Charliecondou: When I first joinedtwitter I'd get sent naked photos daily. Now I just get follow asks, charityretweets and birthday shout out requests
WhichPennySmith: @Charliecondou It'smy birthday this year and at some stage I'll be doing a charity thing. Can Ihave a retweet, a shout out and a present?
shelleyanorphan: @Charliecondou Isthis a half-hearted request? Oh, very well *sighs*
Charliecondou: @shelleyanorphan hahaha
NUDITY 2
Hemmo: @Charliecondou Dude I'llDM you some now.
Charliecondou: @Hemmo *waitspatiently with mouse in left hand*
Hemmo: @Charliecondou 'mouse'
Charliecondou: @Hemmo Pleasedon't make me explain the relevance of "left handed mouse use"
Hemmo: @Charliecondou oh. OH. Tothink I was actually about to send you something.
NUDITY 3
liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou Thatreminds me, could you follow my naked torso and erect penis charity? Pleaseretweet.
Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo Nosorry. It's not your birthday
liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou Thecharity is called 'Birthday Suit'. Your move Condou!
Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo Damn,you're good
liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou SoI've been told. Now *that's* innuendo. Sort of.
NUDITY 4
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou isthat a hint, Charlie? Because it's no trouble, really!
Charliecondou: @PaulBurston Youdon't count. I've seen more naked photos of you than of Cam!
PaulBurston: @Charliecondou I so*do* count! "One saucy photo shoot, two saucy photo shoots..."
davecrossx: @PaulBurston @Charliecondou Charlie please don't encourage him... any excuse and the feathers areout!
Charliecondou: @davecrossx @PaulBurston (hedoes have bona lallies though)
davecrossx: @Charliecondou @PaulBurston Vardathe bona lallies... oh dear :)
NUDITY 5
leejonathan: @Charliecondou doyou want a naked pic?
Charliecondou: @leejonathan wellOBVIOUSLY
leejonathan: @Charliecondou idon't know how to dm them though.
Charliecondou: @leejonathan TEASE!!!!
leejonathan: @Charliecondou i'dhappily post it for the gays, but dont really want my work mates to see themonster.
Charliecondou: @leejonathan hahahaha
NUDITY 6
GreigChristie: @Charliecondou youknow you only have to ask.......
Charliecondou: @GreigChristie wasthe hint too subtle?
NUDITY 7
Charliecondou: @hickspa lol
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| ABOVE: SOME BIRTHDAY PRESENTS HAVE ARRIVED FROM MY U.K. FRIENDS. MARK MERRETT HAS SENT ME MY VERY OWN AUTOGRAPHED TICKET SIGNED BY RUSSELL TOVEY AND SOME DR WHO FIGURINES. MY FRIEND DREW HAS SENT ME SOME PENCILS FROM HARRODS. OH, AND APPARENTLY THERE IS MORE ON THE WAY - I HAVE THE BEST 'IMAGINARY' FRIENDS BAR NONE - Tom in Oz x |
NOT NUDITY 1
Gaukey: Hey people do me a favourfollow @Georgemc101 top guy :-) x
Charliecondou: @Gaukey @Georgemc101 ok
NOT NUDITY 2
whitenosugartv: Had to buy cake, cosI've given up chocolate, oh well, every cloud and that...
Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv whatare you, Brigit Jones?
whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou hahahabut without the big pants
Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv yes,so you say....
NOT NUDITY 3
bobballardsport: I know I shouldn't -life is too short - but I get really annoyed by Andy Carroll's hair...70's pornstar look - not attractive.
janegarvey1: @bobballardsport lifeIS short. Andy's hair, sadly, is not.
bobballardsport: @janegarvey1 that'swhy you are the brilliant broadcaster you are - and I a mere lacky.
janegarvey1: @bobballardsport that'senough Bob. I'm certainly not much of a pundit...had #LFC winning 3 -0
Charliecondou: @janegarvey1 Hello.I believe you are interviewing me tomorrow. Looking forward to it x
NOT NUDITY 4
Eamonn_Forde: IDEA: ball gowndressing gowns.
Charliecondou: @Eamonn_Forde amazing
Eamonn_Forde: @Charliecondou Takethe idea to Underworld. They need to branch out.
NOT NUDITY 5
scouserachel: @decath10n somethingyou need to tell us?
Charliecondou: @scouserachel @decath10n haha
decath10n: @Charliecondou@scouserachel It's just tiresome.
NOT NUDITY 6
Charliecondou: RT @Beckybored333: @Charliecondou Hey:) Ure a great actor <3 Please folllow. My cousin just had a baby !"!
NOT NUDITY 7
Charliecondou: He's my mate too RT @Therealdavelamb:Catch my mate James Lance doing an extraordinary turn on Being Human tonight at9 on BBC3.
WOMEN'S HOUR
Charliecondou: Oh by the way, I'm onWomen's Hour tomorrow. *Ticks off "Things I've always wanted to do"list*
ingridoliver100: @Charliecondou Mate,been there done that. Old news. But, you know, enjoy. X
Charliecondou: @ingridoliver100 Women'sHour? Or sent me naked photos? Ingrid you must be clear which of my tweetsyou're responding to
conorwoodman: @Charliecondou Nice. I'm on Today at 8.30 #we'retakingoverradio4
Charliecondou: @conorwoodman oooh, get us!
NOT NUDITY 8
Charliecondou: RT @feltface91: @Ianhwatkins idlove 2 do what jorgie did to that guy and kick u in the fucking head ya bender! #oneforsorrow
NOT NUDITY 9
leejonathan: @charliecondou doyou know karen paullada?
Charliecondou: @leejonathan Idon't think so
leejonathan: @charliecondou it'sjust i think she's amazing in it. an amazing comic creation.
Charliecondou: @leejonathan Ishall befriend her immediately
leejonathan: @charliecondou she'san actress. she's in ruth jones' stella. she's hilarious in it. i thought youmight. you sort of know everyone.
NOT NUDITY 10
_CattDampier: @Charliecondou soi was thinking of going down to london to see Evie around my birthday thisyear, dyou know if youll be about?
Charliecondou: @_CattDampier Idon't know but if I am MAKE SURE YOU COME AND SEE ME!!
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