Sunday, October 28, 2012

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.513

FROM LINES TO LIONS
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: Learning lines on the train. I have a row tomorrow and have just realised I've been doing that "expressive face" thing while reading
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: People are laughing at me
simondaysh
simondaysh: @Charliecondou Start shouting and blame Tourette's.....
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @simondaysh amazing!
georgiafoote
georgiafoote: @Charliecondou i always do that! X not laugh at u.. Haha stand talking to myself with full expressions! X
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @georgiafoote I'm trying to style it out by pretending I meant to do it. It's not working
georgiafoote
georgiafoote: @Charliecondou haha x i can just imagine it! X funny x
PaulPopplewell
PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou I'm often found on public transport talking to myself #linelearning
brianfruity
brianfruity: @Charliecondou have u people sitting by u?? You got brolly? Wet in Manc
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @brianfruity no!! It's at home! Bugger
brianfruity
brianfruity: @Charliecondou stopped now
Alan Halsall
alanhalsall: Age old thing of a GK not trusting his wall !! Wazza been great but can't afford free kicks there ??
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @alanhalsall is this about the offside rule?
Alan Halsall
alanhalsall: @Charliecondou ermmmm.... Where do I start ?? Haha x
Alan Halsall
alanhalsall: Before & After ...... BEER !!!!! @simongregson123 @emmagleave
Lyn
EvertonAngel: @alanhalsall @simongregson123 @emmagleave He looks like the cowardly lion from The Wizard of Oz lol.
Alan Halsall
alanhalsall: EvertonAngel: @alanhalsall @simongregson123 @emmagleave Haha @Charliecondou ?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @alanhalsall @EvertonAngel @simongregson123 @emmagleave great minds...

SHALLOW HAL
Ben Longworth
Benlong10: Country gent! #dapper  pic.twitter.com/dZr1W0ST

Charliecondou: @Benlong10 I am following you now purely because of your profile pic #shallow
Ben Longworth
Benlong10: @Charliecondou ha at least your honest!

INVITE
MissLauren_C_
MissLauren_C_: New restaurant/bar in Northern Quarter owners of Lammars and Lola's. Launch night Thursday 1st Nov. Invitations only! @Charliecondou
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @MissLauren_C_ I'll be in London x

THE ‘C’ WORD
Dawn O'Porter
hotpatooties: Am I allowed to block all the people who suggested I am bad or stupid for using the C word? #bogoff
lilyrosecooper
lilyrosecooper: @hotpatooties #cuntblockbutton
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @lilyrosecooper @hotpatooties I got detention for using the C word. The teacher said "It's the worst thing you can be, and I've got one"
liamwaterloo
liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou @lilyrosecooper @hotpatooties 'Conservative'?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo @lilyrosecooper @hotpatooties hahahaha

IN THE PINK 
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @IndyOnSunday: Today is your last chance to vote for this year's #PinkList. Which LGBT people have been most influential in 2012? http://t.co/BsmfTrBB

HALLOWEEN
EmmaK67
EmmaK67: @Herring1967 why is your name now Rictus Scaring please?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @EmmaK67 @Herring1967 it's a Halloween thing no?
Herring1967
Herring1967: @EmmaK67 @Charliecondou yeah get with it Emma.
EmmaK67
EmmaK67: @Herring1967 @Charliecondou WEVERS.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Herring1967 @EmmaK67 yeah Emma. I'm changing mine to Charlie Con-Ghoul #halloweenfail

DO YOU WANNA TOUCH ME
 Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @TheDailyManning: News: 'Gary Glitter arrested.' Blimey, how far did the clocks go back?

OH YEAH
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: RT @jonny_saville: In all fairness, jimmy savile has ruined my life

CHARLIE'S PARENTS:
Marcus Dent's parents cast for Coronation Street
ITV.com  have announced that Marcus' parents, Ron and Janet Dent, will be turning up on the cobbles this winter. Ron will be played by Stephen Grief who has had dozens of roles in TV over the past few decades, including Blakes 7 and Silent Witness. 
He has also lent his voice to several video games such as Fable II and The Witcher. Janet will be played by Linda Clark, she has appeared in a few shows in the past including Emmerdale and That Peter Kay Thing. 
The pair will be arriving on the street on Christmas day.

CHARLIE'S DADDY 
frazer price
frazerpp: Go Stephen Greif! He is a diamond.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @frazerpp woo hoo!

CLOCK CHANGE 
OF LIFE
laurenlaverne
laurenlaverne: Really not feeling sorry for the people in my timeline who have been up all night raving, and think this is the same as getting up w kids.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne I'm with you sister. Ditto people who say having dogs is the same as kids
laurenlaverne
laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou OH MY GOD THAT. x
KirstieMAllsopp
KirstieMAllsopp: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne Dogs break you in, kids just break you Holiday great, next 2wks of time adjustment not great #1stWorldProblems
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @KirstieMAllsopp @laurenlaverne you can't hand your kids over to Battersea dogs home. Trust me, I've tried
laurenlaverne
laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou @KirstieMAllsopp It' s also frowned upon to leave them in the kitchen with a bowl of Bonio when they're going bananas. Having said that, my Dad used to claim his dog regularly "demanded" sandwiches & bowls of cereal.
KirstieMAllsopp
KirstieMAllsopp: @laurenlaverne @charliecondou Do watch @richardpbacon is having his first clock back, Sunday morning, alone for 3 hours until rest of house wakes. Shouldn't laugh, but feel it's karma a wee bit!
richardpbacon
richardpbacon: @KirstieMAllsopp @laurenlaverne @charliecondou it's a LONG three hours. It's been a long enough 45 minutes.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @KirstieMAllsopp @laurenlaverne @richardpbacon maybe this will be Arthur's first "poo leaking out of nappy and taking out clothes" day
richardpbacon
richardpbacon: @Charliecondou @kirstiemallsopp @laurenlaverne that would be his second
KirstieMAllsopp
KirstieMAllsopp: @laurenlaverne @charliecondou Just for clarity I'm not suffering. The kids have gone water skiing, I am quietly packing and looking at view.
laurenlaverne
laurenlaverne: @richardpbacon @Charliecondou @KirstieMAllsopp Nowadays my 2 y/o helpfully warns us - and everyone else in Pizza Express -"HERE COMES A POO"
GiuliaGhini
GiuliaGhini: @Charliecondou wish I read you before. Stepped outside to wait for Donatella, it is one hour in advance, and I locked myself out.
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @GiuliaGhini ahahaha, oh Paola!
missychristmas
missychristmas: @richardpbacon @kirstiemallsopp @laurenlaverne @charliecondou I've split from my kids' dad purely so he has them on clock change weekends!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @missychristmas haha
MrSimonTyler
MrSimonTyler: @laurenlaverne @Charliecondou Surely not as bad as THE HAND OF POO! http://t.co/pAbMuK5c
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @MrSimonTyler @laurenlaverne amazing

CORRIE’S NEW CHARACTER

Charliecondou: @shmouise amazing! http://t.co/lc6UcP37
Louise Sutton
Shmouise: @Charliecondou oy vey!

Charliecondou: @Shmouise isn't it?

DIVERSITY CHAT

 Above: Suran Dickson and Charlie Condou talking about Diversity Role Models on ITV Daybreak 25th October 2012.
Below: Aled Jones, Lorraine Kelly, Suran Dickson and Charlie Condou.

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