CHARLIE CONDOU - No.385

50 SHADES OF GAY

   

Charliecondou: I'm thinking of writing my own book, "50 shades of gay"

jamesgfarrell: @Charliecondou I would totally buy that. And then my boyfriend would give it away to a charity shop.

Charliecondou: @jamesgfarrell lol

Ali_Star: Charliecondou: Hahaha! Can I be in the actual porn version please? LMFAO!!

Charliecondou: @Ali_Star sure you can

ChantalleWillia: @Charliecondou or Fisty Shades Of Brown?!

Charliecondou: @ChantalleWillia haha

Charliecondou: @TinaxxDiva I'm dedicating it to you

nikishisler: @Charliecondou Too late http://t.co/CQ9oco8z

GavinJuniper: @nikishisler @Charliecondou but wahabout 50 shaves of gay?

Confidential_CC: Or the Essex version "50 Chavs of Gay" @GavinJuniper @nikishisler @Charliecondou

WORK DEMANDS #CORRIE

Charliecondou: I'm am going into work on Monday and begging the producer to write a part for Snoop Dogg

kirst_f: @Charliecondou dnt 4get cheryl!

Charliecondou: And @CherylCole too obviously. As Marcus's long lost sister

Charliecondou: @SnoopDogg Snoop. I'm working on getting you into Corrie. Leave it with me. Loving your work x

jogreen42: @Charliecondou he could be mad marys long lost son

Charliecondou: @jogreen42 perfect 

Charliecondou: Drop it like its hotpot @snoopdogg

mattietweetz: @Charliecondou what about the kardashian! Kim pulling a pint???! X

Charliecondou: @mattietweetz yep, her too

TIRED

georgiafoote: What! An ice cream van blaring music out at this time! Kids are in bed! And so am i! X

Charliecondou: @georgiafoote you're in bed at 8:30???

ThePittaBread: @Charliecondou @georgiafoote I was about to say the same thing!

Charliecondou: @ThePittaBread @georgiafoote she's really lazy

WALTZING MATILDA

EllaKenion: Oh wow "Matilda" is fabulous

Charliecondou: @EllaKenion I hear @stevefurst is rather brilliant

EllaKenion: @Charliecondou @stevefurst is fantastic and bendy and funny, the lot of them work their butts off - so bloody good!

stevefurst: @EllaKenion @Charliecondou very kind of you Ella. And when are you and @francesbarber13 coming to see it?

francesbarber13: @stevefurst @ellakenion @charliecondou how weird I was talking about this yesterday. I'm up for a team outing you guys ! X

stevefurst: @francesbarber13 @ellakenion @charliecondou drag @lizzieroper too. I love to hear her mental cackle in the room

francesbarber13: @stevefurst @ellakenion @charliecondou now THAT is a brill idea. @lizzieroper we are going to Matilda d'you hear ?

Charliecondou: @francesbarber13 @stevefurst @ellakenion I'm in!

PRIZE PRAT #CORRIE

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Canonisation: Sean continues to act like a prize prat and Marcus goes out for drinks with Aiden to make him jealous. Aiden isn't happy with... ‪#corrie

Canonisation: ...that part, but does let Marcus know that he's very interested. For some odd reason, Marcus does not take him up on this. ‪#corrie

Canonisation: I mean, if it's a choice between Sean & Aiden....well, there's no contest, is there? (Hint - Aiden wins) ‪#corrie

Canonisation: Perhaps Marcus will see sense soon... ‪#corrie

Charliecondou: @Canonisation perhaps he will .....

Canonisation: @Charliecondou aha! :) Excellent job on the story so far!

Charliecondou: @Canonisation ta love x

CHICKEN

mrjamieeast: It's time for @nandos_official ‪#hungry

Charliecondou: @mrjamieeast you've got one of those cards haven't you??

mrjamieeast: @Charliecondou no

Pièce de Résistance

rod76: Everyone wants a piece of me today

Charliecondou: @rod76 which bit?

rod76: @Charliecondou not THAT bit... Mainly cerebral unfortunately :)

Charliecondou: @rod76 ah well that's a shame

rod76: @Charliecondou I have Madrid pride this weekend to look after that bit tho ;)

Charliecondou: @rod76 hahahaha

BOY GEORGE’S DO

BoyGeorge: Amazing night on the decks at La Troya at Amnesia in Ibiza! just brilliant!

