Tuesday, December 13, 2011

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.190

OOP NORTH

Fiona Laird

fionalaird: The world is too bewildering. I'm off to theatre land with @francesbarber13

pierre condou

pierrecondou: @fionalaird @francesbarber13. pop in for a shandy after.xx

Fiona Laird

fionalaird: @pierrecondou We'll have to go to the party (it's Old Vic 1st night) but a shandy *another* night is a must. X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @fionalaird @pierrecondou I was invited tonight but alas, am stuck oop north. Tara Hull will be there though x


SIX HOURS CHARLIE WILL NEVER GET BACK

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Train hit a bird, no power now. Not moved for an hour, another 2 before we're rescued by a second train to take us to Milton Keynes. Oh good

PaulPopplewell

PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou really hope you mean a pigeon type bird and not some blonde piece from Essex

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: I'm not actually going to Milton Keynes. I'm going to Manchester for a 7:30am start. I wonder if I'll make it

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: It's ok though. They're giving out free tea

Thom McCaffrey

thomjamesmcc: @Charliecondou How British...

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @thomjamesmcc I know. I'm going to see if they'll let me lean out of the window for a fag

Thom McCaffrey

thomjamesmcc: @Charliecondou Or at the least they give out free wine!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @thomjamesmcc I had to pay for my bloody beer!

Vicky Entwistle

VickyEntwistle: @Charliecondou Oh While I remember went on 'Live with Gabby' show 3 weeks ago & she so sung your praises! What a fab lady!She fond of you! x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @VickyEntwistle oh I love @Gabby_Logan ! And man, that woman can walk fast

Gabby Logan

Gabby_Logan: @Charliecondou that is some epitaph...she walked too fast. Hope the baby is coming along well xx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Gabby_Logan only 4 weeks to go!!

Becky Rakestraw

BeckyR_1D: @Charliecondou please wish me good luck for my French exam on thursday?:)

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @BeckyR_1D Bon chance

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas I wouldn't count on me being in work tomorrow Ryno. Stuck on a bloody train in the middle of nowhere

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: For those asking, the bird hit the thing that attaches the train to the powerline and bent it. It was just a regular bird. Not an ostrich.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Yes! Thats what he called it RT @shelleyanorphan: @Charliecondou Pantograph!!!! #dictionarycornerwithricardo

Mark.M

MarkMMerrett: @Charliecondou damn, can't they just knock it off or did it cause damage ?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Oh. Turns out it was a tree, not a bird. It ripped the pantograph right off! High drama

Clare Mariscal

ClareMariscal: @Charliecondou a bird has died tonight and all you can think about is how your travel plans are messed up? :-P

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @ClareMariscal don't you start

Louise Sutton

Shmouise: @Charliecondou should I send a driver?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Shmouise only if you want me at work tomorrow

Mary Harmer

Mary_Harmer: @Charliecondou did you give up on the riddle to entertain you?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Mary_Harmer yes. It was too hard

Mary Harmer

Mary_Harmer: @Charliecondou hahaha! Would you like to know the answer?!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Mary_Harmer yes!!

Mary Harmer

Mary_Harmer: @Charliecondou the answer is nothing!!! Enjoy the rest of your journey!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Mary_Harmer oh very good

sami kelsh

samikelsh: @Charliecondou good Gosh! this is the most compelling livetweet of anything that i've ever been witness to.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @samikelsh I know right???

GavinJuniper

GavinJuniper: @Charliecondou the pantograph? Did the train get hit BEHIND YOU!!!?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @GavinJuniper oh Gav

Ailish Connell

ailishconnell: @Charliecondou will you give me a retweet please it's my 18th birthday today and I'm number one Marcus fan

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @ailishconnell happy birthday xxx

Wanda Opalinska

WandaOpalinska: @Charliecondou Wish I could send a St Bernard laden with brandy and dragging a hamper of treats. Will this do instead? X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @WandaOpalinska No it won't. Send a helicopter immediately

alison sinclair

aliJcorrie: @Charliecondou if you do ever get to Manchester I am armed with questions from @CharlotteJayneS for her project xx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @aliJcorrie @CharlotteJayneS I'll be there!!!

