CHARLIE CONDOU - No.1082

NO COPIES

leo_richardson: There were NO copies of #ShotThroughTheHeart in Waterstones today @MattCainWriter They had run out. Probably a good sign! x

Charliecondou: @leo_richardson @MattCainWriter I bought them all

MINIONS

Wendy_Wason: I really want my own minion. #DespicableMe

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason I assumed that's what Riley was for

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou I want one that does what I say.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason ah

GONE BY THEN

salihughes: It would appear that McBusted are staying at my hotel in Manchester. pic.twitter.com/it0cgM89y6

Charliecondou: @salihughes how long are you up for?

salihughes: @Charliecondou Been here since Friday. Now on way home but back on the 4th. X

Charliecondou: @salihughes alas , I'll have gone by then

NEWSPAPER DON'T TELL NEWS - THEY CREATE IT!

marcuschown: If you're not careful, newspapers will have you hating people being oppressed and loving people oppressing - Malcolm X

Charliecondou: RT @marcuschown: If you're not careful, newspapers will have you hating people being oppressed and loving people oppressing - Malcolm X pic.twitter.com/MeKrRiBRV5

#FARAGE

SkyBreakinNews: Stewart Lee on #UKIP. It annoys the hell out of #farage so please retweet it as much as possible @Nigel_Farage

Charliecondou: RT @SkyBreakinNews: Stewart Lee on #UKIP. It annoys the hell out of #farage so please retweet it as much as possible http://t.co/9mxpayyqrs @Nigel_Farage

SirThomasWynne: @Charliecondou Is it me or does he look like HITLER? #FARAGE

Charliecondou: I scored 11 out of 13 in UKIP or Fascist? What will you? http://www.remarkably.com/ukip-fascist/ via @Remarkablyhq


benjamincohen: RT @Charliecondou: I scored 11 out of 13 in UKIP or Fascist? What will you? http://www.remarkably.com/ukip-fascist/ via @Remarkablyhq

MORNING DAD

Charliecondou: I've just been woken up by my kids literally jumping on my head. I'm going to do the same to them tomorrow, see how they like it

JCautomatic: @Charliecondou Scatter some Lego next to their bed to stand on while you're at.

alexwinterstv: @JCautomatic @Charliecondou and then wee on their bed whilst you're jumping on it without your nappy on.

JCautomatic: @alexwinterstv @Charliecondou ...then bleed their bank accounts dry.

amazingexpress: @Charliecondou try this... But maybe you'll have to save this until they're older? pic.twitter.com/3hqXSEcSr4

Coronation Street Spoilers:

Tyrone punches Todd

There’s a full week of drama ahead on Coronation Street which begins with the episodes that air on Monday 12th May in which a fed up Maria (Samia Ghadie) tells Steph’s brother Luke that she’s sick of seeing Marcus (Charlie Condou) and Todd wherever she goes…

Luke tells Maria she should stop giving them – and Todd especially – the pleasure of knowing that she’s wounded by their romance, but Maria replies that she can’t ignore them, and believes they’re laughing at her behind her back.

So when Maria and Todd (Bruno Langley) arrive at the bar simultaneously, barman Sean (Antony Cotton) innocently asks, “Who’s first?”

That kicks off yet more sniping between Maria and Todd, which is interrupted when, having heard Todd call Maria an “old crimper,” Tyrone (Alan Halsall) wades in and thumps Todd, warning him never to speak to Maria like that again!

Fiz (Jennie McAlpine) is unimpressed, but it seems Maria rather liked Tyrone defending her honour. 

Click HERE to see preview video of episode