Wednesday, August 1, 2012

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.421


DO THE LOCOMOTION WITH CHAS
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: About to get off the train in Manchester with my son. I'm going to be one of those parents standing outside a pub with a sleeping child
Rob
Gatz77: @Charliecondou go the whole hog and take him inside while you have a pint. Very Mancunian.
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @Gatz77 can't smoke inside. Oh god, I'm Vicky Pollard!!
Rob
Gatz77: @Charliecondou Yer but no but shut up! And eh, you smoke??
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @Gatz77 only when I've got the kid with me
Rob
Gatz77: @Charliecondou ah in that case it's fine. Light em up.
Laura Birch
lau_birch: @Charliecondou give him a packet of crisps and a can of Vimto for quality parenting.
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @lau_birch good idea (he's 6 months)
_DanielRyan
_DanielRyan: @Charliecondou Pop a fag in his mouth and don't worry about it! X
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @_DanielRyan perfect
Dolly Cupcake
Dolly_Cupcake: @Charliecondou I saw you at Euston going down the ramp at about 7.45pm and it made me think of Robin of Sherwood episode Adam Bell x
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @Dolly_Cupcake hahahaha
ReeceNoi
ReeceNoi: @Charliecondou ahh we were on the same train condou!
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @ReeceNoi were we??
ReeceNoi
ReeceNoi: @Charliecondou must have been. The 19:20?
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @ReeceNoi 8pm
ReeceNoi
ReeceNoi: @Charliecondou oh... I'm no angela lansbury it seems. Saw your tweet and thought it was the time I arrived.
Sam
samie_boo: @Charliecondou I walked past u earlier in Euston station (too shy to ask for a pic) your baby is beautiful and lovely bugaboo pram too :) x
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @samie_boo ah thanks very much x

HOBNOBBING WITH THE CRÈME OF THE ART WORLD
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @suetilley1 I HAVE A LINE IN CORRIE ABOUT CUSTARD CREAMS!!!!!
suetilley1
suetilley1: @Charliecondou fantastic... Tell me when it's on!
heawood
heawood: @Charliecondou @suetilley1 And STILL they deny you an Oscar?
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @heawood @suetilley1 there is NO justice in this world Sophie
suetilley1
suetilley1: @Charliecondou ps I'm sorry you don't do your column in The Guardian anymore I used to enjoy that on a Saturday
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @suetilley1 ta love. I wrote this today though http://t.co/AmL2p37n
suetilley1
suetilley1: @Charliecondou @heawood maybe you could get the Huntley & Palmers special mention award or even The Peak Frean award for biscuit mentions

SHAG-A-DELIC
Daran Little
DaranLittle: Me and my date the lovely @missdustyo 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @DaranLittle @MissDustyO You two are so going to shag tonight!

MEANWHILE OVER AT CHARLIE’S DAD’S PLACE…
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: RT @Sophiecentury: Kasiers chiefs @CenturySoho now
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: RT @Sophiecentury: Happening now@CenturySoho 

OH PANTS!
Lea Michele
msleamichele: And today Rachel's wearing pants! She never wears pants! lol 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @msleamichele you realise that to all your UK followers, pants mean panties?

MATHEW HORNE
‘A F*CKING MASSIVE C*CK’
Mat Horne
mfhorne: There are bugs out here that would make Bill Oddie soil himself. "I knew the back of his knees were erogenous zones, but I did not know they were so damn tasty! Mmmhmm! Mama!" - Mosquitoes 
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @mfhorne female mosquitoes like to attack ppl who exude oestrogen like pregnant women and lesser endowed men #FACT …Male mosses don't bother x
Mat Horne
mfhorne: @Confidential_CC But I've got a fucking massive cock? WTF?
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @mfhorne you're pregnant obv - get tested x

CONDOLENCES
Davina McCall
ThisisDavina: My beautiful brave sister Caroline (@madfroggy) lost her fight against cancer today.My heart hurts so much.
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @ThisisDavina so so sorry for your loss x

