Wednesday, September 14, 2011

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.126

CHARLIE GETS BLOGGING WITH CURRY AT CORRIE

Paulie_Graham

Paulie_Graham: @Charliecondou any chance of trouser cleavage on Corrie tonight?

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Paulie_Graham you never know your luck

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: Just had a repeat fee cheque for 24p. And that was for TWO programmes

darrenbowler

darrenbowler: @Charliecondou You gotta tell us which programes now! We are all in suspence!

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @darrenbowler Casualty and Holby

darrenbowler

darrenbowler: @Charliecondou I never knew about repeat fees! That's interesting that is! Good day to you Charlie!

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @darrenbowler What does "slight porn star" mean?

darrenbowler

darrenbowler: @Charliecondou Means I've only done one film so far! But didn't make the front cover of the dvd! So I thought I'd put slight! Lol

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @darrenbowler Lol well I hope you get repeat fees

Gaydads

Gaydads: @Charliecondou looking forward to meeting you at AFS this weekend!

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Gaydads Likewise x

clarebalding1

clarebalding1: @Charliecondou every penny counts...

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @clarebalding1 So true. Next time I see you, I'll buy you a kitkat. Well, maybe half a kitkat

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou @clarebalding1 A special curry night needs to be arranged. Get CB to email me dates. You shall go to the ball@alicearnold1

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @misterhsk @clarebalding1 @alicearnold1 YES!!! Oh PLEASE say you'll come, its been an AGE! (And Alice, bring fags!!)

SophieGregson1

SophieGregson1: @misterhsk Im sure i saw the great @Charliecondou in soho today :)

alicearnold1

alicearnold1: @Charliecondou @misterhsk @clarebalding1 oh no! Can't do this sat...big Balding thing. I want curry now SO badly.

JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: RT @Charliecondou: Just had a repeat fee cheque for 24p. And that was for TWO programmes << mate I've had 4p once top that!

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 Isnt that just your Corrie episode fee?

Nerms1

Nerms1: @Charliecondou We've just published your brilliant blog! Will start letting people know.

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Nerms1 Hooray! Whats the link? I'll tweet it

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: Ive written a little something about @fountain1987's pants http://t.co/Hvsx2c4Y

JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: @Charliecondou errrrrm mayyyyybe

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 You get a mention in this an all http://t.co/Hvsx2c4Y

JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: @Charliecondou narr mate no mention of me I'm not @fountain1987

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 You didnt read it did you Jack?

JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: @Charliecondou I did u blab in about Tony gordon then move onto the @fountain1987 no mention of me... u read it

Nerms1

Nerms1: Check out @Charliecondou's brilliant blog post about sharing a dressing room with Chris Fountain! http://t.co/O9ReT2NP.

CHARLIE CONDOU’S FIRST CORRIE BLOG POST

Published: 15/09/11

Behind closed doors

This is my first blog for the Corrie site, be patient while I get my bearings. Being part of the longest-running soap on TV is surreal, funny, fascinating, sometimes exhausting but never, ever dull, so hopefully I can give you a glimpse of the view from my little corner of the Street.

Everyone at Corrie shares dressing rooms. There are about 65 regular members of the cast and around 40 dressing rooms. (The old-timers don't share, Barbara Knox for example quite rightly gets her own. Ive never seen inside but rumours of jacuzzis and flamingos are rife!) When I was here a few years back, I roomed with Gray O Brien AKA Tony Gordon, one of Corrie's more memorable psychos. In reality, Gray was a very tidy, considerate room-mate who liked to keep things neat and had a penchant for baking (his lemon drizzle cakes were as legendary amongst the cast as Betty's hotpot). My current roomy, Chris Fountain (pictured), couldn't be more different. To put it bluntly, he's a messy bugger. I squeeze through the door of our already poky room to be faced by a mass of clothes, scripts, hair products and a ridiculous amount of fanmail - as Corrie's resident hunk it’s fair to say Mr F gets more letters than most.

Chris and I hit it off from the moment we met and, of course, the mickey-taking started straight away. To welcome him to our dressing room I left him one of my autographed cast photos with the words, “To Chris, thanks for being my biggest fan". He hit back by pining a semi-naked photo of himself on my side of the wall, leading me to nickname him "Brokeback Fountain". He now has a picture of me dressed as Amy Winehouse to gaze up at, lucky boy! I’m constantly walking in on Chris asleep in the armchair. Seriously, I’ve never met a man who sleeps as much as him, so I’ve started taking photos and posting them on Twitter. Either that, or he's watching films on his laptop curled up with his ridiculously beautiful girlfriend (sorry mate, but you're punching well above your weight).

When we’re not working or winding each other up, we occasionally hang out - we go to lunch at Nandos, head off for a pint, or I escort him to get the dead skin eaten off his feet by hungry fish… just the usual stuff.

We had the makings of a beautiful friendship; a 'bromance' if you will. Or so I thought.

Chris has moved onto pastures new. He's left our dressing room to move in with Jack Shepherd. Bad boy David Platt has tempted him with a TV, Playstation and most importantly, a bed. No more slumming it trying to nap on a broken IKEA armchair for him. Oh no, Chris now has the luxury of goose down and Egyptian cotton.

And I’m left alone. I have a new room-mate coming soon, Fireman Paul played by new boy Tony Hirst. It remains to be seen how we get on, whether or not there'll be socks in the sink or music blaring out from his computer. Personally, I’m crossing my fingers for another lemon-drizzle-baking neat-freak.

So farewell Chris, you fair-weather friend. And, if you don’t come and get them soon, those underpants you left on the floor are going on eBay.

JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: @Charliecondou just read it again I'll let u off

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 Haha twat

JackPShepherd88

JackPShepherd88: RT @lauraob22: Did anyone else notice that @Charliecondou looked like @JackPShepherd88 in tonight's episode? #corrie <<< he wishes !

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @JackPShepherd88 @lauraob22 Like a younger better looking version I thought

darrenbowler

darrenbowler: @Charliecondou My DM wnt send because ur not a follower of mine! Lol

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @darrenbowler I am now

Nerms1

Nerms1: @Charliecondou Here's the shortened link: http://t.co/O9ReT2NP

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Nerms1 thanks

richardfell22

richardfell22: @Charliecondou Hi!!! You're my first dedicated tweet, my tweet cherry as it were!! How are you guys (& little girl)?

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @richardfell22 we're all great, a boy due in Jan! How are you? It's been ages x

richardfell22

richardfell22: @Charliecondou Oh wow! That's so cool - congratulations to both!!! Will you come round for boozy Sunday lunch to celebrate v soon? Xx

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @richardfell22 Yes! That would be great xxx

CHOICE

AubreyEMiller

AubreyEMiller: @Charliecondou you are my TV Choice x

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @AubreyEMiller Haha thanks xxx

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: Congrats to @lane_paula on her best newcomer award win last night. Well deserved, and a nicer girl you couldnt meet

simonbreakfast

simonbreakfast: @Charliecondou Nice to see you Charlie - did you guys win - I had to leave for 4am start sadly

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @simonbreakfast We won best newcomer and best storyline. And this morning I won best hangover. Really good to see you, its been an age! x

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: RT @estheraddley: J Hari apologises, returns Orwell Prize (was about to be stripped of it)& takes leave to do journo course. Good for him http://t.co/DBVt0Wz

Neil Hunter

tarquin626: "Am I going to have to write it myself? and not pay you any money?" Jonatton Yeah? best editor ever etc. bit.ly/B0wZf

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @tarquin626 thanks etc

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