CHARLIE CONDOU - No.91

DO YOURSELF A FAVOUR

HRWright: @Charliecondou Was just talking about you to a guy who asked my views on gay parenting. Referred to 'my pal Charlie'; bit presumptuous? ;-)

Charliecondou: @HRWright haha yes send him my way. I'll talk him out of it lol

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran I was in "A sense of guilt". Be honest, was I ever the focus of your onanism?

(Dictionary def: Onanism = the act of masturbating)

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou YOU may have been caught in my wank crossfire

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran I fucking KNEW it! *pumps fist*

Charliecondou: I have just wept with laughter for a solid 10 mins at page 63 of @caitlinmoran 's book "How to be a woman". Buy it immediately!

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou "Her NAME is LIZZIE!" That bit?

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran YES! I even woke up laughing this morning

fransongs: @caitlinmoran @Charliecondou the most laugh-out-loud part was right near the start, when you have "all the joyful ebullience of a retard" <3

Charliecondou: @fransongs haha yes!

missamandalamb: @lizmatthewspr @charliecondou @caitlinmoran Will everyone be reading it this summer?

Charliecondou: @missamandalamb @lizmatthewspr it's bloody hilarious, you'll both love it

twinsmum67: @Charliecondou have looked for it today but can't find it. Where did u get yours? X

Charliecondou: @twinsmum67 She gave it to me (she's my mate)

twinsmum67: @Charliecondou well that doesn't bloody help me does it!! X

Charliecondou: @twinsmum67 haha you can borrow mine when I've finished it

twinsmum67: @Charliecondou Ooow thank you, but hurry up & finish it before Fri !.... Will then have excuse to come see you again, to return it x

Charliecondou: @twinsmum67 aw you never need an excuse xx

ryanjamesthomas: At @officialolivier house he's buzzin cause he's packed his bag just got to do mine now http://lockerz.com/s/125130966

Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas if I don't get at least one photo of him in speedos I'm breaking friends with you

ryanjamesthomas: RT @Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas if I don't get at least one photo of him in speedos I'm breaking friends with you......speedos & oil packed

IT’S ALL RELATIVE

Confidential_CC: Just doing some family history research and discovered Harry Potter was related to Beatrix...amaze !

HRWright: @Confidential_CC It's true. And Jilly Cooper is Dominic Cooper's man.

Confidential_CC: @HRWright Ha

ardmore70: @Confidential_CC how?

Confidential_CC: @ardmore70 well you go to the library for hours and hours and look through these big paper things called books....x

ardmore70: @Confidential_CC isn't that what googles for?

Confidential_CC: @ardmore70 YES, yes it is but I wasn't sure if they had that in Ireland yet?

ardmore70: @Confidential_CC but I m In northern Ireland (part of UK) we’re not part of the bankrupt state

hacked

Charliecondou: RT @EmmaK67: Bravo @louisemensch Bravo http://bit.ly/nzhxD9

Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas Have you gone yet??

ryanjamesthomas: @Charliecondou I'm still here darling leaving tomoz early..u can't be missing me already :))) xxx

Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas I am!! Its ok though, Im googling photos of you

PaulSchnaars: @Charliecondou Thanku! Got it this morning your a star xx

Charliecondou: @PaulSchnaars xxx

Charliecondou: Dior addict are using Kate Moss as their poster girl. How fitting

2 EGGHEADs are better than...

eggheadproducer: What have you got to do to get more twitter followers?

Confidential_CC: @eggheadproducer Robert what you need to do is lower the tone and stop being an egghead lol x

eggheadproducer: @Confidential_CC more of an honorary egghead than an actual one. Will attempt to lower the tone in a non dumbing down fashion.

Confidential_CC: @eggheadproducer my other twitter half @Tom_in_Oz_ was followed by Daphne but she was prob a fake Daphne x

eggheadproducer: @Confidential_CC she is a fake. As is fake Barry. Only @cjdemooi is a real egghead tweeter.

Confidential_CC: @eggheadproducer Now, the best way to get followers is to follow many people yourself...Chattyman aka Alan Carr uses that model he follows thousands.

eggheadproducer: @Confidential_CC I will give that a go - thanks for the tip. Anytime the CCC folks fancy testing their quizzing brain power let me know.

Confidential_CC: @eggheadproducer Rob BTW these are the 2 blog I run for UK actors but I live in Oz charlie-corrie-condou.blogspot.com and russell-tovey.blogspot.com

eggheadproducer: @Confidential_CC just figured that. Thank goodness I'm not an egghead.

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where do I live?

I was asked by a few of my blog followers about living in Oz. They asked about my suburb and my town...so I made this quick picture layout.

Above: This is the main street of my suburb in Newcastle Oz it runs along the edge of the Pacific Ocean. The tennis courts and other sports facilities are on the right next to the ocean. If you continue north to the grove of Norfolk Island Pine trees it is where my first home was located. It was right on the beach front but after 6 years we moved two blocks back as the salt spray meant our house was always hard to keep clean, especially the windows. The house was 3 stories high.

Above: For security reasons I am not showing my current home but it is similar to the one in the picture.

