Wednesday, August 29, 2012

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.450

MAN OF HIS DREAMS
Thomas
Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou never dreamt about you before but last night had a really sexual one about you. I fear I may blush whenever you're on screen.

Charliecondou: @Rx8Ol I hope I was good
Thomas
Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou stop I will blush I tell ya! But yes, very

Charliecondou: @Rx8Ol glad to hear it

PARALYTICS
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: I got over excited during the opening ceremony and threw wine into @DrSarahParish crotch. She didn't flinch. She's gone to bed now with a soggy gusset. Not for the first time on this holiday I hasten to add.
decath10n
decath10n: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish CHARLIE!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @decath10n I know, it's the heat getting to me
KirstieMAllsopp
KirstieMAllsopp: @Charliecondou @drsarahparish She'll kill you in the morning, really, really kill you!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @KirstieMAllsopp @drsarahparish She's even more drunk than me, she'll be too hungover
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Her husband @TheJimMurray has just woken up my son by singing The Chicken Song really loudly. I think possibly on purpose
brianfruity
brianfruity: @Charliecondou you mean you ain't had a soggy gusset on your holidays yet @shelleyanorphan
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @brianfruity @shelleyanorphan give it time...
scouserachel
scouserachel: is oscar p going to win everything?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @scouserachel he's already won my heart Rachel
bainser
bainser: @Charliecondou @scouserachel he’s won more than my heart
scouserachel
scouserachel: @Charliecondou we may have to judo over this, charlie.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @scouserachel I'm a lover not a fighter. Can we synchronise swim instead?
scouserachel
scouserachel: @Charliecondou TO THE AQUATIC CENTRE!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @scouserachel See you there beatch! And bring your verruca socks
scouserachel
scouserachel: @Charliecondou


THE HUNTERS – NOT!
ImVickieDunn
ImVickieDunn: @Charliecondou can I ask. We're u in a film called the hunters? Just watched and sure it was you!!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @ImVickieDunn erm, I don't think so

ACTOR
WANTED - URGENT!
Amy Hubbard
hubbardamy: URGENT! We want a 20y/o Paul McCartney, MUST BE A RINGER! Working 6th, 9th - 11th Sep. Email picture to martin@hubbardcasting.com. URGENT! 

Charliecondou: Hubbard casting are looking for a 20 year old Paul McCartney, must be a ringer! Filming 6th, 9th-11th sept. email martin@hubbardcasting.com

Charliecondou: @hubbardamy done x
Amy Hubbard
hubbardamy: @Charliecondou you de best!
alicearnold1
alicearnold1: @Charliecondou bugger..I didn't get the part then.

THE POWER OF WORDS
Martin Sterling
streetworker01: Sometimes I wonder why I didn’t go into the armed services as I intended after leaving school… 
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 it's a rhetorical question right?
Martin Sterling
‏streetworker01: @Confidential_CC My first choice of career was the RAF, actually. Still regret not doing it.
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 noooooo..... then Corrie wud be missing your input..... It's a hard job entertaining the masses.... X
Martin Sterling
streetworker01: @Confidential_CC Yeah, but I'm a typical writer - drifted into it 'cos I'm fit for nothing else!
Charlie Condou
Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 still think you made a better choice as you can affect more lives with words .... And it's more needed than ever nowadays x
Martin Sterling
streetworker01: @Confidential_CC Sure. And one shouldn't look back. Can't change the choices I made 30 years ago now. 

BARGAIN 
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Bag yourself an original sculpture by artist @stuartsandford http://t.co/XO5ANXOz

Above & below: Charlie Condou as Jonatton Yeah? in Nathan Barley.
Nathan Barley 
Series 2 Trailer

Jonatton Yeah? is the editor of Sugar Ape magazine:
    

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