Saturday, September 3, 2011

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.117

Below: Charlie Condou with Alison King

“I'm gay therefore i'm great”

"you are such a knob"

OfficialAmandaHolden

Amanda_Holden: Can't wait for Red or Black with the fab Ant and Dec tonight ITV! Xx

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Amanda_Holden Right when are you off? Me and Cam want to come, maybe this week??

DrSarahParish

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou you around this week poo head? I've got a pressie for Georgia that I need to give you.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish YESYESYES When are you about fella?

DrSarahParish

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou around on Wed pm. Any good?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish yup, good for me lover. Where? You want lunch?

DrSarahParish

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou Super! I've got a meeting in Century at 5.30 so could do a late lunch and then stay in town?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish YES!!! Is that good for you too Hold-ups?

DrSarahParish

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou OMG! is the Holdups coming? Too excited!!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @caitlinmoran: That world-champion archer - are those ... HUGE HOLES in his head? #redorblack

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: ITV will be FUMIN if Angel wins #redorwhatsthepoint

DrSarahParish

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou have just texted you.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish and I replied

Foss ✔ Golfclap

eatfoss: I know someone who is exactly like Jonatton Yeah?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @eatfoss So do i

JOJEHARVEY

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou so will the nation #redormauve

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY I've turned off. Watching last weeks Corrie instead. It's more surprising

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Who won x-factor last year?

emma freud

emmafreud: @Charliecondou me.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @emmafreud you were great

barrycork

barrycork: @Charliecondou Matt Cardell. Aka forgetable.com

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Matt Cardle. Ta Twitter

JOJEHARVEY

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou Adele.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY I love him

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Yes thank you all. Matt Cardle. You can stop now

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: God I wish I'd just googled it

iamtonydenton

iamtonydenton: @Charliecondou the drag dwarf

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @iamtonydenton You?

welshjaci

welshjaci: @Charliecondou that'll learn ya!!!!!

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @welshjaci God never again!!

AllyMcfarland

AllyMcfarland: @Charliecondou you are such a knob - you did ask!!! Unfollow. fed up of your 'I'm gay therefore i'm great' blocking up my timeline. Fuck off

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @AllyMcfarland: @Charliecondou you are such a knob - you did ask!!! Unfollow. fed up of your 'I'm gay therefore i'm great' blocking up my timeline. Fuck off

Brendan_Surrey

Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Ha. Mark of a class act that you RT that rudeness. Tsk.

boydhilton

boydhilton: @Charliecondou that Ally girl sounds nice...

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @boydhilton She's a sweetheart

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @petepaphides: Gary. Age has given you the regal stillness of a wise meerkat elder. #xfactor

welshjaci

welshjaci: @Charliecondou @boydhilton so you know her and it's a joke????

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @welshjaci No, she's clearly a twat

twinsdad72

twinsdad72: @Charliecondou ha ha bet you got a million tweets...matt cardle

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @twinsdad72 oh piss off ;-)

twinsdad72

twinsdad72: @Charliecondou ha ha ha pissing myself..#class. Why not ask another daft one lol....go on see how many

MrsLRCooper

MrsLRCooper: red and black is ............................... relleh bad

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @MrsLRCooper when are you due??

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @MrsLRCooper And Phoebe too! *waits for Miquita to get a shag*

MrsLRCooper

MrsLRCooper: @Charliecondou soon(ish)

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @MrsLRCooper Amazing

streetworker01

streetworker01: @Charliecondou Matt Cardle. But why why didn't you just Google it? Oh, wait... I'm out of synch again... x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Is that Sarah Jessica Parker or Strulpeter?

shebahronay

shebahronay: @Charliecondou ha! But ooo her figure is AMAZING

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @shebahronay she has EXACTLY the same figure as me. But with tits

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: RT @Wendy_Wason: I'd quite like to shake SJP by the feet to see if her hair stands up like one of those trolls.

Mark Stobbart

Stobbers: Mmmm, I've forgotten what tv was like in the early nineties. I vaguely remember tired gags and crass humour. Wait. What's this on ITV?...

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Stobbers hahaha

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Wow. SJP and Lewis won't be back Jonathan

streetworker01

streetworker01: @Charliecondou SJP. Great to be known just by one's initials. Sadly mine suggest illness - MS... x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @streetworker01 and a degenerative one at that

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: Oh, I love Lady Bunny! #jonathanross
'D' style

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: They never taught you this kind of thing when I was a kid

Tom In Oz ✔

Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou filth and depravity trust you - BTW the subtext is about the size of bones & who to give them too x

Simondo78

Simondo78: @Charliecondou but I bet ya still the best at it, without any formal training ;o) - I kid of course xx

Paulie_Graham

Paulie_Graham: @Charliecondou are you out in Manchester tonight??

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Paulie_Graham Im in London

Paulie_Graham

Paulie_Graham: @Charliecondou Ahhh wondered if you and your fella were out and about

Doug Young

djy12345: @Charliecondou Where did you learn it then?

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @djy12345 From you. Had your foot been amputated yet?

Doug Young

djy12345: @Charliecondou Yes. Have had it made into an umbrella stand.

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