CHARLIE CONDOU - No.523

CONGRATS TOVEY & CONDOU

guy_interruptd: Congrats to my pal @russelltovey and to @Charliecondou for making the IoS Pink List 2012. Very proud of you, gents x http://t.co/y3BnsZf0

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd @russelltovey thanks gay

guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou OH MY GOD ATTITUDE'S MAN OF THE YEAR JUST TWEETED ME! *runs around hysterically and faints* ;) @russelltovey

 

THE CORRIE BUNCH SONG

Lyrics by Tom in Oz - with apologies to all concerned!

Here's the story of the lovely Maria
Who was bringing up a very lovely son, Liam.
He had hair of gold, just like his mother,
She could always set his hair in curls.

Here's the story, of a lovely gay man (Mr Dent),
Who was busy with a few boys of his own (he’s bent),
They all moved to Corrie all together,
Yet they were all alone.

Till the one day when the lady met this fellow
And they knew soon there'd be a baby bump,
And this group would somehow form a family
in Weatherfield...by ecky thump!

The Corrie bunch
The Corrie bunch...

...Aw, you know the rest!

VISION BELOW CONTAINS 

A TOPLESS CONDOU

vickieharmerxx: @Charliecondou - topless.... hellooooo there

LeFouGallois: @ChasCondouFans Should we start a petition for more (+ more lingering) scenes of a topless CC? ;) 

‏Confidential_CC: @LeFouGallois OMG are you GAY? I had no idea!!! lol

ItsJRCBitch: @charliecondou nice body ;)

sidmanc: @Charliecondou wit woo. Nice chest!

SVCworldwide: @Charliecondou wit woo!

LeFouGallois: @Confidential_CC I know, I do hide it soooo well, don't I? PMSL! ;)

PolariMission: @Confidential_CC oh! More bincos in corrie dear! She follows her bolgette now dear x Nanti songs though dear?

Confidential_CC: @PolariMission ta a lot soooo wurth it x

PolariMission: @Confidential_CC oh anything for a bona old eek like hers ducky! Just Polari mother and she polareys a fabe old tweetette or dooey back x x

Janhatesmarmite: @Confidential_CC I'm going to be singing the Brady Bunch song for the rest of the day now, thanks! lol xx

F-I-R-E-W-O-R-K-S

This week it may be quiet where you live but fireworks are about to explode for Marcus, Maria, Aiden and Jason on the cobbles of Coronation Street. 

Below: Press play and forward to the 4 min mark and then the 20 min mark to see the Corrie love triangle go square-shaped, then pear-shaped!

MASSIVE CORRIE SPOILER ALERT 
(THIS MAY CONTAIN RED HERRINGS)

Above: It's the story of a lovely lady (Maria), who was bringing up one son and having affair after affair until she met a gay lad named Marcus!
So yep, it's not the Brady Bunch...

Above: Sean spots the snog-fest when Maria and Marcus finally get down to "business" and of course Mr Blabbermouth (Sean) has to run and tell Jason (Maria's boyfriend) which then results in more problems...I blame Sean for many things, this is just another of his indiscretions!

Below: Marcus and Maria don't even have an answer for what they are feeling, yet have to try to explain it to Jason and then Aiden...it's complicated, alright!

Above: Of course Sean is there to make sure things get sorted (NOT) and it ends up in a bar brawl between Jason and Marcus...
NB. It was during the filming of this scene (see picture below), where Charlie Condou who plays Marcus Dent, was concussed and filming had to be stopped for a period of 20 minutes. If you look closely at the still picture you can tell it was real pain!

Below: Meanwhile, Maria gets some strange reactions when she tells people she and Marcus are "in love" (well, lust at this stage...really good lust though)!

Below: Jason is devastated that Maria has fallen for Marcus...he was thinking of dating Marcus himself!!!

 
Coronation Street are 
NOT culling 10 characters. 

Got that? NOT!

The Sun claimed over the weekend that Corrie bosses are planning to cull up to 10 characters from the soap, but show bosses have been quick to jump on the rumour and stamp all over it. 

The paper said that new producer Stuart Blackburn would be looking to lose Karl Munro (John Michie), Marcus Dent (Charlie Condou), Izzy Armstrong (Cherylee Houston), Rob Donovan (Marc Baylis) and Mandy Kamara (Pamela Nomvete), among others. It seems, however, that the whole thing was absolute nonsense, with a spokesman saying: "No such discussions have been had. The new producer would not even start discussing future storylines until he starts in January 2013."