Tuesday, September 24, 2013

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.854

GREAT BRITISH BAKE OFF
WHICH ONE?
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: I'm really struggling with #GBBO this year. I just can't decide between @cogitoergobake and @rubytandoh Can they both win @sueperkins ??
Jody_x
Jody_x: @Charliecondou  @sueperkins no @BecaMurphLP to win !!
GreigChristie
GreigChristie: @Charliecondou @sueperkins it's @cogitoergobake all the way for me, a GENUINE person, unlike some
kerrylove1
kerrylove1: @Charliecondou ruby is proving a dark horse we shall see
lost_boy28
lost_boy28: @Charliecondou @GlennCosby & @cogitoergobake are my favourites :-)

A THRILLING COMEDY
'CORDEN OFF'

scouserachel: DO SMITHY #bbc1 (worra load of rubbish)

scouserachel: @Shmouise I've turned over

Shmouise: @scouserachel smart move.

Charliecondou: @Shmouise @scouserachel I thought that too

scouserachel: @Charliecondou @Shmouise it's no Gavin and Stacy
Shmouise: @scouserachel @Charliecondou it's a comedy thriller, that's what it is.

POKER FACE

Dexfletch: Quality! #SunshineOnLeith

mrjamieeast: @Dexfletch Hey Dexter - film sounds awesome! Hope you're well and still thrashing people at poker.

Charliecondou: @mrjamieeast @Dexfletch he's a terrible poker player Jamie. TERRIBLE!

Dexfletch: @Charliecondou @mrjamieeast I have been known to rely on dumb luck but I'll meet you at the table any time my friend! Dxx

mrjamieeast: @Dexfletch @Charliecondou I was sucking up to him now he's hit the big time Charlie. He's no Grecco.

SPAS
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: I've got a day off, no kids, no work, nothing. This NEVER happens. @TitanicSpa here I come!!
AnthonyWatson
AnthonyWatson: @Charliecondou @TitanicSpa Enjoy :)
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @AnthonyWatson @TitanicSpa I can't wait
Brendan_Surrey
Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Daily Mail: Gay Corrie Star Abandons 'Family' To Indulge Himself :o)
Tash_1DX
Tash_1DX: Just saw peter and marcus from corrie!! AH!!
OliFuckinTommo
OliFuckinTommo: Just seen Marcus off corrie in bridge pub hahahahahahaha
TitanicSpa
TitanicSpa: RT @Charliecondou: I've got a day off, no kids, no work, nothing. This NEVER happens. @TitanicSpa here I come!!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @Amanda_Holden @DrSarahParish @Angela_Griffin I've just spent the day at @TitanicSpa . We HAVE to come here next spa break, it's amazing!
DrSarahParish
DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou @Amanda_Holden @Angela_Griffin @TitanicSpa Where is it??
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish @Amanda_Holden @Angela_Griffin @TitanicSpa Huddersfield
Jordannabethx
Jordannabethx: Marcus from corrie is on my train lol
janinetaylor15
janinetaylor15: @Charliecondou im the bus driver who knew u but didnt no where from today haha,i hope u enjoyed ure ride !!!!!!!
Charliecondou
Charliecondou: @janinetaylor15 haha nice to meet you x
janinetaylor15
janinetaylor15: @Charliecondou nice to meet u 2 x

VIGIL PICS
GeorgeHouseTrst
GeorgeHouseTrst: HIV candlelit vigil photos featuring @SirLP @Charliecondou @davidmcalmont @ManchesterPride as we remembered. HERE

DERMOT O'LEARY'S BULGE MAKES AN APPEARANCE ON THE CONDOU BLOG
mediaguardian
mediaguardian: X Factor: Dermot O'Leary's trousers prompt ratings bulge http://gu.com/p/3j29j/

radioleary: @mediaguardian Slow news day? X

StandComedyClub: @radioleary they only 'tackle' the big issues

radioleary: @StandComedyClub Nice...
BogiGeorgiev
BogiGeorgiev: The main story on capital radio today: Dermot O'Leary's tight trousers on the Xfactor, I'm sure we all noticed how tight they were :P
matt3lliott
matt3lliott: @radioleary looking well stocked there buddy!! #bulge #XFactor

daveberry_tweet: When you realise you've spent an hour of your radio show discussing @radioleary 's penis.

Charliecondou: @daveberry_tweet @radioleary it's the same in the Corrie green room. Was there a decision this year that your trousers should be that tight?

radioleary: @Charliecondou @daveberry_tweet I'll not lie to you boys, my people have been in bulge talks for months. It's bigger(;-)) than Yalta.

Charliecondou: RT @radioleary: @Charliecondou @daveberry_tweet I'll not lie to you boys, my people have been in bulge talks for months. It's bigger(;-)) than Yalta.

ShamTheMan: @radioleary @Charliecondou @daveberry_tweet #dermotsbulge is regularly trending on Saturday and Sunday nights now.

darthedge1967: @radioleary @Charliecondou @daveberry_tweet but no bulge compares to @ollyofficial's bulge!

Salter_Sam: @ShamTheMan @radioleary @Charliecondou @daveberry_tweet :-D That's what is pulling in the millions.

Tom_in_Oz_: @radioleary @Charliecondou Dermot, sadly your TWITTER blog is just one groin shot after another.... #goodforRATINGS obv http://blog4dermotoleary.blogspot.com.au/2013/09/dermot-oleary-no256.html

Charliecondou: @radioleary @daveberry_tweet it's a growing (;-)) trend. If the Corrie audience can't see my knob from now on, I'm not doing my job properly

oh_bradley: @Charliecondou @radioleary @daveberry_tweet is this a #battlesofthebulge.
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THE WYNN FACTOR

BobbyCNorris: Starting to forget what clock's actually look like due to the major lack of them in Vegas.. #NeverKnowTheTime

Charliecondou: @BobbyCNorris LOVE Vegas!! Where are you staying? The Wynn is incredible.

