CHARLIE CONDOU - No.1112

SHIRTY

Lisamallon72: @Charliecondou what make t shirt are you wearing in tonight's episode of corrie. It's a light blur polo t shirt. X

Charliecondou: @Lisamallon72 not sure, possibly river island

Lisamallon72: @Charliecondou aw thanks for reply. You look v nice in it x

Charliecondou: @Lisamallon72 ta x

SEE IT BEFORE IT DISAPPEARS

Charliecondou: RT @andynyman: If you haven't seen @GhostStoriesUK yet, you only have 9 weeks left to do so. It currently ends on Aug 16th. http://t.co/xD2http://www.ghoststoriestheshow.co.uk

USA HERE WE COME

Charliecondou: Im going to Vegas tomorrow! Who's coming???

ewenmacintosh: @Charliecondou On Old Compton Street?

Charliecondou: @ewenmacintosh Well, OBVIOUSLY

Stecrawford74: @Charliecondou we are in Vegas from the 16th

Charliecondou: @Stecrawford74 we go to Miami on the 16th

Stecrawford74: @Charliecondou shame we are there all week then the west coast an San fransisico for pride on 27th till 30th.. #enjoyyourtrip

jennarusselluk: @Charliecondou go on then.....

TracyAnnO: @jennarusselluk @Charliecondou I'm in.

jennarusselluk: @TracyAnnO @Charliecondou it's looking like it's going to be fun...

TracyAnnO: @jennarusselluk @Charliecondou what time are we leaving?

Charliecondou: @TracyAnnO @jennarusselluk @emmagafielding where the fuck are you all? I can't hold this flight much longer!

jennarusselluk: @Charliecondou @TracyAnnO @emmagafielding @eggsbened Argh! I overslept........bring me back Celine Dion.

ALL THREE PLEASE

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne I love the way you write Lauren. Your piece on Summer was just ace!

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou Oh, thanks! Xx

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne (and isn't it pronounced "callipo" like "callipers"?)

mfhorne: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne Callipwor... I imagine...

Charliecondou: @mfhorne @laurenlaverne that made me lol

mfhorne: @Charliecondou miss ya buddy XX

laurenlaverne: @mfhorne @Charliecondou That's pretty much it.  "Wardrobe" is another favourite.

mfhorne: @laurenlaverne @Charliecondou errr... Woordroorb?

Charliecondou: @mfhorne I'm free now! Going away tomorrow but coffee/dinner/sex when I get back??

mfhorne: @Charliecondou all three pls x

laurenlaverne: @mfhorne @Charliecondou I can see how you got into that RADA.

mfhorne: @laurenlaverne @Charliecondou Listen Lauren, I didn't get where I am today without being able to idly write down faux-phonetics

CHIC CHEER

FloPerry: I've done that thing when you're like. Just a BIT more bronzer, just some SUBTLE eye shadow. Then before you know it you're porn star chic.

Charliecondou: @FloPerry story of my life!

DREADFUL

MarcAlmond: I'll,stick with it a while longer and the cast is great but sometimes 'dark' is just not enough.I'll update in a few eps.#PennyDreadful

Charliecondou: @MarcAlmond I totally agree but my fella is obsessed so I have to keep watching

MarcAlmond: @Charliecondou the things you have to do for love Charlie X

SOURS

Beverleycallard: @emmagleave have you tasted amaretto sour? Oh we need a night on it! X

Charliecondou: @Beverleycallard @emmagleave LOVE amaretto sours! Im coming!!

Charliecondou: @Beverleycallard @emmagleave (I mean Im coming with you, not the other thing. I dont love them THAT much!)

Beverleycallard: @Charliecondou you are so welcome!   X

emmagleave: RT @Charliecondou: @Beverleycallard @emmagleave (I mean Im coming with you, not the other thing. I dont love them THAT much!)

LIKEWISE

Adam_Pettigrew: @Charliecondou thanks for the follow

Charliecondou: @Adam_Pettigrew ditto x

BOOK

CAITLIN

Charliecondou: Amazingly overexcited about what just arrived!! Thanks @caitlinmoran

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou SCREAM! I think I changed the description of the character based on you enough for you not to realise it's you.

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran The man with the uselessly large penis right? I had NO IDEA!

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou hahah you've read that chapter? THERE IS LITERALLY A CHAPTER ABOUT A MAN WITH A GIGANTIC PENIS

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran No, I just read the sleeve blurb. Do I actually have to read the book??

