CHARLIE CONDOU - No.636

I HATE PEOPLE

Charliecondou: RT @davidschneider: I hate people who use dodgy tactics to boost their Twitter traffic. RT if you agree, favourite if you don't.

GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

TracyAnnO: I'm very late to the party but I love Lena Dunham #Girls.

Charliecondou: @TracyAnnO I'm OBSESSED with that show!!

_DanielRyan: @Charliecondou @TracyAnnO I'm more obsessed, in fact 'mobsessed'.
Girls obsessed. 'Gobsessed' !

PRETTY IN PINK

OfficialPLT: Who's going to be our 7000th follower?

Charliecondou: @OfficialPLT was it me??? @UmarBooHoo

UmarBooHoo: @Charliecondou @OfficialPLT haha i think so!!! Should we send you a dress?

Charliecondou: @UmarBooHoo @OfficialPLT well with summer coming up I'd rather a bikini. Thanks

UmarBooHoo: @Charliecondou @OfficialPLT haha done! Pink?

Charliecondou: @UmarBooHoo @OfficialPLT of course

UmarBooHoo: @Charliecondou @OfficialPLT done :)

Charliecondou: @UmarBooHoo @OfficialPLT I'm going to look fitter than @BrookeLVincent and @michkeegan !!!

FACE OFF

rjbs: I would like to be able to produce the same facial expressions as Jonatton Yeah?.

Charliecondou: @rjbs my one year old son can do those faces. It must be genetic

STILL LEARNING HOW TO BE A WOMAN

Charliecondou: I'm re-reading @caitlinmoran's "How to be a woman". There's a bit on page 63 which is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou hahah which bit's that? (and thankyou. That's so lovely xxxx)

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou Actually I hope you bought a new copy for your second reading.

fiatpanda: @caitlinmoran @Charliecondou WHAT ARE WE GOING TO CALL HER VAGINA? Honestly, I live my life by that book* *may not be 100% true.

Charliecondou: @fiatpanda @caitlinmoran yes! That bit!!! It makes me piss every time

caitlinmoran: @fiatpanda @Charliecondou "Her NAME is DORA". I have to say, that still makes me laugh, too.

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran @fiatpanda (erm, her names actually Lizzie. Wow Caitlin, your own daughter!!)

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou *firmly* My daughter is Dora the Explorer, Charlie.

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran whatever Caitlin. YOU don't know your own daughters name. *burns book*

fiatpanda: @Charliecondou *shocked face*

MA AND PA CONDOU

fleetstreetfox: @Charliecondou I just met your mum and dad!

Charliecondou: @fleetstreetfox oh god

fleetstreetfox: @Charliecondou they were LOVELY and I didn't steal ANYTHING.

DOMESTOS GODDESS

Charliecondou: @ParisLees I believe we're having dinner together on Friday!

ParisLees: @Charliecondou What perfume shall I wear for you?

Charliecondou: @ParisLees Domestos

HERE'S MISS SOGNY WEARING A LOVELY BLUE NUMBER

Charliecondou: Everyone's up in arms about misogyny at the Oscars yet dont bat an eye at the constant "10 worst dressed women" articles that appear weekly

shirleyannemcm: @Charliecondou We do. Nobody listens (and some of us have given up, because you can can get tired of hearing 'Get a Sense of Humour'. Q exhausting)

Charliecondou: @shirleyannemcm I hear you

tracey_thorn: @Charliecondou Well, I bat an eye at things like that - I don't buy mags or tabloids cos I can't really bear it

Charliecondou: @tracey_thorn it astounds me that anyone buys them

HERE'S JOHNNY!

Charliecondou: This is Jack Nicholson meeting Jennifer Lawrence at the Oscars.

carlhopgood: @Charliecondou lol we've been in that situation #creepyoldmen

ChasCondouFans: Did the creepy old man have a white frock, pointy hat & crook? @carlhopgood @Charliecondou

DANCING ON THE EDGE

phoebefoliver: @Charliecondou there's a lot of breathing in dancing on the edge #chiwetel why you look so edgy for

Charliecondou: @phoebefoliver hahahaha best name EVER !

SAMIA IS ICE ICE BABY

SOAP beauty Samia Ghadie is still smiling – despite missing out on being crowned Queen of Dancing On Ice.

The actress, who plays Corrie hairdresser Maria Connor, may be the latest celeb to get voted off the ITV competition, but she is a winner in love. Taking part in DOI has seen her glide straight into the arms of professional skater Sylvain Longchambon. After Samia lost the skate-off to boxer Luke Campbell, she and Sylvain returned to their north London hotel beaming with happiness. She was thrilled that her Corrie co-stars had turned out in force to cheer her on. Spotted rooting for Samia in the audience were Alison King, Charlie Condou and Jennie McAlpine.

Gingerdude666: @Charliecondou lovely to meet you Sunday and sorry I turned into Frank Spencer when asking for a photo ;)

Gingerdude666: @Charliecondou the premature pic that went off. Hee Hee x 

HACKERS HAVE HIT

ChasCondouBlog: @Dylandesouza Hi Dylan, I had to create a new Twitter b/c old one got hacked and it's not sorted yet. Twitter subsidiary Zendesk was hacked.

