CHARLIE CONDOU CONFIDENTIAL: CHARLIE CONDOU

CHARLIE CONDOU AT THE 'BEING A MAN' FESTIVAL, SOUTHBANK LONDON

Charlie was a guest speaker and panelist at the "Being A Father" forum held this past Saturday, along with MP David Lammy, David Aaronovitch and others.

The three day festival covered a series of talks, debates and performances aimed at exploring modern masculinity via topics such as fatherhood, gang culture, mental health and sex.

Contributors included: TV star Charlie Condou, novelist Nick Hornby, MP for Tottenham David Lammy, Malala Yousafzai’s father Ziauddin Yousafzai, musician Billy Bragg, artist Grayson Perry and newsreader Jon Snow.

Above: Charlie being a dad, out strolling with his son Hal.

Below: Charlie with daughter Georgia, attending a Disney screening.
NB. Both pictures of Charlie's children have been edited as he wishes to protect their privacy.

KATIE HOPKINS RUINS YET ANOTHER TV SHOW

Charliecondou: Anything that has Katie Hopkins on as an expert deserves not to be taken seriously. It's a shame because #bigbenefitsrow has potential

MeganMCraig: @Charliecondou thats so true, did you see what she said to the beautiful Sam Bailey??? xxx

Charliecondou: @MeganMCraig no, what?

MeganMCraig: @Charliecondou she called her "fat mum in a jumpsuit" & when there was a sale on jumpsuits she said "has any1 told Sam Bailey?" x

Charliecondou: @MeganMCraig she's a dick and @SamBaileyREAL is beautiful! (And definitely not fat, I've met her )

MeganMCraig: @Charliecondou omg! id love to meet Katie & give her a slap & id love to meet Sam & give her a huge hug! lol x
Angela Quinn

QuinnAnge: @Charliecondou this so called woman is vile #.
Brian North

brianfruity: @Charliecondou she is all about publicity and nothing else....
Nikki Ellis

Nikki_Ellis75: @Charliecondou the woman is making my blood boil, she has zero common sense and just a very large mouth thats seems continuously open!!
Fliss Fielding

Flissfloss2013: @Charliecondou Katie Hopkins is an uneducated idiot who's views need bottling up and burying alongside her! #giveswomenabadname

Charliecondou: Oooh, I like @MsJackMonroe She's a smart lady #bigbenefitsrow

Charliecondou: What a shame. #bigbenefitsrow has just turned into the Jeremy Kyle show. Wasted opportunity channel 5

Charliecondou: RT @MsJackMonroe: Oops.

Charliecondou: Finally, someone who actually knows what they're talking about @OwenJones84 #bigbenefitsrow

OldRoberts953: What is Owen Jones's accent? It's unique. #bigbenefitsrow

Charliecondou: @OldRoberts953 Stockport I believe
Owen Jones

OwenJones84: @Charliecondou cheers buddy x

ALL FIRED UP

laurenlaverne: @NivenJ1 Glitterball is a fucking TUNE man

NivenJ1: @laurenlaverne we should start a club night Lauren...

laurenlaverne: @NivenJ1 ELECTROSMASH (needs work)

NivenJ1: @laurenlaverne I was thinking more UP THE SHITTER.

laurenlaverne: @NivenJ1 What kind of club is this, man?

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne @NivenJ1 IM IN!!

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou @NivenJ1 irl lol

NivenJ1: @laurenlaverne @Charliecondou right, Charlie sorts venue, Lauren does tunes. I'll handle hospitality.

laurenlaverne: @NivenJ1 @Charliecondou How come you're the only one with a euphemism for a job description?

Charliecondou: @NivenJ1 @laurenlaverne excellent! *lays plastic sheeting on bedroom floor* Sorted!!

NivenJ1: @laurenlaverne @Charliecondou You're fired Laverne.

STREETCAR STORIES

Charliecondou: Steve and Lloyd's streetcar stories-the stripper-OUT NOW @irishalan ... http://tmi.me/1dBfFU

and with a poster too

thatbloodyMikey: If I knew of this Video, I'd have Never renewed my Gym Membership! ..& with a poster too! pic.twitter.com/Dj9mNHzUUA

Charliecondou: @thatbloodyMikey have you seen her YouTube demonstrations?? Amazing

thatbloodyMikey: @Charliecondou I'm going to right Now!! *hopes she's wearing the shoulder padded coral pink tracksuit*

Charliecondou: @thatbloodyMikey she is!! Apart from when she's in the bath. That's right. IN THE BATH

thatbloodyMikey: @Charliecondou amazing!!! Mariah on MTV Cribs was not the original!

ChrisJonesGeek: @Charliecondou @thatbloodyMikey I took her fitness class. It's tough going: http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/2/3/zsazsa.gif

thatbloodyMikey: @ChrisJonesGeek @Charliecondou that's Zsa Zsa Gabor Christopher! BAD GAY

ChrisJonesGeek: @thatbloodyMikey @Charliecondou Gah! Blurry gif vision. Here, have my card back. I was a shit gay anyway.

ChrisJonesGeek: @thatbloodyMikey @Charliecondou (take two) THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFTER: http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2013/2/3/lansbury.gif

Charliecondou: @ChrisJonesGeek @thatbloodyMikey how can anyone fail to be turned on by that??

TENSION

LLReturns: Brief moment of sexual tension between me and @Charliecondou just now on Salford Quays... or maybe it was just me.

Charliecondou: @LLReturns ;-)

BLING IT ON!

gillywalshy: Monitor joke of the day @jimmyd198219 @AlexiSafron @Rosyduncan @DaniellaPearman @JADE_STA #tapenade !

Charliecondou: @gillywalshy @jimmyd198219 @AlexiSafron @Rosyduncan @DaniellaPearman @JADE_STA what did I miss??

gillywalshy: @Charliecondou @jimmyd198219 @AlexiSafron @Rosyduncan @DaniellaPearman @JADE_STA Jimmi compared me living in Eccles to Eddie Murphy !

AlexiSafron: @gillywalshy @Charliecondou @jimmyd198219 @Rosyduncan @DaniellaPearman @JADE_STA it's Marcus's new costume & make up for the next block!

Charliecondou: @AlexiSafron @gillywalshy @jimmyd198219 @Rosyduncan @DaniellaPearman @JADE_STA about time I got some bling!

THINK OF THE KIDS