Charliecondou: @BoyGeorge when's your "do" again dear? I can't remember what you said on the phone x

andybruce1962: @Charliecondou http://t.co/rwOF4BuM there you go bitch xxxx :-) 

Charliecondou: @andybruce1962 lol thanks but that's not what I was talking about x

CHARLIE’S OTHER ANGEL

Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten morning 

denise_vanouten: @Charliecondou morning Charlie xx 

BIG BROTHER CELEBRITY SAUNA

Derren_Litten: Well... a friend has told me they're going into the Celeb BB House & another mate just texted to say last night he met a celeb in a sauna! 

JOJEHARVEY: @Derren_Litten DM me names x 

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY @Derren_Litten DM me names too! (was Jonathan the celeb in the sauna?) 

Derren_Litten: @Charliecondou @jojeharvey you'll just laugh at my appalling lack of knowledge! Both names aren't exactly earth shattering. 

BeverlyMacca1: @Derren_Litten @Charliecondou @JOJEHARVEY Maureen from driving school and Jeremy Spake from Airport? X 

Charliecondou: @BeverlyMacca1 @Derren_Litten @JOJEHARVEY I've had both of them 

brianfruity: @Charliecondou hope it was a pretty good celeb in the sauna.... PS Attitude article is good Mr.! 

Charliecondou: @brianfruity thanks love x 

jonnygforce: @Charliecondou Yet another well written, informative and encouraging article written by your good self @AttitudeMag Good work! x 

Charliecondou: @jonnygforce @AttitudeMag thanks very much x 

THE RE-TWEETS

Charliecondou: RT @tinkypen: If you are B neg blood group & willing to go to GOSH tomorrow to help a really poorly baby please let me know. You could save her life. RT 

Charliecondou: RT @photogirluk: Enough with the back to the future shit. Some Internet idiot starts this rumour every year 

Charliecondou: RT @Schofe: I swear there can be no greater force against all womankind than Liz Jones. She is inconsistent, bitter, nasty and unhinged.

Charliecondou: RT @g3editor: As well as being free in pubs/clubs, you can subscribe to have g3 delivered direct to your door, it's only £20 a year! http://g3mag.co.uk

Above & below: Charlie Condou flashing a bit of sartorial splendor at various award shows.

 THE EX-FILES

Comments posted on YouTube 27-6-2012

cmaj129 : I have been waiting for Marcus to finally stop putting up with Sean's selfishness and childishness. That was impressive! 

robertn800: If Sean acted like an Adult (LOL) he could talk to Marcus, say, I know you're busy-but why don't we set aside Sat night as "Date Night" Spend Time together, watch a movie & etc. My Partner is a Doc & there are times I don't see him much-but we have our Date Night, & it works. It’s not that we don't weekly watch TV & talk, but if he has something to do or help a Friend I don't resent it-nor does he if I do. He has Friends, I have Friends, We have mutual Friends, we aren't bitchy to them or each other. 

bigmes38: What a selfish 14 year old girl Sean is-he's so mean. This poor guy needs some help, and Sean is nothing but bitchy and selfish. Get rid of him, Marcus. Sean-be a lonely, pathetic old queen. That's what you deserve. Oh how I hope Marcus and Aiden get together. I felt so sorry for Aiden when Sean was such a brat at dinner and drove Aiden away. If you feel nookie deprived-go find some fat old bald guy, because that's all you could get. 

robertn800: Well wait a second it is obvious Aiden still wants Marcus you do realize that don't you? Marcus is being inconsiderate to Sean. Yes, Sean is a bitter queen but in this instance I can see why he's upset that his lover is pushing him aside for another man. If Marcus doesn't want to be with Sean he should not lead him on. 

brianpatrick58: TO be honest if I was in Sean's shoes, I would help Aiden with his coming out issues WITH Marcus and be as supportive as I can to Aiden WITH Marcus. In a very strange way, me and Marcus would be having a date, but a very awkward therapeutic date... 

sadguyfoundout11: Ugh just dump Sean already! Marcus could do so much better than that selfish brat. I don't know why the writers want us to support such an unlikable character like Sean. 

MrEvan4145: Sean is annoying me. I used to like him. 

ryankeller: Yes! (makes air fist!) not often would I delight wishing for the end of a relationship... bring it on! Marcus (Charlie Condou) finally has the potential with the Maria and Aiden story lines to showcase his talent, gay people and relationships in a more positive way and become a beloved corrie favourite! 

phoenix3370: Am I the only one that thinks Marcus kinda looks like John Watson from Sherlock