CHARLIE CONDOU - No.287

A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR

Cath_Tyldesley: A waiter just told me I look like Celine Dion- devastated. #secondpersonthisweek

  Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley why the long face babes?

TAKES THE CAKE

Charliecondou: If you haven't been to @teacupandcakes you're seriously missing out #bestcakesinmanchester

Jennyfremma: @Charliecondou have you checked out sugar junction yet? It's just round the corner from teacup on tib street. Retro afternoon teas xxx

Charliecondou: @Jennyfremma No! Shall we next week??

 

Jennyfremma: @Charliecondou yes! It's a date xx

 

JenHatelier: @Charliecondou Hi Charley! Say hello to Kathy for me , I'm your old Fulham friend Joe's mum Jen from way back! Great work on #Corrie x

THE CULT OF CELEBRITY

 

Charliecondou: Celebrities. Please don't retweet compliments. It doesn't make your followers agree. It makes them think you're a twat

 

JudeClarke: @Charliecondou I mean not *you*, you're fine :-)

  

Charliecondou: @JudeClarke oh obviously. I'm amazing

 

clarebalding1: @Charliecondou but Charlie you're such a lovely, gifted, handsome, witty twat. RT?

   

Charliecondou: @clarebalding1 if its a compliment from another celebrity then it's fine, obviously

 

clarebalding1: @Charliecondou obviously...

 

jac_piper: @Charliecondou couldn't agree more, have unfollowed the whole of TOWIE cos they just "plug" all their freebies! #twobob

 

Luca1889: @Charliecondou a gay in a soap isn't a celebrity believe me #realitycheck

 

Charliecondou: RT @FayRipley: @Charliecondou can I retweet compliments about my twat?

 

Wolfie_Rankin: @Charliecondou @FayRipley There is a @mrsslocombe1 here who tweets about her Pussy, constantly

 

Got_To_Be_Said: @Charliecondou  Is this because you never get any compliments so are therefore unable to RT them.... Were you not hugged as a child :(

 

proudspirituk: @Charliecondou I don't agree, at least they RT or reply some celebs ignore all comments,, vain and rude!

 

Charliecondou: @proudspirituk true, but when you have thousands of followers sometimes you don't see the tweets. There are only so many you can reply to

 

proudspirituk: @Charliecondou  I agree but some NEVER reply/RT to anyone but eg if @antanddec don't reply to a few it wouldn't matter as they reply to lots

  

Charliecondou: Haha RT @Eamonn_Forde: So vain RT @Charliecondou: Celebrities. Please only retweet compliments about me.

 

drummerwhitey: @Charliecondou isn't that one of the main reason that celebrities love Twitter ?

 

Charliecondou: @drummerwhitey it's the only reason

 

drummerwhitey: @Charliecondou and the notion of having " followers " .. Messiah complex

 

Charliecondou: @drummerwhitey I know. (I wish they were called Disciples)

 

sally_lindsay: @Charliecondou @drummerwhitey if people like the programme u are making (Corrie/mountpleasant ) can you retweet a few of them? #worriednow

 

Charliecondou: @sally_lindsay @drummerwhitey Yes Sal. But only if they think you're rubbish in them

 

sally_lindsay: @Charliecondou @drummerwhitey oh thats fine then...x

good morning 

 

plonkymiff: morning @Charliecondou

 

Charliecondou: @plonkymiff morning

 

plonkymiff: @Charliecondou how be you?

 

Charliecondou: @plonkymiff marvellous ta

  

Charliecondou: @DonkeyColm @plonkymiff morning

THE FINGER 

 

streetworker01: @clarebalding1 @charliecondou Charlie, you get compliments...?!? x

 

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 @clarebalding1 only from you Martin

 

streetworker01: @clarebalding1 @charliecondou PS. Forgot to ask the other night and again yesterday... how's the finger? x

 

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 All better. I didn't die

 

streetworker01: @Charliecondou You know that I haven't been able to sleep since it happened for worrying. x

 

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 I know martin, I know

THE GURN  

 

Charliecondou: RT @CoroStreetBlog: Steve McDonald gurn of the week - March 22 2012 http://t.co/rl6FLzbW   #corrie

THE SLAP   

 

Charliecondou: @hollywills Please tell me it was @Cath_Tyldesley hitting @JackPShepherd88 . He really needs a slap

 

JackPShepherd88: RT @Charliecondou: Celebrities. Please don't retweet compliments. It doesn't make your followers agree. It makes them think you're a twat

THE SEX TAPE   

 

Charliecondou: Good for you Tulisa x RT @officialtulisa: The truth about the tape http://t.co/DyvIgygl
JUST WEIRD

 

heatherpeace: @Charliecondou I totally agree Charlie. What is that about?! #RTcomplimentsisjustweird

  

Charliecondou: @heatherpeace it totally weird. By the way, you're amazing. RT?