CHARLIE CONDOU - No.452

TWITTER MOLLS

Charliecondou: RT @themusclemonkey: @Charliecondou Please RT! I'm running in the Soho Drag Race on 16/9 in aid of @AlbertKennedyTr - sponsorship needed ...

Charliecondou: RT @jodieharsh: Have you'll heard my kunty new mixtape yet? Download for free on http://t.co/7KruxfL9 - its your weekend soundtrack (I s ...

TWITTER TROLLS

Confidential_CC: Charlotte Dawson Australian TV personality in hospital after abuse by Twitter trolls http://www.itv.com/news/2012-08-30/tv-star-in-hospital-after-abuse-by-twitter-trolls/ …

JonnoDew: @Confidential_CC Absolute disgrace. This place gives a platform for societies worst to gain attention.Its a scary world

Confidential_CC: @JonnoDew yep just hope the kids coming up learn to cope with it all before too much damage is done to them . .

MR BLOGGY PT.1

jasonbianco: @Charliecondou which twitter account do you use? I now have 2 for you! Lol x

‏Charliecondou: @jasonbianco this one!

Confidential_CC: @jasonbianco my name is Tom I run the blog for @Charliecondou visit the blog all will become clear http://charlie-corrie-condou.blogspot.com

jasonbianco: @Charliecondou is the other one still you or ignore that one? Lol how are you? J

Charliecondou: @jasonbianco I've only ever had this one, the other one must be a fake, or the one run by the delightful @Tom_In_Oz_

jasonbianco: @Charliecondou ah ok, yea he said he runs your blog page for you! Did get a bit confusing haha. Cheers anyway :)

Tom_In_Oz_: @jasonbianco I run 4 names to promote @Charliecondou - they are @Confidential_CC @Tom_in_Oz_ @AWOLTom and @ChasCondouFans *waves from Oz*

HANDBAGS AT 20 PACES

brianfruity: “@shelleyanorphan: I hardly ever brag about my new followers, but this one has made my year http://t.co/V0zsj3mN ” @Charliecondou unfollow

shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou Handbags at dawn Fruity!

brianfruity: @shelleyanorphan @charliecondou My Quilted Chanel is armed and ready!!!

shelleyanorphan: @brianfruity @charliecondou Gaaaawd that made me cry laughing :-D I've only got a chamois Ethel Austin

Charliecondou: @brianfruity @shelleyanorphan devastated!

brianfruity: @Charliecondou @shelleyanorphan I am loyal to the core....... Lol

#FAIL

TupeleDorgu: @Charliecondou hey fondu! We never actually caught up did we? Or did we and I've totally forgotten? OMG! #memoryfail 

Charliecondou: @TupeleDorgu I know!! I'm away but back next week, I'll call ya x

MR BLOGGY PT.2

jasonbianco: @Confidential_CC haha hey I made the blogg! Haha 

Confidential_CC: @jasonbianco yes the @Charliecondou blog is known for its inclusiveness lol x 

jasonbianco: @Confidential_CC @charliecondou :) lol x

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.451

THE SKY OVER OZ 
AND 
THE SKY OVER GERMANY

Tom_In_Oz_: Today was 27c in Newcastle Oz the sky was big and blue the air was abuzz with Spring...

TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ Well, that's our sky... including a zeppelin that's attacking us at the moment... 

Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler amazing scene..... Hope you survive :-))

TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ Don't think we stand a chance to be honest. :-(

Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler seems like the French would be responsible I blame them for most things.....

TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ Apparently they want Kehl back.

Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler I think they may have a fight on their hands.... They have not reckoned on my German twin!!

THE SACRIFICES I MAKE FOR MY FANS

drewdriverxxx: erm no i do not need to take viagra to have sex when i in bed with you i hard enough

ChasCondouFans: @drewdriverxxx sorry I didn't know I had that effect on you .... I will try harder to be less sexy in future x

DamienOz: @ChasCondouFans @drewdriverxxx stay exactly the way you are.

ChasCondouFans: @DamienOz @drewdriverxxx ok I will smoulder quietly just for you x

DamienOz: @ChasCondouFans @drewdriverxxx thank you :-) my day is now complete.

LOGO

Charliecondou: On the tweenies this morning Fizz drew a picture of the Grindr logo. I realise I'm probably the only person to have noticed this.

ozdale: @Charliecondou wow.

Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou I'd imagine that the only grindr you are 'on' is the coffee bean variety #daddy

Charliecondou: And no, I'm not on Grindr before anyone asks

Ma_Butcher: @Charliecondou - bet you are! - or Birtch Place the tranny one!!

Charliecondou: @Ma_Butcher I'm on blendr, the lesbian one

OC: @Charliecondou mate, is that true about Fizz? Either way made me laugh!

Charliecondou: @OC I swear to God! I was shocked. Production designer having a giggle perhaps?

DR. SARAH PLANS REVENGE FOR HER GUSSET

DrSarahParish: I'm going to kill @Charliecondou . Slowly and painfully.

MORE FROM THAT DREAM ABOUT CHAS

Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou as Ive ruined my tv viewing relationship with you anyway Ive been trying to recreate it to see how it ended. #dontjudgeme

Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou that matches 'the dream' then.We met while shopping. The rest was history. You are my first celeb sexual dream. Feel honoured

Rx8Ol: @Charliecondou thought I managed to recreate the dream but realised was just in the middle of a wank. #goodimagination #toocrudefortwitter?

RT’S AND AN OWL-O-GRAM

Charliecondou: RT @stuartsandford: OK so who wants a 20 inch or 50 cm statue @SebastianSauve https://t.co/J4hBz00a

Charliecondou: RT @LeeBinding: Every time I see an owl I think "Ooh, at last! My Hogwarts letter!"

Wendy_Wason: @LeeBinding @Charliecondou awww! Sweet.

Charliecondou: RT @thebarnsburypub: URGENTLY looking to hire a excellent bar person and front of house - please enquire RT

thebarnsburypub: @Charliecondou CHEERS Mate hope your well ;) 

Charliecondou: RT @OC: Maybe today to cheer the kids up I'll do the school run in denim hot pants and a 'CHOOSE LIFE' muscle top.

OPENING CEREMONY

TheRSC: Did you know: The #Paralympics Opening ceremony was designed by Jon Bausor, designer of the Shipwreck Trilogy, currently playing in the RST

Charliecondou: @TheRSC and sound was designed by the brilliant Fergus O'Hare

A SAD PATHETIC GUY

‏guy_interruptd: Dare I tweet the Spice Girls and ask if they would wish me happy birthday, or is that a little bit pathetic for a man of 33?

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd I think you've answered your own question

guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou Thought so ;)

HARVEY

boatybish1: @JOJEHARVEY couldn't believe what was in yoko's scalp. 

Charliecondou: @boatybish1 @JOJEHARVEY best photo of Joje ever

THE GODFATHER

Click to enlarge my Twitter birth certificate: 

TwBirthday: @AWOLTom Happy 2nd TwBirthday! You've been around since 30 August 2010! http://twbirthday.com/AWOLTom/

Tom_In_Oz_: @marcuswhitney1 “@AWOLTom: “@TwBirthday: @AWOLTom Happy 2nd TwBirthday! You've been around since 30 August 2010! http://twbirthday.com/AWOLTom/ ”

marcuswhitney1: @Tom_In_Oz_ so I’m the god father am I, hope you are well

Tom_In_Oz_: @marcuswhitney1 thanks Marcus I am well, how Twitter worked out our relationship I'll never know but it must be true, it was on #TWITTER