Alex Baugh

alexbaugh3: @Charliecondou but the question is have you had a cig yet ?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @alexbaugh3 no!!!

Charlotte Sinclair

CharlotteJayneS: @Charliecondou so grateful thank you!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @CharlotteJayneS no prob x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: I'm still stuck on this bloody train. Lost my sense of humour now

Damian Sandys

munchkindamo: @Charliecondou Boo to that! How far away are you? x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @munchkindamo fuck knows

Kristian Johns

guy_interruptd: Twitter's up late? I have insomnia. What's your excuse?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd I'm stuck on a train

Kristian Johns

guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou where the hell are you? And why stuck?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd oh don't even ask

Kristian Johns

guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou I'm guessing you've repeated yourself a lot tonight... I hope wherever you're going you get there quickly :(

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd ta love x

Georgi Hayward

Georgi_i_am: @cleggdrums I think you and @Charliecondou are on the same bird/tree stricken train. Twitter stalking at its finest here.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Georgi_i_am @cleggdrums we're sat next to each other!

Georgi Hayward

Georgi_i_am: @Charliecondou @cleggdrums Well that shits on my detective work then doesn't it?!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Georgi_i_am @cleggdrums it's a massive coincidence though. We didn't know each other

Georgi Hayward

Georgi_i_am: @Charliecondou @cleggdrums Well if you didn't know each other then that *is* mental. Hope you get moving soon!

Joe Clegg

cleggdrums: Home. Trains are fine except for when you are travelling from a gig juggling drum cases. Cheers @charliecondou for helping out a stranger.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @cleggdrums anytime mate, nice to meet you

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Finally got to bed at 4:30am. I'm now at work. Beyond fuming

jac_piper

jac_piper: @Charliecondou did you ever arrive? #insuspenders

Tom In Oz ✔

Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou Charlie just so this blog post has a happy end plz tell me that you have made it...to the other side!!!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Tom_In_Oz_ just!

ReallyPaulDillon

pdpd1971: @Charliecondou Tell us what scenes you doing this morn, we can look out for you looking fucked/raging!! #nothingworsethannosleep

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @pdpd1971 I've just been shouting at Jason, airing on Jan 23rd

Karl Minns

karlminns: @Charliecondou Hello Charlie, is there any way of getting hold of The Wolvis Family on DVD? Great series. Seminal in me becoming a writer. K

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @karlminns No idea. I don't even have a copy!

Mikey Walsh

thatbloodyMikey: On this day in 1997, the TellyTubbies 'Eh-Oh' was number One.. Oh how I love that classic song!.. *gets shot in face*

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @thatbloodyMikey Stuck on a train for 6 hours last night. Made even worse by having people watch me weep reading your book

Paul Popplewell

PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou you got there in the end. What time did you arrive?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @PaulPopplewell got into bed at 4:30am. Up for work at 7am

Shmouise

Shmouise: @Charliecondou Did you make it Chach?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Shmouise yes, and I even got 2 hours sleep!


THE UNFOLLOWED

William Cameron

Bill_Cameron: @misterhsk Not that it'll bother you of course, but I've grown tired of yr pseudo-smart comments, so have unfollowed you ;) Have a nice day!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Bill_Cameron @misterhsk Was it necessary to be rude? Could you not have just unfollowed him quietly? That's what kind people would do

William Cameron

Bill_Cameron: @Charliecondou @misterhsk I do not think I was rude, rather I tried to be humorous. In any case he's a big boy with lots of other followers.

William Cameron

Bill_Cameron: @Charliecondou @misterhsk As indeed do you ;) (i.e. your ratio of following to followers is 1:33) Take care :)

William Cameron

Bill_Cameron: @jadaw63 @Charliecondou @misterhsk I'm done with this. Twitter is only an ephemeral thing. He's a funny guy generally; we'll both survive ;)

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Bill_Cameron @jadaw63 @Charliecondou from pseudo smart to funny guy in an evening. Now that's progress...

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou xxx

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