CHARLIE CONDOU - No.545

YING/YANG

DrSarahParish: I've been hacked people. I have not made $167.16 from taking surveys and I would never use the word Awesome unless under duress.

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish that's what you get for BEING MEAN TO ME

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou Bite me.........no really, bite me, I like being bitten! BTW did my hacker tweet you?

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish no. I wonder who it was? My money's on @Amanda_Holden

Amanda_Holden: @DrSarahParish @Charliecondou What money?!! Place your bets!! Also Parish check your emails re Xmas works do! xx

DrSarahParish: @Amanda_Holden @charliecondou copy that. Will check now. You on for a Xmas trough out Condou?

THE HUNGER GAMES

BrookeLVincent: I'm hungry and stuff in traffic .... 2 things I don't like to be!!!

Charliecondou: @BrookeLVincent three words: Drive. Thru. McDonalds

BrookeLVincent: @Charliecondou 4 words gridlock on motorway smartarse!!

CHARLIE'S LUNCH

_DanielRyan: That drive from Stratford-upon to lovely Brighton was a tad too moist for me. 8 show week and delighted to be home with a large one!

Charliecondou: @_DanielRyan Your producer is my lovely mate Tara. I just had lunch with her and Nina Sosanya, who sends her love

_DanielRyan: @Charliecondou She is fablious. As are you and Nina x

Charliecondou: RT @YaketyYakVoices: Make sure to catch Nina Sosanya as Kate in tonight's episode of Last Tango in Halifax! 9pm BBC1

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou hope you had a nice lunch x

Charliecondou: @Philippa_Perry It was wonderful, my first visit. Did you?? Lovely to meet you in person x

Philippa_Perry: @Charliecondou I go there about 2ce a week. It's also nice if I'm dining alone.

I’LL HAVE WHAT SHE SAID

Charliecondou: Couldn't have put it better myself


Charliecondou: @girlsteve I was very impressed with your "Open letter on Marcus & Maria"; couldnt have put it better myself x

girlsteve: @Charliecondou Thank you very much, really pleased you enjoyed it.

cristo_radio: @Charliecondou actually brilliant.

MellyPhil: @Charliecondou Can I be like her when I "grow up"? Why does society label people? Should be, 2 consenting adults love each other, so what?

Charliecondou: @MellyPhil quite

THE NEW BRUCE

Charliecondou: Twitter keeps suggesting I follow Strictly contestants. It also tells me that @nataliegumede is following each and every one of them

NatalieGumede: @Charliecondou well then you can see it's the sensible thing to do! X

Charliecondou: @NatalieGumede if I didn't know you better I'd say you had a frightening obsession

brianfruity: @NatalieGumede @charliecondou she is going to be the new Bruce!!! Her commentary is ace

NatalieGumede: @brianfruity @charliecondou what Brian said :)

v23474: @NatalieGumede @charliecondou Who do you think will win this year?

Charliecondou: @v23474 @NatalieGumede No idea, but Natalie is totally going to win next year

#42 - THE MEANING OF LIFE

mouthwaite: @katemagowan @stacks3stripe @stuartmurphy100 OMG did I completely miss out my fave? Baby that's standard! #didisaystandardat42?

stacks3stripe: @mouthwaite @katemagowan this is ace. Just a list of fit women for me to work with.

mouthwaite: @stacks3stripe @katemagowan I think it should only be women.don't start writing parts for Helen Flanagan or anyone looks good in a bikini

stacks3stripe: @mouthwaite @katemagowan I'm sure you look wonderful in a bikini AND CAN ACT. X

Charliecondou: @stacks3stripe @mouthwaite @katemagowan I would watch any of you in a bikini (yes I'm including you Stacks. In fact,if I'm honest, only you)

katemagowan: @mouthwaite @Charliecondou @stacks3stripe brilliant. Thats it then. Us girls. Boiler suits, ski wear, bikinis, it a global drama obvs!

mouthwaite: @Charliecondou @stacks3stripe @katemagowan hilare!!!!

mouthwaite: @Charliecondou @stacks3stripe @katemagowan Instead of a script maybe we just need a night out! X

Charliecondou: @mouthwaite @stacks3stripe @katemagowan Now there's an idea!

stacks3stripe: @mouthwaite @Charliecondou @katemagowan ok. But I'm not wearing a bikini. Not after last time.

katemagowan: @mouthwaite @Charliecondou @stacks3stripe Jesus. I DEFINITELY need a night out. Standard. *puts on teenager face*

stacks3stripe: @katemagowan @mouthwaite @Charliecondou True dat.

mouthwaite: @katemagowan @charliecondou @stacks3stripe I am sooo overdue one! (night out that is) baby,then work. blah.blah.blah.this fri music palace?

MY REVISED OPINION

oldham18: @Charliecondou can i get a rt or reply.?:P doing exams and i would like someone to entertain me whilst revising :) xx

Charliecondou: @oldham18 No you cant. Get off Twitter and go and do some revision immediately!

oldham18: @Charliecondou wahoo still a reply ;) xx

PADDY AND PATTI - OFFERS

_Paddy_White_: So you meet someone who is in a reality TV show and they ask you on a date but there would be a camera crew present. Do you go?

Charliecondou: @_Paddy_White_ What's the fee?