Above: The beach north of home where they filmed Mad Max and Star Wars sequences (where they needed a sand dune or desert looking backdrop). Along the beach, which is 45km of white sand, you come to vineyards and tourist attractions in the town of Port Stephens.

Above: The beach to the south of home.

Above: This is a recent newspaper picture of Newcastle on the east coast of Oz. My suburb is primarily a peninsula town surrounded by the Pacific Ocean at the front and a harbour at the rear. I have lived here in sub-tropical bliss for about 30 years.

This is a short iPhone video of my beach suburb in Oz. It was shot at Christmastime 2010.

Press play:

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.90

Hardly working

Charliecondou: Here's @fountain1987 working hard again!

simondaysh: @Charliecondou the face of crunch bar!! Haha :-) yfrog.com/kkkymlxj

Charliecondou: @simondaysh I know, I get about

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran I called you "Inspirational" today. I don't think I've ever used that word to describe a friend before.

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou That's because we both spent too much time on popbitch talking to hunglikeahoss, Charlie :-(

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran hahaha

YehJacqui: @Charliecondou can I just throw the name "Flynn" into the baby name pot!! (It’s a grower!)

Charliecondou: @YehJacqui a good one but my mates sin is called Flynn

YehJacqui: @Charliecondou #NameFail lol x

IT’S TOP SECRET…HUSH, HUSH & ALL THAT

misterhsk: I'll be blowing the froth off a coffee on Byres Road in a couple of hours. I love coming home...

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk I shall await the pics of you blowing x

misterhsk: @Confidential_CC you're v naughty. I may be coming to Oz this year. Top secret...

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk and am I allowed to blog that secret?

misterhsk: @Confidential_CC blog away and it's only just a possibility. But a very exciting one!

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk currently Essex entertainer @mrchrissullivan is doing the Oz cruising circuit (on a ship for a change) *wink*

misterhsk: @Confidential_CC lol

mrchrissullivan: RT @Confidential_CC: @misterhsk currently Essex entertainer @mrchrissullivan is doing the Oz cruising circuit (on a ship for a change) *wink*

misterhsk: Home...

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk Edinburgh royal mile statue of what's his name...had the cone on it when I was there last Dec x

misterhsk: @Confidential_CC this is Royal Exchange Sq in Glasgow. We started it. Edinburgh always follow our lead...

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk Must be true! The Burgers seemed a little slower than the Glasweggies x

misterhsk: @Confidential_CC I'm biased...obviously

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk Mrs has lots of rellies in Glas & a couple in Stirling & a smattering on other side in Portobello Edinburgh...she's 90% Scottish

misterhsk: @Confidential_CC I knew I liked her...x

Confidential_CC: @misterhsk I have the Hope family of Edinburgh who have a very lovely kilt which I can claim - shows off my calf muscles really well x

rebel rebel

Derren_Litten: I also met @realmattlucas - twice. Once he was nice. Once he wasn't. So I guess you all have a point.

Confidential_CC: @Derren_Litten is that the @realmattlucas who plays one of the twins (brother and sister) in Bridesmaids?

Derren_Litten: @Confidential_CC dunno. Not seen it yet. But I want to.

Confidential_CC: @Derren_Litten it has 2 Oz actresses in it, Rose Byrne and Rebel Wilson, go see it x

KOALA BLUE

Confidential_CC: @marcuswhitney1 Marcus have not tweeted me for ages....how the bloody hell are you keeping...and are you yet rich enough for a trip to Oz?

marcuswhitney1: @Confidential_CC hi tom, all good in uk, very busy with work., in need of a holiday, but might have to pop back to Turkey. Hope you are well

Confidential_CC: @marcuswhitney1 I'm fine but dad's in middle of lymph-node biopsy and daughter 6 weeks away from baby delivery and she has complications...

Confidential_CC: @marcuswhitney1 you should save ya money tho and make a month long break in Oz...come and pat a koala x

the smurf

boydhilton: Films seen on holiday: Woody Allen's Midnight In Paris: lovely, funny, gorgeous; Conan O'Brien Can't Stop: truly revealing; Beginners: great

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton I thought you might be actually having a rest from movies and media....go to the Bronx zoo or something x

boydhilton: @Confidential_CC I shall do that the day you stop posting every single detail of the minutiae of a couple of actors' tweets and lives!

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton I don't do this 4 a job, u never seem 2 rest from doing it, 4 me it's a hobby.

boydhilton: @Confidential_CC ha I'm just responding to your presumably humorous comment in kind. You mustn't take everything everyone says so seriously!

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton I was being sincere when I said I hope you were relaxing in the USA and getting some down-time away from the media.

boydhilton: @Confidential_CC oh really?! How odd. It's really not THAT exhausting to watch some films for fun. Many people enjoy it.

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton dad's been diagnosed with cancer, my daughter's pregnancy has so many complications she hospitalised and I am trying not to take things seriously, was trying to say have a rest mate from the media!

boydhilton: @Confidential_CC OK thanks... and I was only joking. Good luck with everything

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton thanks babe, I know we can spar like idiots at times but I am coping with a lot of stuff and was trying to say to you plz relax x

boydhilton: Security so tight at Smurfs 3D screening you had to give them your name to get OUT of there

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton were you painted blue at the time?