CHARLIE CONDOU - No.550

CORRIE'S CRAZY KIRSTY 

VS 

MAD MYA

leejonathan: this surrogate baby story is going to get on my nerves #corrie

ThisIsTimGreen: @leejonathan apart from Kirsty/Tyrone, everything else feels like filler at the moment.
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Charliecondou: @ThisIsTimGreen @leejonathan ahem

ThisIsTimGreen: @Charliecondou @leejonathan you've not been in it this week. Wasn't talking about you :-) x

leejonathan: @Charliecondou @ThisIsTimGreen yes, there's you too. but you've not been in it for a fortnight. when is carla back?

Charliecondou: @ThisIsTimGreen oh. As you were.

leejonathan: @ThisIsTimGreen @Charliecondou this kirsty one is very good. am loving it. they must keep her forever.

Charliecondou: @leejonathan @ThisIsTimGreen she's alright I suppose. She's no Marcus though @NatalieGumede

NatalieGumede: @Charliecondou @leejonathan @thisistimgreen well....could Marcus pack knickers the way Kirsty does? X

leejonathan: @Charliecondou @ThisIsTimGreen @NatalieGumede no one's been this bonkers since mad mya.

ThisIsTimGreen: @leejonathan @charliecondou @nataliegumede amazing villainess!

Charliecondou: @ThisIsTimGreen @leejonathan @nataliegumede you won't get anything out of her while Strictly is on. She's weirdly obsessed

NatalieGumede: @Charliecondou @thisistimgreen @leejonathan sorry yes, ahem, MWAH-HA-HA! Thank you :)

leejonathan: @Charliecondou @ThisIsTimGreen @nataliegumede natalie should start following the inner gay twitter massive, there's a lot of love for kirsty

AND ANOTHER THING

Charliecondou: RT @bindelj: Another thing that irritates the hell out of me. Folk who disagree with you starting a point with, "er"

Charliecondou: RT @bimadew: Ashton looks like he's doing that 'concealer under the brows' thing. O_o #scd

WHO KNOWS

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Dylandesouza: He who knows others is wise, he who knows himself is enlightened

‏ Charliecondou: @Dylandesouza hippy
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Dylandesouza: @Charliecondou some would call it that.. Others appreciate  :-)

Charliecondou: @Dylandesouza other hippies
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Dylandesouza: @Charliecondou

SORTED

‏flintoff11: Got to see my favourite physio @PhysioRooster this morning hopefully sort my shoulder out , it's not good mate !!

Charliecondou: @flintoff11 well done mate x

THINGS TO DO ON TRAINS

‏nickdiscoblood: Train journeys are well boring.

Charliecondou: @nickdiscoblood innit doh

PaulPopplewell: @nickdiscoblood knock one out!

Charliecondou: @PaulPopplewell @nickdiscoblood oh Paul

PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou @nickdiscoblood what? Nick always does it!! 

nickdiscoblood: @Charliecondou wozzit yo.

Charliecondou: @PaulPopplewell @nickdiscoblood on trains? really?? I normally read Heat and do sudoku

PaulPopplewell: @Charliecondou @nickdiscoblood I read the news and listen to music. I could use a portable DVD player

nickdiscoblood: @Charliecondou @paulpopplewell solitaire and twitter

Charliecondou: @nickdiscoblood @paulpopplewell I'm halfway between London and Manc and haven't knocked one out yet.I wonder if there's time before Wilmslow

nickdiscoblood: @Charliecondou @paulpopplewell ew

Charliecondou: @nickdiscoblood what's wrong with Wilmslow??

stacks3stripe: @Charliecondou @PaulPopplewell @nickdiscoblood stunt wank.

nickdiscoblood: @stacks3stripe @charliecondou @paulpopplewell so immature

brianfruity: on train back to Manchester

Charliecondou: @brianfruity ooh me too, what train?

brianfruity: @Charliecondou on the Birmingham one

Charliecondou: @brianfruity just arriving into Manchester

brianfruity: @Charliecondou ahh ok another 30 minutes for me

I HAVE ISSUES

scouserachel: I love nigella but this insatiable need she has to "bejewel" perfectly good food with pomegranate needs to end.

Charliecondou: @gracedent @scouserachel I'm wearing a dress made entirely of pomegranate to the Inside Soap awards

scouserachel: @Charliecondou @gracedent RIP CHARLIE

gracedent: @Charliecondou @scouserachel I'm banging a pomegranate with a wooden spoon over a low-cal asparagus cup-a-soup right now.

scouserachel: @gracedent @Charliecondou *sets fire to east London*

KEEP CALM

ShobnaGulati: Tweet ta dees my Sunday Manta

Charliecondou: @ShobnaGulati how do we know it's you?

SallyAnMatthews: @Charliecondou @shobnagulati That's what I was thinking.... x

Charliecondou: @SallyAnMatthews @shobnagulati it's her, she just texted me

SallyAnMatthews: @Charliecondou @shobnagulati Jolly good x

STARVING DITTO

‏MarcuscollinsUK: Starving

Charliecondou: @MarcuscollinsUK ditto

HAYSI FANTAYZEE

iamangelhaze: Lightning Bolt - Jake Bugg

“Everyone I see just wants to walk with gritted teeth
But I just stand by and I wait my time
They say you gotta tow the line, they want the water not the wine
But when I see the signs I jump on that lightning bolt”

Charliecondou: I'm a massive fan of @iamangelhaze , "New York" is my current obsession

THE OLD HOTFOOT REMEDY

jodieharsh: I have the most rotten cold I've ever experienced. But I'm not moaning!! I have a flu jab every year, why's there no cold jab? Scientists?!!

laurenlaverne: @jodieharsh Weirdest tip EVER: Vicks on the soles of yr feet B4 bed (then socks). A cabbie told me: Lifesaver w kids - works!

jodieharsh: @laurenlaverne that is so bizarre. Right, I'm trying it tonight. I'll report back!

