR THE BLOG

AubreyEMiller: @Charliecondou btw how does @Tom_In_Oz_ get so many rare shots of you for the blog or do you supply them? Or does he make that bit up?

Charliecondou: @AubreyEMiller @Tom_In_Oz_ no idea!! 

AubreyEMiller: @Charliecondou I bet somebody at Corrie central is helping @Tom_In_Oz_ to get the snaps or is it your Cameron...#conspiracytheory hmmmm

SMACK DOWN

MichaelLeVell: “@alanhalsall: @MichaelLeVell Haha not what you think!!@NatalieGumede Kirsty beats Tyrone tonight !!”everyone beats Tyrone :) x

Charliecondou: @MichaelLeVell @alanhalsall @NatalieGumede I watched my 7 month old son give him a good smack earlier

alanhalsall: @Charliecondou @michaellevell @nataliegumede He is already taller than me though !! #unfair

Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @michaellevell @nataliegumede true. He also dribbles less

alanhalsall: @Charliecondou @michaellevell @nataliegumede Haha so true !!

A MAJOR TOM SMACK DOWN

NB. Dear readers when a celeb’s tweets are posted on the CCC blog I like to let them know just in case they object and want it removed but I wasn't expecting this reply – Tom

MichaelLeVell: “@Confidential_CC: @MichaelLeVell Have just posted a new update using your tweets - "SMACK DOWN" - CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL http://t.co/lc7GhFeK ”who gives a shit ??

Confidential_CC: @MichaelLeVell the blog I run for @Charliecondou is for fun. Sorry if you don't like it. 47,000 ppl per week enjoy it. Cheers, Tom in Oz.

MichaelLeVell: @Confidential_CC @charliecondou I love it.

ON THE OTHER HAND

Confidential_CC: @HandsomeSmiler The DILF stuff was blogged CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL http://charlie-corrie-condou.blogspot.com

HandsomeSmiler: @Confidential_CC haha love your blog. Little snapshots of fun! :)

AubreyEMiller: @HandsomeSmiler: It's true, love the gossip too #Chas is my pretend husband

RETWEETS DU JOUR

Charliecondou: RT @DerrenBrown: Actors- 'The Golden Rules of Acting' by the brilliant @andynyman - a lovely, fun book, not on technique but on practicalities.

Charliecondou: RT @reallorraine: Congrats @chrishoy- top bloke and has a stupendous bottom!

Charliecondou: RT @HylandIan: I think Clare Balding, Ian Thorpe and Mark Foster deserve a bigger table now. It's only fair. #olympics

PUSHER

TerryMather: @Charliecondou Seen you at the village pushing a lil cuite :)
 

Charliecondou: @TerryMather lol that's me and @Neil__Ashton

TROLLIED – NOT THE TV SITCOM!

ActualBenMiller: Ok a word of explanation. Someone trolls me, I say "bye" and block them. It's not a perfect solution...but it works for me.

‏Charliecondou: @ActualBenMiller works for me too

ActualBenMiller: well actually I quite enjoy the odd troll. Makes life interesting. I just think it would be weird to start chatting to them. Plus of course the troll gets a bit of what they are after, usually attention, followers, flog stuff etc which I couldn't encourage more. I just don't have to talk to them.

‏JonPeake: @ActualBenMiller You've got your own troll. You've arrived.

‏ActualBenMiller: @Charliecondou I remember when these fields were all trolls...

petermcgladdery: @ActualBenMiller And then @XanderArmstrong says "Kill them" into a walkie-talkie?

D.I.L.F.

A DADDY I WOULD LIKE TO... 
ERM...FORGET!

HandsomeSmiler: Nightmare train. I've got screaming kids, a DILF arguing with his missus, a guy with Tourette's, a moaning old dear and no air con #FML

ubernic8: @HandsomeSmiler wow!! That's like a sky 1 sitcom right there

HandsomeSmiler: @ubernic8 worst bit? This DILF looks a bit like @Charliecondou I'm struggling to concentrate!

