DON'T POO-POO CHARLIE'S PARENTING ADVICE
Charliecondou: Stressful day with my daughter who's just hit that tantrum phase. I've left her downstairs with my other half. I'm pretending to have a poo
DonnaP1984: @Charliecondou are you really tweeting from the toilet
Charliecondou: I've been in here for almost 30 mins. I might never come out
shobnagulati: @Charliecondou u may as well have one x
Charliecondou: @shobnagulati No, I'm saving it for pre-bathtime escape
allyska: @Charliecondou ignore the bad, praise the good. Ignore the bad praise the good #mantra. Biggest punishment at that age is no attention x
shebahronay: @Charliecondou I am laughing out loud. By myself. The tantrums get worse and then they add intellect and basically you're stuffed
Charliecondou: @shebahronay I don't give a shit Shebah, another week of this and I'm giving her to you
shebahronay: @Charliecondou she'll be most welcome although like jail she'll come back with more tricks up her sleeve as my 2 teach her terrible things
gracedent: @Charliecondou I call aged 2-4 the 'being trapped at a party with a totally unreasonable dickhead for 17 hour shifts' stage.
Charliecondou: @gracedent totally. A drunk one that shits themselves and dribbles on you
Charliecondou: This is all Pepa Pig's fault.
semadivad: @Charliecondou I'd blame that bitch Dora the Explorer.
Charliecondou: I just flushed. I reckon I have 7 mins of hand-washing time before they notice
MargoJMilne: @Charliecondou Tell them it was a floater - gives you however extra time the cistern takes to fill ;)
Charliecondou: I bet Elton doesn't hide in the fucking toilet
shebahronay: @Charliecondou not unless it's for something else. Plus it's usually him having the tantrum surely?
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou I bet Elton leaves for Portofino. Bog hiding my arse
Charliecondou: @Brendan_Surrey hahaha I just said that!
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Great minds :o) x
Charliecondou: @Mark_Hoppers Brilliant!
angbaker9: "@Charliecondou: I bet Elton doesn't hide in the fucking toilet" No just George Michael ! ;)
Charliecondou: @angbaker9 hahaha
ShahinaLakhani: @Charliecondou Man up Charlie She needs t see you as a strong n compassionate father, she will model her relationships aftr you i kno u can
Charliecondou: @ShahinaLakhani Whatevs, Im staying here till she's 7
ChadLDN: @Charliecondou I'm drinking at Century. You're the only member I know. You clearly should be here.
Charliecondou: @ChadLDN I can't, I'm hiding in the toilet
ChadLDN: @Charliecondou you're what?! Oh I don't want to know.
andrea_mclean: 4:30am and the four year-old is up and at 'em. FOUR THIRTY. Husband still drunk after footie, hasn't even reached hung-over yet. Have sent hubby back to bed as he wasn't really helping...
Charliecondou: @andrea_mclean Hide in the toilet!
JOJEHARVEY: I have done lots of writing today. I have written the title and my name. That's loads.
Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY if it was an English O-level you'd get marks for name and title, so well done you
Charliecondou: RT @Wendy_Wason: My daughter has just made me really proud: "That eclair looks really lonely. I think I might have to eat it".
A warm welcome to my new blog follower David W. Ross whose new movie “I Do” is currently in production:
DonnaP1984: @Charliecondou are you really tweeting from the toilet
Charliecondou: I've been in here for almost 30 mins. I might never come out
shobnagulati: @Charliecondou u may as well have one x
Charliecondou: @shobnagulati No, I'm saving it for pre-bathtime escape
allyska: @Charliecondou ignore the bad, praise the good. Ignore the bad praise the good #mantra. Biggest punishment at that age is no attention x
shebahronay: @Charliecondou I am laughing out loud. By myself. The tantrums get worse and then they add intellect and basically you're stuffed
Charliecondou: @shebahronay I don't give a shit Shebah, another week of this and I'm giving her to you
shebahronay: @Charliecondou she'll be most welcome although like jail she'll come back with more tricks up her sleeve as my 2 teach her terrible things
gracedent: @Charliecondou I call aged 2-4 the 'being trapped at a party with a totally unreasonable dickhead for 17 hour shifts' stage.
Charliecondou: @gracedent totally. A drunk one that shits themselves and dribbles on you
Charliecondou: This is all Pepa Pig's fault.
semadivad: @Charliecondou I'd blame that bitch Dora the Explorer.
Charliecondou: I just flushed. I reckon I have 7 mins of hand-washing time before they notice
MargoJMilne: @Charliecondou Tell them it was a floater - gives you however extra time the cistern takes to fill ;)
Charliecondou: I bet Elton doesn't hide in the fucking toilet
shebahronay: @Charliecondou not unless it's for something else. Plus it's usually him having the tantrum surely?
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou I bet Elton leaves for Portofino. Bog hiding my arse
Charliecondou: @Brendan_Surrey hahaha I just said that!