ClarePatti: Seen Birthday Offer- It's our birthday, we can do what we want...http://conta.cc/SNhSIj via #constantcontact

Charliecondou: @ClarePatti Hello lovely x

Charliecondou: RT @TheRSC: We have a limited number of £5 tickets available for The Mouse and his Child, this Thursday at 7pm - http://t.co/IzRmbwPt - promo code 9096

GANGNAM STYLE CHARLIE

mumof3kids: @Charliecondou Thought this would make you smile hope it works lol
CLICK LINK TO SEE DANCING CHARLIE: http://t.co/BvR7soTX

Charliecondou: @mumof3kids hahaha

mumof3kids: @Charliecondou glad you liked xx :)

WHEN THE PAST CATCHES UP 
WITH EVERYONE!!!

Charliecondou: I always remove my trousers before looking for a contact lens too! @JakeCanuso


JakeCanuso: @Charliecondou you are so evil!!!!!!

Charliecondou: @JakeCanuso Look how young you were!!!!

JakeCanuso: @Charliecondou and how we did anything for a few £

Charliecondou: @JakeCanuso (I of course, havent changed)

JakeCanuso: @Charliecondou wait u til I drag something out from your past!  I might start with judge dread

Charliecondou: @JakeCanuso Pah! Someone already did that last night!!

liamwaterloo: @Charliecondou @JakeCanuso Firstly: BRILLIANT. Secondly: I didn't know Victoria Coren has a pop career.

JakeCanuso: @Charliecondou well there's more. Much more. I shall be youtubing on e back from the gym. Haha

Charliecondou: @liamwaterloo @JakeCanuso hahahaha

JakeCanuso: @liamwaterloo @charliecondou yes. Just keep looking at her - it's not the Royal Ballet that my Mother envisaged for me when she let me come to London.

JakeCanuso: @Charliecondou flawless skin though, I admit

carlhopgood: @Charliecondou I just came across this painting of you by #alessandroraho happy memories Remember that day well! X

Charliecondou: @carlhopgood Haha my parents have that painting now!

carlhopgood: @Charliecondou aww that's sweet x

THE EGO HAS LANDED

IN WEATHERFIELD

jenniemcalpine: Watched something amazing today from the super talented @quarterbluematt Well done mate. I LOVE it! #textsantacorrieoke

quarterbluematt: @jenniemcalpine Thank you Jen, i'm glad you liked it!!! Where did you see it ? I've been told to keep it back as there may be a big reveal!

jenniemcalpine: @quarterbluematt Al showed me. Gutted I missed the green room premiere! x

quarterbluematt: @jenniemcalpine Haha yeah it was a laugh, everyone seemed to enjoy it ! Thank you so much for being in it Jennie, you were brilliant :)

msm4rsh: @quarterbluematt @jenniemcalpine was it good matt? X

Charliecondou: @msm4rsh @quarterbluematt @jenniemcalpine I bet I’m amazing in it. Probably the best

quarterbluematt: @Charliecondou @msm4rsh @jenniemcalpine Everyone was amazing in it Charlie, I would find I difficult to pick a favourite !

DREDDING IT!

DiarmuidC: Is that a young @Charliecondou I see in Judge Dredd?! #TooCute

Charliecondou: @DiarmuidC my god I was skinny!

Chloaaay_: Served @Charliecondou at work today, lovely guy!

Charliecondou: @Chloaaay_ where do you work?

Chloaaay_: @Charliecondou topman

Charliecondou: @Chloaaay_ aha! Nice to meet you x

brianfruity: Ermmmm I know I milked my Birthday but it was yesterday "coughs" no flowers or cards or tweets use 2 @shelleyanorphan @Charliecondou 

Charliecondou: @brianfruity @shelleyanorphan happy belated 50th!!!! X

brianfruity: @Charliecondou @shelleyanorphan Jesus I know I looked rough on my visit to Corrie but 50th ahhhhhhh xxx

tamsinattrill: @PaulBurston @Charliecondou you seen this? http://t.co/uOFLwkg0

Charliecondou: @tamsinattrill @PaulBurston I saw it, what a charming man

SUBLIMINAL SEXUALITY 
IN CORRIE

Above: In this scene from Corrie 26-11-2012, Jason moans to his mother Eileen, that he can't hold down a relationship with a girl for more than five minutes and that his last girlfriend (Maria), dumped him for a gay bloke (Marcus)...

NB. The body language in this scene was interesting! 

As Jason says, "Dumped me for a gay bloke," he caresses and strokes the big red sauce bottle lovingly
#soooogay #phallic #SecretlyLovesMarcus

SOMETHING WARM AND FUZZY HAS LANDED IN WEATHERFIELD

Below: Press play to see a collection of advertisements featuring the Meerkat gang visiting Coronation Street.

ALAN HALSALL SAYS P.M.S.L.

Confidential_CC: @alanhalsall Latest blog updates: "ALAN MAKES IT HARD" O(>_<)O (cont) http://tl.gd/k55et0 ”

alanhalsall: @Confidential_CC @Charliecondou HAHA PMSL

CarruthersJamie: @Confidential_CC Corrie will have to take camera shots from above the waist only !!!!

Confidential_CC: @CarruthersJamie . . . and from the back - obviously!

JAKE CANUSO SAYS IT'S PURE EVIL

Confidential_CC: @JakeCanuso Charlie Condou Blog updates: "WHEN THE PAST CATCHES UP WITH YOU!!!" (cont) http://tl.gd/k5b2ne

JakeCanuso: @Confidential_CC pure evilness

Confidential_CC: @JakeCanuso Jake somebody sent @Charliecondou a painting from when he was about 20 and weighed 6 stone - that's EVIL (I had to shield my eyes)