Monday, December 23, 2013

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.943

JASON GRIMSHAW
IncrediblyRich: Jason Grimshaw totally does it for me. #corrie
gracedent: @IncrediblyRich everyone has banged him at some point.
Charliecondou: @gracedent @IncrediblyRich I certainly have
gracedent: @Charliecondou @IncrediblyRich It's the first scene all new actors are given. TRUE FACT.
Charliecondou: @gracedent @IncrediblyRich oh. I assumed you meant off screen. @ryanjamesthomas welcomes us all in his own special way

gracedent: @Charliecondou @IncrediblyRich @ryanjamesthomas *FRANTICALLY CHECKS VIRGIN TRAINS*

A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN
Charliecondou: It's like The Human League in negative 
Confidential_CC: @Charliecondou IT'S UNCANNY!

XMAS ENTENDRE
ProfLisaJardine: Wow! Impressed! RT @Philippa_Perry: There's not a surface on this kitchen not covered in chocolate and icing sugar. pic.twitter.com/mXCTqEkXM6
Philippa_Perry: @ProfLisaJardine I'm hoping the cleanup operation is covered by insurance. #chocolatelog
Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry @ProfLisaJardine I do love a good Christmas log
Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou how's your cold?
Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry snotty. I'm ODing on lemsip

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou whoa! Don't OD your kidneys won't like it.

U.G.H.
caitlinmoran: UGH RT @shattenstone: surely the bnp can be charged with inciting racial hatred over its tres subtle xmas card http://ind.pn/1dyrNwc 
Charliecondou: RT @caitlinmoran: UGH RT @shattenstone: surely the bnp can be charged with inciting racial hatred over its tres subtle xmas card http://ind.pn/1dyrNwc 

MR. EAST'S HAIR GOES WEST
mrjamieeast: In other news, had all my hair cut off today
Charliecondou: @mrjamieeast thank god

LIVE STREAMING FROM CHARLIE'S BED
(HIS NOSE IS STREAMING)
Charliecondou: I'm in bed with a lemsip waiting for the lovely people at @gaydio to give me a bell
BillieMyers: @Charliecondou @gaydio Oooh what kind of bell? A cowbell? doorbell?
Charliecondou: @BillieMyers @gaydio mini babybell I'm guessing. Christmas is all about the baby cheeses
_AdamDP: @Charliecondou @gaydio what?! You're gay?! I thought you were in love with Maria?
strictlylondon: @_AdamDP @Charliecondou @gaydio lol he's gonna end up shagging Todd #drama
_AdamDP: @strictlylondon @Charliecondou @gaydio why can't we use the term 'make love' lol
strictlylondon: @_AdamDP @Charliecondou @gaydio or "enter" lol
Charliecondou: @strictlylondon @_AdamDP @gaydio poor Todd
BillieMyers
BillieMyers: Damn how did I forget babybels! @Charliecondou
PatrickStrud
PatrickStrud: @Charliecondou get well soon snotty :)
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @PatrickStrud I'm so blocked up, I sound like a parody
Philippa_Perry
Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou You're Poorly?! Terrible :(
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry typical isn't it? I got sick the day after I finished work. I'm feeling very sorry for myself.
Philippa_Perry
Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou it's like teachers, they're always ill at half term and 1st day of hols. We collapse and so does our immune system.
gaydio
gaydio: @Charliecondou Nice picture :) With you at 0832ish.

micheldorada: @Charliecondou get well soon chuck xx

Charliecondou: @micheldorada cheers dear x

CELEBRITY SANTA GAME
(Who's The Festive Celebrity)

Want to organise a fun Christmas game for your friends to play? All you have to do is visit the Celebrity Santa quiz site, click and save the quiz sheets, print enough copies for your guests and let the fun begin!

Here's an example - click to enlarge:
On the sheet above Charlie Condou is No.14.
NB. All answers are included on the internet page next to each sheet, so there should be no fighting when it comes to scoring.