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Great minds :o) x
Charliecondou: @Mark_Hoppers Brilliant!
angbaker9: "@Charliecondou: I bet Elton doesn't hide in the fucking toilet" No just George Michael ! ;)
Charliecondou: @angbaker9 hahaha
ShahinaLakhani: @Charliecondou Man up Charlie She needs t see you as a strong n compassionate father, she will model her relationships aftr you i kno u can
Charliecondou: @ShahinaLakhani Whatevs, Im staying here till she's 7
ChadLDN: @Charliecondou I'm drinking at Century. You're the only member I know. You clearly should be here.
Charliecondou: @ChadLDN I can't, I'm hiding in the toilet
ChadLDN: @Charliecondou you're what?! Oh I don't want to know.
andrea_mclean: 4:30am and the four year-old is up and at 'em. FOUR THIRTY. Husband still drunk after footie, hasn't even reached hung-over yet. Have sent hubby back to bed as he wasn't really helping...
Charliecondou: @andrea_mclean Hide in the toilet!
JOJEHARVEY: I have done lots of writing today. I have written the title and my name. That's loads.
Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY if it was an English O-level you'd get marks for name and title, so well done you
Charliecondou: RT @Wendy_Wason: My daughter has just made me really proud: "That eclair looks really lonely. I think I might have to eat it".
A warm welcome to my new blog follower David W. Ross whose new movie “I Do” is currently in production:
Confidential_CC: @david_w_ross jees you've done alright for a straight boy in a gay world xx
david_w_ross: @Confidential_CC haha
ALLEGEDLY - A BIO
david_w_ross: @Confidential_CC haha
ALLEGEDLY - A BIO
streetworker01: Watched Frenzy tonight to avoid the footie. Surely Hitchcock's most underrated thriller?
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 it is a brill movie and north by northwest is bill too if ya get the chance to find it x
streetworker01: @Confidential_CC I have North By Northwest on Blu Ray and on my iPad. I co-wrote a biography of Cary Grant in '02.
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 so preaching to the converted. I have it on a couple of diff formats 2. R U a major Cary fan or just a book writing interest
streetworker01: @Confidential_CC Big, big fan of Cary. He was a big mate of my friend's Dad - Eric Morecambe.
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 name dropper lol...my cousins in UK were best friends with Bob Monkhouse does that count? I am a Cary fan I admired his suave persona...and have collected a variety of his early movies as well as more famous ones.
streetworker01: @Confidential_CC Wasn't name-dropping as such. Eric's son, Gary, was my co-writer on the book.
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 Just found it still selling on Amazon http://www.amazon.co.uk/Cary-Grant-Alone-Gary-Morecambe/dp/1861054661
70sStreetFan: @streetworker01 @Confidential_CC I particularly love the "screwball” comedies he did in the 30s and 40s.
streetworker01: @70sStreetFan @confidential_cc Bringing Up Baby is superb!
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 @70sStreetFan The one my kids grew up on was Father Goose...both my son & daughter now as 30 year olds have copies of it x
70sStreetFan: @streetworker01 @confidential_cc I also love The Philadelphia Story, The Awful Truth, His Girl Friday, My Favourite Wife, Arsenic and Old Lace.
Confidential_CC: @70sStreetFan @streetworker01 Friday with Rosalind Russell I particularly enjoy...x
70sStreetFan: @Confidential_CC @streetworker01 I love Ros Russell. Particularly like his pairings with Katharine Hepburn-even curio "Sylvia Scarlet"
streetworker01: @70sStreetFan @confidential_cc Grant himself hated Arsenic And Old Lace, funnily enough. Mae West saying she discovered him irked him too. I also love Charade. Best Hitchcock film not made by Hitchcock.
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 @70sStreetFan After all the things we agree on can I say the movie that I didn't like of his was House Boat...ur thoughts?.
70sStreetFan: @Confidential_CC @streetworker01 It's years since I've seen it,but I liked it back then.
Confidential_CC: @70sStreetFan @streetworker01 Nah 4 me it just seemed too contrived...used as a vehicle for both Cary & Sophia...lacked chemistry IMHO
streetworker01: @Confidential_CC @70sstreetfan Hmmmm, rumour has it that the last thing Cary and Sophia lacked was chemistry (allegedly).
OLD LACE and codswallop
boydhilton: Barcelona are so awesomely amazingly brilliant that any team who has ever actually beaten them should automatically attain mythic status
fentonstevens: @boydhilton you wouldn't happen to be an Arsenal fan, would you?
boydhilton: @fentonstevens ha, perhaps...
Confidential_CC: @fentonstevens @boydhilton Have you seen the movie "Arsenal And Old Lace?"
fenton-stevens: @Confidential_CC you're thinking of Arselick and old spice, aren't you? X
Confidential_CC: @fentonstevens No, but I am now....
Xpletiv1975: Just catching up, what's occurring??
Confidential_CC: @Xpletiv1975 Charlene and Bruce got married then Bill and Arthur had a tryst just after the divorce from his ex who he married twice OK?
Xpletiv1975: @Confidential_CC succinct & to the point. Kudos to you.
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