GAY INTERRUPTED
windsorbuoy
windsorbuoy: @charliecondou that made @guy_interruptd roar w/ laughter!
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @windsorbuoy @guy_interruptd what, my DM?
windsorbuoy
windsorbuoy: @Charliecondou we had to stop the film while he composed himself. :D @guy_interruptd
guy_interruptd
guy_interruptd: @windsorbuoy @Charliecondou that was possibly the hardest I've laughed in a long time. You, sir, are awesome
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd @windsorbuoy that's what he said at the time ;-)
djy12345
djy12345: @guy_interruptd @windsorbuoy @charliecondou He's got no sense of direction though, promise.
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @djy12345 @guy_interruptd @windsorbuoy oh don't you fucking start!

CHARLIE’S COLUMN
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: Here's a little something I wrote http://t.co/9sdeyU6N
Leo
decath10n: @Charliecondou Charlie this is NOT the time to be leaving the word 'Olympic' out of the title!
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @decath10n Its ok, Im about to tweet a photo of me in my Stella McCartney bikini

decath10n: @Charliecondou ABOUT TIME
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @SimonGBeck thanks x
Simon Beck
SimonGBeck: @Charliecondou what for?

Charliecondou: @SimonGBeck you retweeted my guardian article
AlanCarr
AlanCarr: Read this my mate @Charliecondou wrote it http://t.co/9sdeyU6N

Charliecondou: @AlanCarr I love you

Alancumming: My chum @Charliecondou wrote this great piece about marriage equality for the Grauniad http://bit.ly/QojNV0 Cx
Stephen Lynch
stephenplynch: That @Charliecondou is a popular boy isn't he? Seeing lots of people claiming to be his good friend today!

Charliecondou: @stephenplynch Ive been around
kylie minogue
kylieminogue: RT @lilyrosecooper Yo read @Charliecondou's article http://t.co/G0dvlbh6

Charliecondou: @kylieminogue Thanks love x
Ian Blake
leoninelives: RT @AttitudeMag: By Corrie's Charlie Condou: Great news on civil partnership, but what about marriage http://t.co/G0dvlbh6

Charliecondou: @leoninelives thanks x
jack rattenbury
KC4J: http://t.co/AUm6Hz9U - Great article! Well done @Charliecondou http://t.co/cdgeX5tY

Charliecondou: @KC4J Thanks x

Great news on civil partnerships, but what about gay marriage?
The rise in civil partnerships is all well and good but we need to keep the pressure on government to allow same-sex marriage

o    Charlie Condou
o    guardian.co.uk, Wednesday 1 August 2012

[… Gay people love each other, support each other and are devoted to each other as much as their straight counterparts. Statistics even prove gay people tend to tie the knot at the same time of the year as straight people; we like sunshine and cake-filled gazebos as much as anyone else…]

The above is an excerpt. Please click HERE to read it in its entirety.

MORE RE ARTICLE
andywasley
andywasley: Love @charliecondou's article about #equalmarriage in @commentisfree:  http://t.co/9sdeyU6N

Charliecondou: @andywasley I'm a very talented writer you know
lilyrosecooper
lilyrosecooper: Yo read @Charliecondou's article http://t.co/9sdeyU6N
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @lilyrosecooper so speedy! X
Brad Smith
BradSmith132:   http://t.co/9sdeyU6N  Great news on civil partnerships, but what about gay marriage?

Charliecondou: @BradSmith132 thanks x

Charliecondou: So true RT @missjulieross: Our religious institutions choose the rules they like to break, remember Divorce & Church of England?
Brendan_Surrey
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou The C of E has no right to be so pompous when it was basically a church created to allow a serial killer to get his end away
FionaLongmuir
FionaLongmuir: @commentisfree @stonewalluk @Charliecondou Surprised to see no mention of Scotland's recent decision to legalise marriage.