Dylandesouza: @ChasCondouBlog oh right I was confused why we had "unfollowed" each other!!

ChasCondouBlog: @Dylandesouza Twitter needs a bomb under it. Last week the blue tick branch was hacked by Indonesians who gave out blue ticks to non celebs. Damn! Just got a message from Twitter saying this new account @ChasCondouBlog is suspended because it "followed too many people too quickly!"

MarkMMerrett: @Confidential_CC @charliecondou Twitter has strange rules but glad ur all OK. Hope they sort out all the hacking and Twitter mess quickly.

Confidential_CC: @MarkMMerrett mee too! Now off to have birthday brekky at Raymond Terrace River Cafe x #special @Charliecondou blog will have to wait x

MarkMMerrett: @Confidential_CC @charliecondou laters tommy have a fun day, hugs to both of ya

RETURNED TO MY FORMER GLORY

ChasCondouBlog: Hahaha in time for my birthday I've been unsuspended by Twitter and also my original account @ChasCondouFans has been "secured" after being hacked!

ShaunDellenty: @ChasCondouBlog Welcome back!

ChasCondouBlog: @ShaunDellenty stoooopid Twitter is all I can say! By now the details from my previous site have been distributed amongst hackers everywhere!

ShaunDellenty: @ChasCondouBlog not good :(

5 ACCOUNTS

When I started this blog I had only 1 twitter name, now I have 5. This is because Twitter have allowed me to be hacked numerous times and while my accounts were suspended I opened new accounts. But, instead of discarding the old accounts when they became secure, I have kept them going. My twitter names now consist of::

@SirThomasWynne

@Confidential_CC

@ChasCondouFans

@ChasCondouBlog

@SirThomasWynn

So dear blog follower when you read the correspondence below keep in mind that people are talking to just the one person (mostly) x

I STILL HAVE A LONG WAIT, 
TO BE A DIRTY OLD MAN!

SirThomasWynne: In about 3 hours I turn 55 - I have "officially" reached middle age...Bugger, thought I could be a "dirty old man" but that's not until 65!

ButNt2Nite: @Confidential_CC Have a happy birthday and great yr. thanks for sharing the news on Charlie.

Janhatesmarmite: @Confidential_CC Happy birthday lovely, I'm catching up with you but at least I can say I will never be a "dirty old man" :) xxx

joooos1: @SirThomasWynne Happy Birthday Tom! xx

FoxyLorri64: @SirThomasWynne   Tom, I didn't know it was your Birthday!!!! Wishing you a truly magical Birthday...best wishes and much love xxxx

FoxyLorri64: @Confidential_CC The same day as George Harrison's Birthday too! Loads of Birthday Love and hugs xxxxx

angloirishgal: @SirThomasWynne Many happy returns of the day Tom. Have a wonderful birthday!xxx

imjustanerd: @SirThomasWynne Happy Birthday, Tom!

purplybunny: @SirThomasWynne happy birthday! :) & lol

lb345: @SirThomasWynn Happy Birthday ! have a great day x :)

julieed14587192: @SirThomasWynn Happy Birthday to you .have a great day

MarcDanielSamps: @Confidential_CC Happy birthday old man. From me Daniel Craig!!! (See pic). And Marc from London of course....;) 

tnvol19: @confidential_cc Happy Birthday, Tommy! May there be many, many more! Mwah & big hugs, love!

MarkMMerrett: @Confidential_CC happy bday tommy mwah

BernieClugston: @Confidential_CC Happy birthday Tom xx


SirThomasWynne Confidential_CC ChasCondouFans ChasCondouBlog SirThomasWynn:
Thank you all for my birthday wishes - you know who you are xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx x

TOM'S BIG FIG LEAF

SirThomasWynne: So for my birthday I asked for something simple maybe with some gold leaf . . . And that's what I got from my wife.

Mavro_Arni: @SirThomasWynne Well, now that that's off your plate. :-)

julieed14587192: @SirThomasWynn That is lovely is it a fig leaf.

SirThomasWynn: @julieed14587192 yes Julie, it's about 10 inches long so just the right size *wink*

*Note: Decorative plate above is a rare piece of white Carlton Ware with hand painted gold veins.

TOM TALKS DIRTY 

TO THE BAD BOYS INC.

simongreening: @matthewjpateman - trying to find the energy to drag myself to the gym too! Just revisiting the BBI album...

Confidential_CC: @simongreening @matthewjpateman did he say he was in drag at a gym - I'm sure I read that right x

matthewjpateman: “@Confidential_CC: @simongreening @matthewjpateman Slingbacks on treadmill?

Confidential_CC: @matthewjpateman @simongreening pumps more her style and by pumps I mean . . . . .

matthewjpateman: @Confidential_CC: @matthewjpateman @simongreening  LOL

Confidential_CC: @matthewjpateman @simongreening I feel vindicated when the GAYS get my sense of humour x

matthewjpateman: @Confidential_CC Get to bed you dirty stop out #BlowsGoodnightKiss x

HERE'S JOHNNY AGAIN!

Charliecondou: Even better version
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