Charliecondou: @jodieharsh @laurenlaverne Lauren is that really true, or is this tweet codeine-fuelled? Because I'll try anything to shift mine

THINGS GO BETTER WITH . . . 

Charliecondou: RT @BretEastonEllis: Come over at do bring coke now

‏wlmager: Think that was a DM to the 26yr old? RT @BretEastonEllis Come over at do bring coke now

jamesrbuk: @D_Shariatmadari Best DM fail ever? @BretEastonEllis

THE PHALLIC HOUSE 

Charliecondou: I want to live here


HarryCowmilker: @Charliecondou Whar! In a tree?

Outreachyouth: @Charliecondou isn't it great - we would have invited you to tea if we had known you were visiting Suffolk - still have a great time

Charliecondou: @Outreachyouth ah, next time!

LawrenceJody: @Charliecondou looks like baby jakes windmill off Cbeebies

Charliecondou: @LawrenceJody yes!

Cath_Tyldesley: @Charliecondou wow! Where is that? X

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley Suffolk. The house we're in is even more amazing

Cath_Tyldesley: @Charliecondou wow #jel x

Charliecondou: @Cath_Tyldesley google Dune house in Suffolk. Then book it for a weekend away!!

dawnward4: @Charliecondou where is that? A bit top heavy lol Xx

Charliecondou: @dawnward4 Suffolk!

colsonsmith: @Charliecondou Has it got a lift? ;)

THIS HELEN IS NOT WORTH IT 

WorthHelen: @Charliecondou @Cath_Tyldesley Blackpool lights were my last weekend away! I highly recommend a trip there!! One word.. Amazing! :)

Charliecondou: A fake profile @WorthHelen

MagentaPurple2: @Charliecondou Can see he or she has tweeted you. Very odd as you can verify with Helen

rachiloulou: @Charliecondou @WorthHelen does she have a real one? xx

Charliecondou: @rachiloulou @WorthHelen no x

SMALL FAN 

glc1982: Aidan just stood and waved at @Charliecondou . Think i make him watch corrie too much :-)

Charliecondou: @glc1982 you have the cutest little boy x

glc1982: @Charliecondou ahh thank you, didn't want to impose or would have asked for a photo.

Charliecondou: @glc1982 next time x

BOOKINGS 

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry It's terribly good, I'm hooked. I WILL be sane! Got @jpflintoff's to read next

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou thanks. Hoping this has been good for a few sales :-)

Bullying 

Charliecondou: RT @oliviamunn: I don't know how we can stop the bullying, but its got to stop. Enough is enough. Rest in Peace David Q. Phan XOX  http://t.co/K8R2Rp4E

AND IF YOU LOOK HARD ENOUGH IN THE REFLECTION YOU CAN SEE WHAT CHARLIE WAS WEARING WHEN HE TOOK THE SNAP - OR NOT WEARING AS THE CASE MAY BE!

Charliecondou: My view this morning

HappyHarry62: @Confidential_CC Ha ha I love it - hadn't spotted that but enjoying it now!

ViscountLeighto: @Confidential_CC *coughs* One can see black boxer short ;) #hotflush

Confidential_CC: @ViscountLeighto YES one can see @Charliecondou 's boxers now you mention it...I only saw his shirt *facepalm*

‏ViscountLeighto: @Confidential_CC @charliecondou Eagle eye all the way for me. ;)

Confidential_CC: @ViscountLeighto @Charliecondou In Australia we have another word *PERV* lol

ViscountLeighto: @Confidential_CC @charliecondou Well I'll be mental not to perv on the gorgeous Mr. Condou. Would you throw him out of bed #answerinpostbox

Confidential_CC: @ViscountLeighto @Charliecondou Soz I don't do house calls but Dr Thomas Wynn might x
 
Charliecondou: And the house I'm staying in   


treece27: @Charliecondou Where's that?

Charliecondou: @treece27 thorpeness, Suffolk

Charliecondou: The Dune House in Suffolk. Incredible

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou gorgeous. The view. Not you. Obvs.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason it's impossible to get star anise down here though

Wendy_Wason: @Charliecondou hahahahahahaha. Makes me laugh so much xxx

stuartsandford: @Charliecondou beautiful, looks like one helluva sunrise.

Charliecondou: @stuartsandford it's just stunning

jessiewilliams9: @Charliecondou very jealous. Been wanting to stay their ages. Such a long waiting list... Guess I'll just have to come for a cuppa now!!! :)

Charliecondou: @jessiewilliams9 it's amazing

ClareMariscal: @Charliecondou Whhhaaa! I've always wanted to go in there every time I'm staying at Soph's place down the beach. Bet that one has heating! X

Charliecondou: @ClareMariscal is Sophie's on this stretch? I texted her but haven't heard back

ClareMariscal: @Charliecondou It's on the other side of the village - left from you as you're facing the sea.You lucky sod! :-P

wilcoxster: @Charliecondou wow that's @alaindebotton project isn't it? Thorpness & Dunwich are magical, love thought of medieval city, now under sea!

Charliecondou: @wilcoxster @alaindebotton it is indeed. Incredible house

wilcoxster: @Charliecondou incredibly luck you! Ps as a gay parent too I have to say how brilliant your openness & awareness raising has been.

Charliecondou: @wilcoxster thanks very much

RECENT SNAPS OF CHARLIE CONDOU AND SAMIA GHADIE IN CORONATION STREET

This was the "come back to bed Marcus" scene where Maria wanted some more "afternoon delight" at 9am.

PHOTOS IN MANCHESTER

Below: Charlie Condou and Paula Lane on a night out in Manchester.