Charliecondou: @FionaLongmuir @commentisfree @stonewalluk I did mention it
PixelDandy
PixelDandy: Great article “@Charliecondou: Here's a little something I wrote  http://t.co/9sdeyU6N

Charliecondou: @PixelDandy I'm amazing
victoria speirs
victory_speirs: @Charliecondou great job!!!! I shared the article to my Canadian friends!!

Charliecondou: @victory_speirs thanks x

GLAMOUR SHOT
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou a small blog surprise awaits you!! 
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @Confidential_CC Haha very good x 
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou it keeps me off the streets x BTW you do look v pretty x 

AubreyEMiller: @Charliecondou have you seen your glamour shot? “CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL - No.421 - http://t.co/ZAlCDzQP ” I so would x x x x
Charlie Condou
Charliecondou: @AubreyEMiller I have better legs than that ;-)

AubreyEMiller: @Charliecondou if I told you you had a beautiful body wud ya hold it against me??

TEAM GB FIRST GOLD 2012
Above: Oz (silver), GB (gold) & NZ (bronze) - coxless pairs 2012
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: GOLD!!!
joemuggs
joemuggs: @Charliecondou ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @joemuggs Youre indestructaboh-oh

AubreyEMiller: #OLYMPICS The GB rowing girls, The Oz pair and the NZ girls all champions - well done #GIRLPOWER

Charliecondou: And while I've got your attention, my GOD the food at the Afghan Kitchen is good!
Stewart Who?
DJstewartwho: Okay, now we got some Gold, can everyone just pipe down a tad. Breathe. Dial down frantic pressure on the GBers. Yes, that's you press.

Charliecondou: @DJstewartwho when are you free for a cuppa?? I'll be in town on Friday
frazerpp
frazerpp: @DJstewartwho oh hello! how the devil are you? would be lovely to catch up sometime!

Charliecondou: @frazerpp thanks x
frazerpp
frazerpp: @Charliecondou pleasure! How are you? How's your mum? (met at @lizzieroper 's with my civil partner @alan_cronin and she was a hoot!) x

Charliecondou: @frazerpp ah yes, she's great ta x 
alanbenzie
alanbenzie: @Charliecondou the afghan kitchen At the top of Essex Road? Haven't been in there for years, but it was great when I did eat there

Charliecondou: @alanbenzie that's the one. I love it
Amir Ghomshei
TheGhomshei: @Charliecondou where is the afghan kitchen?

Charliecondou: @TheGhomshei islington green
Rollo Ross
Rollissimo: @Charliecondou where is that then?

Charliecondou: @Rollissimo islington green gay!

Charliecondou: RT @KathViner: William and Harry are watching all events aren't they? How did they get tickets?

LOFTY HEIGHTS
AlisonMoyet1
AlisonMoyet1: The loft has given birth after a 30 year gestation. Sacks of 80's clothes. Look at it. Not even a mother could love that.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @AlisonMoyet1 Hello love, did you get my DM? x
AlisonMoyet1
AlisonMoyet1: @Charliecondou ooh no. Am rubbish at looking in boxes. On a plane but will check. Xx

NOICE MAN
(said in the voice of Kath Day-Knight)
Clare Balding
clarebalding1: I left the t off! @MarkFosterSwim #NicestManintheWorld
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @clarebalding1 @MarkFosterSwim I thought I was the nicest man in the world??
Clare Balding
clarebalding1: @Charliecondou you’re now a silver medallist. @MarkFosterSwim gets gold
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @clarebalding1 @MarkFosterSwim is that because of the doping? I should never have taken that Nytol!

TERRENCE HIGGINS patron
TRANSFORMATION
 Above: Charlie Condou attends the Terrence Higgins Trust fundraiser 2012.
Normally, Charlie likes to wear the trousers as every Condou fan knows but on this one particular night something in Charlie snapped!
Below: An impatient Mr Condou begs a bemused Jodie Harsh, 
"Awww please please Jodie, I wanna try that outfit on?
PALEEZE?"

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