CHARLIE CONDOU - No.695

NOT TOO SPICY

Joe_Stone_: Lovely chatting with you @Charliecondou - still waiting for my jealousy to subside about dining with the Spice Girls

Charliecondou: @Joe_Stone_ really nice talking to you! Sorry about the spice girls, and ill race you to girls aloud

ChasCondouBlog: @Joe_Stone_  HE'S NOT FOND OF GERI, YA KNOW  @Charliecondou 

A BIT OF A LET DOWN

PaulBurston: #Polari tonight and I have a face like a shrunken balloon.

ChasCondouBlog: @PaulBurston you need some one to blow you ..... up (was gonna say blow job but that would be rude)

PaulBurston: @ChasCondouBlog cheeky!

ChasCondouBlog: @PaulBurston it's better than cheesy x

AND THEY SAID IT WOULDN'T LAST! 

Charliecondou: Happy 2nd birthday to @ChasCondouBlog run by the marvellous @SirThomasWynne . He knows more about me than I do!

ChasCondouBlog: @Charliecondou happy anniversary to us x

SirThomasWynne: @Charliecondou and happy anniversary from me also

# 2 years of blogging

# 695 posts

# A daily average readership of between 6,000 - 11,000 people

BIKINIS...AND HOW TO SCORE ONE!

KlassMyleene: CONGRATS @sophie_monroe. Correct. You win one of my @littlewoods bikinis. Please follow them, they'll DM you. #myleenesbikinigiveaway

Charliecondou: @KlassMyleene me and Cam are going to Miami next week. Can we have bikinis too?

NO SAUCE PLEASE WE'RE BRITISH

Charliecondou: @aliJcorrie I had a dream about you last night. You'll be glad to hear it wasn't a saucy one. I've been having too many of those lately

G3 AWARDS TONIGHT

damoncorrie: @Charliecondou woo hoo! Definitely a fun Friday ahead, Charles xx

Charliecondou: Having it large with @damoncorrie tonight! By large I mean I'm planning on being out til 10

damoncorrie: @Charliecondou and if we're out til 10, who knows what mischief we could get up to ? X

DanHughesOnline: looking forward to the @OutInTheCityMag & @g3editor awards tonight with @chrisscousewife @Markscousewife & our host @Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @DanHughesOnline @OutInTheCityMag @g3editor @chrisscousewife @Markscousewife see you there x

Rena_Brannan: Tonight my wife @sophieannaward MC's with the charming @Charliecondou and she's not too bad either @g3editor @OutInTheCityMag Readers Awards

DICK AND DOM DAZE

Charliecondou: @OwenJones84 you were great on telly the other night, but nothing compared to your Dick n Dom days 

laurenlaverne: @Charliecondou @OwenJones84 Was that last week?

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne @OwenJones84 hard to tell, Owen's looked the same age for years (ie 12)

OwenJones84: @Charliecondou @laurenlaverne I was so chuffed I got to wear my little tie as well!

laurenlaverne: @OwenJones84 @Charliecondou I'm sure Dick and Dom were delighted to hear your views on why Thatcherism was a national catastrophe. X

Brendan_Surrey: @laurenlaverne @OwenJones84 @Charliecondou Katie Hopkins never got to do Dick 'n' Dom. Still bitter

laurenlaverne: @Brendan_Surrey @OwenJones84 @Charliecondou They're probably relieved, though. People have been msging me about her ever since the show...

CORRIE CAST: CAN'T BOWL, CAN'T CATCH !

lane_paula: To say I was the only girl I did quite well. The boys in the cast are very competitive though!

Charliecondou: @lane_paula who went?? #neverinvited

lane_paula: @Charliecondou  Aaw next time! It was after the meeting. Ben, IPD, John @fountain1987 and Mikey. Thinking about setting up a bowling team!

Charliecondou: @lane_paula I'm in!! I'm really good* at bowling, I'd be great! (*not very good)

27 TINY REASONS

TahmohPenikett: 27 Reasons Kids Are Pretty Much Just Tiny Drunk Adults http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/reasons-kids-are-pretty-much-just-tiny-drunk-adults … via @buzzfeed

Charliecondou: @TahmohPenikett my 1 year old son has just started walking. It's like being out with a drunk midget

I WORE SANDALS (AND A SMILE) - WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE?

HouseofHaughton: Seriously though, what do you wear on your last day at work?

Charliecondou: @HouseofHaughton wear your Gestapo uniform

HouseofHaughton: @Charliecondou it's at the dry cleaners!

HRWright: Good luck to @HouseofHaughton on his last day at @THTorguk - he was a joy to work with there and is a lovely friend.

ChasCondouBlog: @HouseofHaughton @HRWright @THTorguk Tom I retired last Nov. I wore sandals, high waist shorts & a trilby - retired from teaching in style!

DAWN PORTER HASN'T SEEN IT!!!

hotpatooties: There are two types of people - those who have seen Game of Thrones, and those who haven't. I haven't.

Charliecondou: @hotpatooties you realise you are now going to gets thousands of tweets saying if they've seen it or not? I haven't FYI

shebahronay: @Charliecondou @hotpatooties me neither. Surmise in 140 characters?

Charliecondou: @shebahronay @hotpatooties well obviously we can't surmise, we haven't seen it!!

shebahronay: @Charliecondou @hotpatooties but you must have heard a lot from those that spout on about it. I don't get out.

Charliecondou: @shebahronay @hotpatooties I know you see Alfie Allen's bum. Some gays were talking about it on the train

shebahronay: @Charliecondou @hotpatooties plus, are "they" a "type" of people who see it? We may not be, you see. Or is on Sky? I don't have Sky

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou @shebahronay @hotpatooties This is the best episode of "The Late Review" ever.

shebahronay: @Charliecondou @hotpatooties you see - THOSE type of people.

shebahronay: @caitlinmoran @Charliecondou @hotpatooties Is it about toilets? Thrones and bums?

shebahronay: @Charliecondou in other news, have you seen: GAMU IS BACK!

Charliecondou: @shebahronay of COURSE!! I met her a few weeks ago. I love Gamu

THE DERMOT O'LEARY BLOG RE-TWEETED BY DAWN PORTER 

THE CHARLIE CONDOU BLOG RE-TWEETED BY CHRIS O’DOWD

Actor Chris O'Dowd sent congrats and tweeted the CCC blog link to his following when the Charlie Condou Blog celebrated 300 posts.
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