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou Darling I haven't.

MattBarbet: @Charliecondou gratuitous crotch shot

Charliecondou: @MattBarbet any excuse

Sparkle__Monkey: @Charliecondou @caitlinmoran I can tell from the photo, ahem x

Charliecondou: @Sparkle__Monkey @caitlinmoran Ive had a few comments about that. It's not actually my willy Im afraid, just a fortunate fabric fold

grahame2708: @caitlinmoran @Charliecondou ..when do real people get to read it? :)

Charliecondou: @grahame2708 @caitlinmoran Never Im afraid. She wrote it just for me

OK MAGAZINE SPREADS

metamesaloud: @BrunoLangley @Charliecondou

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou PS I LOVED the piece in OK! essentially being ALL about how your giant cock was leaving Corrie. Well done.

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran That was down to @ryanjamesthomas , he's obsessed with me

metamesaloud: Love this of @debbie_rush and @Charliecondou :)

COUPLES

shelleysilas: .@The_Kooples do you have ANY Kooples photos of women & women, men & men? Or just heterosexual couples?

Charliecondou: @shelleysilas  They've featured same sex couples before x

shelleysilas: @Charliecondou have they?  I've never seem them but that is good to know.  Thank you my man on the streets. x

Charliecondou: @shelleysilas  Google is your friend.xx

shelleysilas: @Charliecondou it is, but I still can't find any pics...

Charliecondou: @shelleysilas type "Kooples gay couple " into images

shelleysilas: @Charliecondou Ah...ok, but I've never seen any, ever (which I know doesn't mean they don't exist!).  Thanks my man on the street. x

ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK - ACTIVITY PAGE FOR FANS

Charliecondou: Thank GOD! @realleadelaria I got Boo! Which "Orange Is The New Black" Inmate Are You? http://www.buzzfeed.com/adamdavis/which-orange-is-the-new-black-inmate-are-you via @amdhit @BuzzFeed

realleadelaria: @Charliecondou @amdhit @BuzzFeed @samirawiley I got Poussey.

Charliecondou: RT @realleadelaria: @Charliecondou @amdhit @BuzzFeed @samirawiley I got Poussey.

Charliecondou: @realleadelaria @amdhit @BuzzFeed @samirawiley I believe it's pronounced Pou SAAAAY

realleadelaria: @Charliecondou @amdhit @BuzzFeed @samirawiley or pounanny

Charliecondou: @realleadelaria @amdhit @BuzzFeed @samirawiley Ha!

ClareMariscal: @Charliecondou Gaghhh! I got Soso. I knew I'd get Soso.

Charliecondou: @ClareMariscal That is just brilliant

HE LOVES YOU 

YEAH YEAH YEAH

MarkCharnock_: Re watching Nathan Barley. @Charliecondou takes poisonous irony to a new level. Heroic sarcasm. Magnificent. #jonattonyeah ?

Charliecondou: @MarkCharnock_ Why bless you x

MarkCharnock_: @Charliecondou Ha! It’s a fantastic performance. The eyebrow control alone is worth the DVD price! Forgotten how much I liked this show. X

Charliecondou: @MarkCharnock_ Im always surprised at how many people still watch it.

CATS

NickMakoha: Video: @Charliecondou reads ‘Cats Ahoy’ by Peter Bently for Fathers’ Story Week and Fathers Reading Every... http://tmblr.co/ZGgBby1IOkdXd

Charliecondou: RT @NickMakoha: Video: @Charliecondou reads ‘Cats Ahoy’ by Peter Bently for Fathers’ Story Week and Fathers Reading Every... http://tmblr.co/ZGgBby1IOkdXd

MORE CATS

Charliecondou: RT @ElizabethTan8: Sometimes there is a perfect moment http://t.co/7GcC3oK6R6

KATE

Charliecondou: @KombaKate oi oi!

lloydjamie: Off to stage a civil war with the best fight director ever, Kombat Kate Waters, who still has a missing 't' in her twitter name. @KombaKate

eggsbened: @lloydjamie @KombaKate Agreed. Her work on Hotel is superb.

lloydjamie: @eggsbened @KombaKate She is by far the best.

Charliecondou: @lloydjamie @eggsbened @KombaKate she and Ann Yee; the perfect combo

WILD

Charliecondou: RT @JonnyGeller: As it would have been the great Maurice Sendak's birthday, forgive my tweeting again his fantastic response to a fan

THOUGHTFUL

Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou thoughtful