CHARLIE CONDOU - No.1160

BABY LOVE 

SamBaileyREAL: Had a great scan @miracleprogress today! Thanks girls :-) pic.twitter.com/lHqbG7XC5J

Charliecondou: @SamBaileyREAL that's amazing!

AKT DONATIONS 

Charliecondou: RT @AlbertKennedyTr: AKT needs your help more than ever - last year we provided 8,000 nights off the streets. You can donate online http://www.akt.org.uk

GAY SKIES

lukelewis: Why does this keep happening @BuzzFeedUK: “Majestic sky penis” spotted in skies above Britain http://www.buzzfeed.com/markdistefano/majestic-sky-penis … pic.twitter.com/auEL26rYLG

Charliecondou: @lukelewis @BuzzFeedUK according to UKIP the gays are responsible for the weather. Therefore this would make total sense

OLDER MEN

Charliecondou: A question for men older than me: Do eyebrows just continue to grow longer, or do they stop at just under a yard? (See also ear hair)

Leemountjoy: @Charliecondou get to @BrazilianWaxCo I just left!

Charliecondou: @Leemountjoy @BrazilianWaxCo on my face???

semadivad: @Charliecondou I think it's a strong look, babe. http://t.co/Se4l1oXyMm

Charliecondou: @semadivad you look lovely

semadivad: @Charliecondou I've just corn-rowed them. Ya know, just to be a little more 'street'. Innit.

ScottNealUK: @Charliecondou I was actually thinking of eyebrow cornrows , a look????

Charliecondou: @ScottNealUK if anyone can pull it off babes....

semadivad: @Charliecondou @ScottNealUK Haha!

Charliecondou: @semadivad @ScottNealUK you two should talk

Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Charles Condou in The Bernard Ingham Story (2030) http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02791/ingham_2791918b.jpg

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.1159

BEST DAY

Charliecondou: I just bought one of those big M&S chocolate fudge cakes, reduced to 80p. This is the best day EVER

HAHAHA

Charliecondou: Hahaha #NathanBarley

rush rush

Charliecondou: @debbie_rush I miss you Debbie Rush xxx

debbie_rush: “@Charliecondou: @debbie_rush I miss you Debbie Rush xxx” I miss you :-((((( xxxx

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.1158

SOON

Usztan: @Charliecondou Really lovely to see you! See you soon hopefully.

Charliecondou: @Usztan you too xxx

FUNNY ABOUT THAT

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou you have plenty of time on your hands, you'll like this https://vimeo.com/101517776

Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv I haven't watched that video yet because I haven't had 7 minutes spare. But I will. Even though I don't want to

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou you've changed

Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv I hear you met my mate @TheJimMurray He thought you were a twat too

TheJimMurray: RT @Charliecondou: @whitenosugartv I hear you met my mate @TheJimMurray He thought you were a twat too

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou @TheJimMurray #thatsshowbiz

Charliecondou: This really made me laugh (right at the end) http://vimeo.com/101517776 shot by @whitenosugartv

whitenosugartv: @Charliecondou I thought you'd like the end

PLAY

Charliecondou: If you get a chance, go see @CarlosFuentesUK at the Arcola. Incredible play with a storming central performance by @Actornabil. A must see!

A SMALL DIVERSION

Charliecondou: Caffeine diversion

ConfusedEgg: @Charliecondou bet if it had said 'faggot' that sign would have been right outside your house?

Charliecondou: “@ConfusedEgg:  bet if it said 'faggot' that sign would have been outside your house?”if you're going to be abusive at least TRY to be funny

OUCH

ProfLisaJardine: OMG! Poor you! How dreadful! RT @Philippa_Perry: @ProfLisaJardine more of a pity party x @Alan_Measles pic.twitter.com/0JNQaeM4ym

Charliecondou: @ProfLisaJardine @Philippa_Perry @Alan_Measles ouch! (And hello lisa! Xxx)

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou yes Charlie, it's dire [martyr face]

SAME PERSON

justjameshall: @whatalexthinks and @Charliecondou are basically the same person.

Charliecondou: “@justjameshall: @whatalexthinks and @Charliecondou are basically the same person. http://t.co/eOaVR2GqoN” uncanny!

whatalexthinks: @Charliecondou @justjameshall ha, incredible. I'm gonna get printing some "Manchester's finest Charlie Condou impersonator" cards.

Charliecondou: @whatalexthinks @justjameshall I'd hire you

SU POLLARD

Charliecondou: Su Pollard lives near me and we had a chat this morn. My 5 yr old daughter has now said she "wants to wear what Su wears"

KeeverFiona: @Charliecondou Dull and conservative then!

SECRET STACHE

Charliecondou: RT @rainbow_brite13: Seriously, folks. Let's think about this. Why would @DayaDiazOITNB NOT want to choose #Pornstache?

Charliecondou: @thedanieb Afternoon.Rumour has it you sing the stunning version of "Beautiful" on the #OITNB soundtrack.Is that true and can I download it?

RANGE

KlassMyleene: Wow! Lota love for the new range! Flower power! #bikiniempire @littlewoods http://www.littlewoods.com/myleene-klass-underwire-bandeau-top/1409534938.prd … pic.twitter.com/iQ6zymBgKh

Charliecondou: @KlassMyleene @littlewoods I'd wear one

RADIO THIS WEEK

WITH THE TRANMERE SET

BeverlyMacca1: Some gr8 guests lined up for Midweek Macca on @WirralRadio with @johnandneil including Ruth Langsford, Eamonn Holmes, Charlie Condou n more

WirralRadio921: RT @BeverlyMacca1: Some gr8 guests lined up for Midweek Macca on @WirralRadio with @johnandneil including Ruth Langsford, Eamonn Holmes, Charlie Condou n more

CHARLIE & CHRIS 2011