Thursday, September 29, 2011

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.132

THE TWITTER LOVE DIARIES PART 1

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: The Odyssey begins:the 6.33 from Leicester to London.if I can get up this early on a Sat in the E Mids surely Scotland can overcome England?

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @misterhsk Feel your pain. Just taken teenager to train station in my pyjamas. Too early. How are you? Wd be great to meet up x

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 yeah sure

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @misterhsk invite me to one of your supposedly legendary suppers. Unless Charlie's lying...

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 of course he's lying...aren't you the cooking expert?

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @misterhsk I'm counting on you to be my social life. People don't invite me for supper anymore. Too afraid..

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 do you think I get any invites?

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @misterhsk fair point. There's a deal to be struck here somewhere. You go first and I'll follow. Promise

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 you go first...I'll reciprocate. I promise...

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @misterhsk is your need for friends greater than mine? Fair point.

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @kitchencoach00 @misterhsk Oh get a room!

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @Charliecondou @misterhsk two sad, lonely people looking for friendship and all you can do is think of sex

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @kitchencoach00 @Charliecondou I'm not that sad and lonely. Charlie, can we talk about sex?

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou roast beef lunch tomorrow...coming?

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @misterhsk alas no, I'm still in @kitchencoach00's family pile. Back Monday. Unless I decide to squat

hardeep singh kohli

misterhsk: @Charliecondou there are "several" reasons I would consider squatting that place...

Justine Kanter

kitchencoach00: @charliecondou Have you vacated my home yet? Scrounger


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NEWS IS IN

Bren

Brendan_Surrey: #FF @Confidential_CC Anything about @Charliecondou delivered fresh & daily. All wrapt in the Weatherfield Gazette. Nom

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SWEATY COW DOC

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: Follow my mate @DrSarahParish , who's currently sweating buckets next to me on the train. Smelly cow

clarebalding1

clarebalding1: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish i'm onto her Charlie. Sweat n'all

PaulBurston

PaulBurston: @Charliecondou I love her already

thegarethmclean

thegarethmclean: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish Don't tell me that there is no air-conditioning on the Orient Express...

andywasley

andywasley: @Charliecondou @DrSarahParish Will I get a prize if I'm the 2000th follower?

andywasley

andywasley: @charliecondou @DrSarahParish Or 10,000th follower, even. Very clearly, I am an idiot.

TheJimMurray

TheJimMurray: @Charliecondou @drsarahparish....she's hot.

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @TheJimMurray She's married. And having several affairs

BABY HAS ARRIVED

Wendy_Wason

Wendy_Wason: After last night I suspect Riley's dad won't be allowed to breathe on him today. #wettingthebabyshead

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason Riley! Hooray!! That's better than Copenhagen

Wendy_Wason

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou kids were dead against Cooper because of a nasty character on some tv show. Xx

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason He looks beautiful. How are you feeling? We're still in the country, coming back Monday so I'll come over then

Wendy_Wason

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou cool. Be lovely to see you. He's delicious! xxx

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason text photos!

Wendy_Wason

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou I'm on it...xx

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten You were hilarious on celeb juice! I loved your clit response. (that's a sentence I've never said before)

denise_vanouten

denise_vanouten: @Charliecondou thanks Babe! Let me know when you are free for lunch with our bubs and@kazpoole x

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten Could do Monday.

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @drewdrew97 You haven't really got the hang of this yet have you?

itspipmccormac

itspipmccormac:
Debating which pre-teen children of celebrities are definitely going to be gay. Got two so far. That's not inappropriate, is it?

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @itspipmccormac Romeo beckham and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt?

itspipmccormac

itspipmccormac: @Charliecondou hadn't thought of Romeo. Was going with Shiloh and Damian Hurley. Ooh, the tally's up to three!

Lee Broom

leebroom: @itspipmccormac @charliecondou bit late in the day, but what about Blanket?

Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @leebroom @itspipmccormac No. Blanket will clearly be transgender

GO WEST

Louise Sutton

Shmouise: @Charliecondou are you oot and aboot tomorrow night, lovely? X

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Shmouise Oh I wish I was! Are you in London?? I'm in the country this week

Louise Sutton

Shmouise: @Charliecondou I am. I was. Heading northwards tomorrow.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Shmouise oh piss. Ah well, I'll be back up in a few weeks. Can you cope til then?

Louise Sutton

Shmouise: @Charliecondou it's touch and go, but I've got DVDs to get me through x

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @Shmouise DVDs of all my past eps presumably?

Louise Sutton

Shmouise: @Charliecondou boxed set. With commentary. My own.

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: This is the film you should all be going to see next week http://t.co/EUu8NeH5

David Kester

davidkester67: Up to Manchester today for a full day of casting...one if the best parts of my job

Charlie Condou

Charliecondou: @davidkester67 A casting?? What's the part? Can I audition??

David Kester

davidkester67: @Charliecondou Next please!!! ...only joking the part's yours...usual fee applies hehe x

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