CHARLIE CONDOU - No.763

CONSTITUTIONAL

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry @FloPerry I just saw you all crossing the road near my house! That's all

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou @FloPerry @Alan_Measles we went on a constitutional for a pint at the Thornhill Arms. #funtimes

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry @FloPerry @Alan_Measles how lovely. We drove past you sensibly waiting for the green man

LOVE AND MARRIAGE

Charliecondou: RT @nikywardley6: Tonight the glorious @Graeme_Hawley gets his trunks out. That's all I'm saying. Love and Marriage ITV1 9pm.

MOONWALK REVISITED

EmmaK67: Just had greatest news of my life and I can't call a single person. Thanks @EE. You really are the devil's own bellend

boydhilton: @EmmaK67 @EE Is this about the Moonwalk 2014? x

Gabby_Logan: @boydhilton @EmmaK67 @EE @Charliecondou was saying last week how much he wants to do it again

Charliecondou: @Gabby_Logan @boydhilton @EmmaK67 @EE I DO want to do it again, but on my own. I feel like you all held me back last time

COMING OUT DOCO

chazzer94: Thank you so much @Charliecondou for doing our coming out documentary which was viewed for the first time last night #amazingguy

TROUBLE SHOOTING

Charliecondou: Does anyone know how to delete the photos from my iPhone once they've updated to my desktop? I've run out of storage on my phone!

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou should be really straightforward, just click on delete and tick them all off

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY I cant do it!! Isnt there a man I can get round?

HappyGuyDublin: @Charliecondou Press "edit" at top right hand corner when you go into your photos. You can then select photos, and press "delete".

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou take it into work. A young person will do it.

belleaukitchen: @Charliecondou on your iphone, go into photos, click on the gallery then click on edit, click on the ones you want to delete and delete x

bjpapworth: @Charliecondou just plug&sync, then open folder & pics, click on them all & delete permanently from icloud & albums #easypeasy

stephen_hagan: @Charliecondou awwww... I'll come round later and show you how to work the remote nan

Charliecondou: @stephen_hagan You're not allowed in our house

JOJEHARVEY: @Charliecondou at the top of photos in right hand corner is button edit. Press that. Then press each pic. Then press delete in bottom right

Charliecondou: @JOJEHARVEY Thanks. You're like a Liverpudlian Steve Jobs

Charliecondou: Thanks everyone, Ive dont it now! You're amazing. All of you

PaulBurston: @Charliecondou @JOJEHARVEY Will Jonathan pop round and help me turn my kettle on please? It's so complicated! ;)

HOMOEOPATHY

EamonnHolmes: Homeopathy - do u believe in it ? SkyNews Sunrise at 8.40

DoctorChristian: NO!!!!!!!!! @EamonnHolmes: Homeopathy - do u believe in it ? SkyNews Sunrise at 8.40

Charliecondou: @DoctorChristian @EamonnHolmes You should see @DerrenBrown's show, he talks about homeopathy

WHAT'S UP DOC?

stuarthalton: Do we know who the new Doctor is yet? Or at least have a good idea? #doctorwho

Charliecondou: @stuarthalton Its me but dont say anything

stuarthalton: @Charliecondou can I have a stab at the Master #putinagoodword

FROM SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW 

- IN OZ -

DAWN FRENCH IS A JUDGE ON AUSTRALIA'S GOT TALENT 2013

Confidential_CC: Dawn French has just said on national OZ TV that the reason she came to live in Sydney is because we have the best drag shows....well duh!

Kirkby007: @Confidential_CC Yes they drag on and on and on steruth Bruce lol

SHAUN IS SPREADING THE WORD 
ON INCLUSIVENESS
'GAY IS A NICE THING TO SAY'

ShaunDellenty: Raring to go at Liverpool Hope 

mrcolinwong: @ShaunDellenty Sharing the message. Well done @ShaunDellenty

Confidential_CC: @ShaunDellenty Shaun you have a spot on your tie!!!

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Made you look!

ShaunDellenty: @Confidential_CC @mrcolinwong lol got me!

Confidential_CC: @ShaunDellenty @mrcolinwong good luck

HOMOSEXUAL E.S.P.

ozmoi: #ManCrush #Tuesday ➲ @MarkMMerrett @Confidential_CC ☆☆☆ I got Homosexual ESP

Confidential_CC: @ozmoi your ESP is slightly off as I'm a straight grandpa but as for  > > > > @MarkMMerrett he is flaming x

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HOLD THE PRESS

david_kirwan: When I find myself in times of trouble, I run like hell

Confidential_CC: @david_kirwan is the TIMES in trouble? I blame Murdoch!

david_kirwan: @Confidential_CC true, there's always that

david_kirwan: @Confidential_CC true, there's always that

Confidential_CC: @david_kirwan you drunk Dave? .... Got same 2 messages .... Or did you buy one of those newfangled stereo iPhones?

david_kirwan: @Confidential_CC lol just like you, so I messages you twice

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HANDY OLD MAN
In my effort to show you my excellent home handyman skills, here is what I installed yesterday - a replacement automatic garage door - the engine on the previous one had stopped.
Before:

 
After:

Coming soon:

Come back next week to see me replace light-bulbs in the kitchen!