Charliecondou: @HandsomeSmiler @ubernic8 I'm on a train with a screaming kid, but no missus

ubernic8: @Charliecondou @handsomesmiler oooh! Sliding doors moment??

HandsomeSmiler: @ubernic8 sliding doors?! I deffo chose the wrong bloody train! #fail @Charliecondou this missus has slightly diff body parts to yours :-0

Charliecondou: @HandsomeSmiler @ubernic8 I hope so!

ubernic8: @Charliecondou @handsomesmiler would be awkward if not lol

HandsomeSmiler: @ubernic8 @charliecondou haha tbf I'm going off the DILF as well. He's not actually as handsome as you Charlie and his kids are annoying.

Charliecondou: @HandsomeSmiler @ubernic8 ah bless you. My son's asleep now anyway. I'm wiping sick off my shoulder #notfeelinglikeadilf

MTAquilina: @Charliecondou Me and my mates saw you pushing your little one down Canal Street around 10.00 last night, We all think you're a proper DILF

Charliecondou: @MTAquilina haha thanks!

FAULKNER ISLANDS

lisafaulkner1: My daughter is properly flirting with the waiter in wagamama

Charliecondou: @lisafaulkner1 the apple doesn't fall far from the tree....

lisafaulkner1: @Charliecondou I knew it wouldn't be long!

Charliecondou: @lisafaulkner1 to be honest I'm surprised it's taken so long

ALISON KING AND CHARLIE CONDOU

Below: Charlie Condou and Alison King arrive at Nokia "Capsule N96" launch party - 21st September 2008.

Below: 10th April 2008 - Charlie Condou and Alison King, who play Marcus Dent and Carla Connor, film sad scenes for Coronation Street, the internationally renowned and award winning soap. The scenes they were shooting dealt with the funeral of Liam & Maria's stillborn baby. Filming was on a particularly cool day as you can see by Alison's attire. Her ugh boots are for comfort not fashion!

*The pictures above have not been officially released. for public use* 

GRATZ

tomellis17: What a couple of days...Gold medals from everywhere and...oh we had a beautiful baby girl called Marnie Mae Ellis 6lb 5oz of gorgeousness!

Charliecondou: @tomellis17 @mouthwaite amazing news! Congratulations!! X

COLOUMN LOVE

amscanlon: @Charliecondou what happened to your Guardian col? I loved it.

Charliecondou: @amscanlon I ran out of things to write about

PIECE IN OUR TIME

Charliecondou: Another marvellous piece by @PatrickStrud http://t.co/BQpvVLQ6

POLARISED

Charliecondou: RT @PaulBurston: Tickets are now on sale for Polari with @jojeharvey on Sep 24 @southbanklondon http://t.co/xd8Xkwq5

A SMALL KID NAPPING AT WORK

cez29: @Charliecondou Me n Hal av bonded he wants to be northern

Charliecondou: @cez29 keep him. I've got another one

cez29: @Charliecondou ur not havin him back #taken #toocute

gillywalshy: @Charliecondou I heart Hal

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy He thinks you're a bit weird

SPOT THE CELEB

marthamini: @Charliecondou - U waved at my OH earlier as he let you & Hal x the rd. Fab, as 'Marcus' scores well in r 'Corrie spot' top trumps game! x 

Charliecondou: @marthamini haha ta very much x

ALL PLAY AND NO WORK

msm4rsh: Anyway what's happening with you all guys? X 

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh do some bloody work!

ALTERNATE ARRANGEMENTS

Charliecondou: RT @Alt_Parenting: The Alternative Parenting Show takes place on 15 Sep. Book your place now for just £8! http://t.co/PXySHYCG

THEY’RE GONNA PUT ME IN THE MOVIES

cheyennejackson: Margo Martindale cast as Mattie Fae in the August: Osage County movie is a big giant YES.

Charliecondou: @cheyennejackson best play I've seen in years! Are you in the movie??