The complete set of celebrity sheets is HERE

FROM SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW
- WITH TOM IN OZ -

SOCHI - THE GAY GAMES - WHO KNEW?
ChasCondouFans:How to put Putin in his place at Sochi Games http://www.scmp.com/sport/other-sport/article/1387708/how-put-putin-his-place-sochi-games
ChasCondouFans: Olympics-U.S. Delegate Boitano Comes Out As Gay Ahead Of Sochi http://www.voanews.com/content/olympcis-us-delegate-boitano-comes-out-as-gay-ahead-of-soichi/1814110.html
ChasCondouFans: GO BILLY JEAN  http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1893014-president-obama-chooses-gay-athletes-to-represent-sochi-olympics-delegation
ChasCondouFans:  #SochiGames It's just like that Tom Selleck/Kevin Kline movie "In & Out"

CLEVER TWITTER FRIENDS
soxysmurfy: FANTASTIC ;-)
billmckibben: Hottest year on record for continent of Australia, 'smashing all records' http://m.smh.com.au/environment/climate-change/2013-australias-hottest-year-on-record-20131220-2zqpf.html
chiefbrody1984: Spoiler alert.

MORE STUFF
Confidential_CC: Keep smiling this festive season x

CHRISTMAS MIRACLES
Nndroid: Christmas miracle on Stoke Newington Church Street. 

Confidential_CC: The Christmas miracles keep on coming..... 


MarkMMerrett: @Confidential_CC lol  tommy love

TONY ABBOTT - THE COMEDY GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!
Tom_in_Oz_: Recent medical tests have identified Mr Abbott's brain. Unfortunately no heart has been located.
Tom_in_Oz_: ..and speaking of Mr Abbott
ChasCondouFans: Xmas present from Tony & the gang. 
ByronStol: @ChasCondouFans nearly choked when I saw that lol :)
ChasCondouFans: @ByronStol would send ambulance but due to cuts......
randlight: @ChasCondouFans OMG look at the hands about to grab everything!!!!!

TONY ABBOTT QUIZ
Tom_in_Oz_: Question: Just how many election promises has Tony Abbott broken? 
A1) all 
A2) most 
A3) every one 
A4) all the above
randlight: @Tom_in_Oz_ Hard question but think possibly A2 - anything they promised their mates they have honoured ....but for rest of us ....
stevegeorganas: @Tom_in_Oz_  & Adelaide airport curfew allowing flights in during curfew. Said one thing b4 election did complete opposite after
ozzz12342: @Tom_in_Oz_  a4
terra155: @Tom_in_Oz_ all if the above plus those it has yet to break
ShaughanA: @Tom_in_Oz_  A5) Never makes a promise he intends to keep!

prlloyd63: @Tom_in_Oz_ A5) Enough already to warrant the calling of a double dissolution election now

randlight: @prlloyd63 @Tom_in_Oz_ But #PMAbbott would run a mile from a DD as she knows what would happen

nanoview: @Tom_in_Oz_ That takes care of business! Do one for Charisma, Leadership Qualities and respect for those who elected him to the Position!

Tom_in_Oz_: @nanoview I did a quiz on Tony Abbott's charisma but sadly it went into a black hole and was never seen again!

 I NO WOT UR GITIN 4 XMAS
TeamXander: @Confidential_CC See also: "I helped my uncle, Jack, off the horse" as opposed to "I helped my uncle jack off the horse".

JUSTINE TIME FOR XMAS
Tom_in_Oz_: #Sacco-religious
dragonlady9947: @Tom_in_Oz_ She was fired
Tom_in_Oz_: @dragonlady9947 out of a canon one hopes x
dragonlady9947: @Tom_in_Oz_ that too
NoNoNannette30: @ChasCondouFans I love your pic of the rainbow! I hope she was fired. Can you imagine when she landed, and checked for comments?!?!?
ChasCondouFans: @NoNoNannette30 must have been a reality check....maybe it will set her up for a more responsible life

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