BobbyCNorris: @Charliecondou I LOVE the Wynn! I keep coming back here but unfortunately not staying here, but think I might check in for a night? You ok x

Charliecondou: @BobbyCNorris yes all good. Stuck in Weatherfield though. I'd much rather be there!!

BobbyCNorris: @Charliecondou haha well I'll come cover you on @itvcorrie for a few weeks, ill be the new hairdresser from Essex working for Audrey? #imaj

Charliecondou: @BobbyCNorris @itvcorrie haha amazing! X

THE NEW T-SHIRT, YO!

katherine_kelly: Breaking Bad. One more ep to go. I actually had a dream about it last night. It's all too much!

Vicky_McClure: @katherine_kelly gutted it's coming to an end!! X

Charliecondou: @Vicky_McClure @katherine_kelly I've just bought myself a "Pollos Hermanos" T-shirt #obsessed

Vicky_McClure: @Charliecondou @katherine_kelly have an A1 day!! :)

Charliecondou: @Vicky_McClure @katherine_kelly Ive started saying "yo" at the end of sentences.I'll be honest,it doesn't sound right from middle class lips

'MARCUS AND MARIA'
THE NEW T-SHIRT
realsamia: Headache. Throat ache. Body ache. Not well... it's that time of year!!
NicolaAnderton: @realsamia I'm not surprised the way you was running about yesterday, you did brilliant well done x
realsamia: @NicolaAnderton I was shattered! @BrookeLVincent was fab wasn't she! Cu soon lovely Xx
Charliecondou: @realsamia I've forgotten what you look like
Iankershaw: @Charliecondou @realsamia she's like Bambi with hair
realsamia: @Iankershaw @Charliecondou lol Ta Kersh! X don't worry you'll be sick of the sight of me soon!
natashaloviexo
natashaloviexo: @Charliecondou seriously when are you and @realsamia having a storyline in corrie?! its been ages

FROM SOMEWHERE
OVER THE RAINBOW
- IN OZ -

MURDOCH ENDORSED AUSTRALIAN P.M. MADE AN ELECTION PROMISE TO "STOP THE REFUGEE BOATS!"
Confidential_CC: . . . Tony Abbott . . . Hmm was gonna say something politically witty or socially interesting but just can't be arsed.
vinrock39: @Confidential_CC stop the boats.repeat. Stop the boats. Repeat.stop the boats.
Confidential_CC: Nah @vinrock39 just stop the newspapers & gov agencies that let us know the boats are arriving . . . Helps when Murdoch can remove real news
vinrock39: @Confidential_CC it's actually rather clever (or deceitful). Not reported so it didn't happen. First Tory policy achieved!

ABC NEWS AUSTRALIA: 7 ASYLUM SEEKER BOATS WITH 480 PASSENGERS HAVE ARRIVED SINCE 7 SEPTEMBER 2013

Labor's immigration spokesman Tony Burke has attacked the Federal Government's changes to announcements about asylum seeker boat arrivals, warning of a "culture of secrecy".
The previous government issued media alerts every time a boat arrived, but no new alerts have been issued since the new Government was sworn in. The ABC asked both Customs and the Immigration Department whether any boats have arrived in recent days, but the questions were referred back to the Minister's office. A spokesman for the Immigration Minister Scott Morrison would not say if any boats had arrived, and said further details about the Government's Operation Sovereign Borders policy would be provided soon. "Updates will be provided on Operation Sovereign Borders. We will be making further comments on these matters next week," he said in a statement. In a statement on Saturday, Mr Morrison said the Government will manage the information in a way that supports the success of Operation Sovereign Borders, and that the claim by Labor that information is not being provided proves they are 'hyper-sensitive". Labor's spokesman, former immigration minister Tony Burke, says the disclosure of information should be automatic. "I have had journalists from all publications ringing me today saying, 'How do we find out?'" he told Lateline. "They've been ringing the department and asking if boats have come and they've told them to go to Scott Morrison's office but Scott Morrison's office aren't answering questions. "The policy, I thought, was that they would stop the boats not hide the information. My concern goes to whether or not they're wanting to re-create a culture of secrecy. "It should simply be a matter of course that whether the news is good for the government or bad for the government, the Australian people are told." Acting Opposition Leader, and former immigration minister, Chris Bowen says the government is being deceitful. "This is a disgrace. Stopping the boats is not the same as stopping the press releases," he said. "Stopping the boats does not mean not telling the Australian people when a boat has arrived. It's simple, a boat arrives, you tell the Australian people. "Anything short of that is deceit and not being upfront about it." Bill Shorten says the Coalition should work with the Opposition on asylum seekers, and not against them. "The fact that the Abbott government is proposing to hide information from the Australian people, speaks volumes for their trust in the Australian people," he said. "If you want to be able to defeat criminal syndicates, work with the Opposition, don't demonise the people coming here, let's make the high seas safe for all." Parliamentary secretary Steve Ciobo has told Sky News Labor's suggestions are "shrill" and "hysterical" and says the new government and the system will be transparent. "This isn't a culture of secrecy it's been about 48 to 72 hours since the Government was sworn in, we've got a three-star general that's going to be there operating the framework, now whether you get the particular information from point A or point B does it really matter?" he said. "What matters is the information is there that its transparent and that will become apparent in due course."

Seven asylum seeker boats - carrying 480 passengers - arrived between the September 7 election and last Tuesday, the day before the Coalition Government was sworn in.

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