CHARLIE CONDOU - No.504

SWANSEA

JKCorden: Im in Swansea. What should i do?

Charliecondou: @JKCorden double drop Valium and sleep through it

MAN OF THE REAR

MIKEYBUCKLEY: @Charliecondou @caitlinmoran hello Man of the year! I wanted to give you a sash and a tiara but was shouted down #attitudeawards

Charliecondou: @MIKEYBUCKLEY @caitlinmoran I will NEVER forgive you

Charliecondou: @MIKEYBUCKLEY @caitlinmoran Someone walked passed us yesterday and said "congratulations Man of the Year". He didn't even look like a gay!!

MIKEYBUCKLEY: @Charliecondou @caitlinmoran how funny.

caitlinmoran: @MIKEYBUCKLEY @Charliecondou I would NEVER refer to Charlie as "Man of the Year." he's unbearable as it is

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran @MIKEYBUCKLEY C "Man up my rear" etc etc

STRICTLY COME GAYDAR

Charliecondou: RT @Eamonn_Forde: Dancing = walking for show-offs.

gracedent: If Flavian and Lewis aren’t at it, there’s something wrong with the earth’s forces. I mean COME ON. #scd

scouserachel: *OUT OF OFFICE*

gracedent: @scouserachel he has a nice smile

tomgormer: @gracedent @scouserachel gay.

scouserachel: @tomgormer @gracedent not.

Charliecondou: @tomgormer @gracedent @scouserachel TOTALLY gay

scouserachel: @Charliecondou @tomgormer @gracedent never seen dirty dancing. not gay.

marcooth: @scouserachel @Charliecondou @tomgormer @gracedent I also concluded that he was NOT GAY.

‏Charliecondou: @scouserachel @tomgormer @gracedent plucked eyebrows. Can do the splits. Gay

X FACTOR WRAP-UP

Charliecondou: Watching MK1 and every now and again Charlie slips into posh girl voice. She's fooling nobody

Charliecondou: RT @scouserachel: Its all go tonight RT @Aisleyne1: I need to bust Jahmaine's virginity

Charliecondou: We always fast forward the bit before they sing. Why has Jahmene had a bad week?

gustavecolfer: @Charliecondou Dad was revealed to be a thug and a rapist in the papers – This is the article: http://t.co/ZsmjzGh8

telbuz: @Charliecondou http://t.co/55UopoGk

Charliecondou: Ok thank you, got it. Stuff about his dad

Charliecondou: Do you think the producers thought " yes we like this boyband, but we need a Harry Styles"?

Charliecondou: The new guy is like Harry lite!

Charliecondou: I love the way he was just suddenly there one day. Like Buffy's sister

bimadew: Buffy references FTMFW. @Charliecondou

Charliecondou: @bimadew (I don't know what those initials mean)

bimadew: @Charliecondou So much to miss! (FTMFW= 'For the motherfucking win')

Charliecondou: @bimadew love it

guy_interruptd I'm definitely still gay. I fancy at least three of Union J

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd and I imagine at least three of Union J would fancy you *cats bum mouth*

guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou Is this "inside 'er" info like it was with A CERTAIN ACTOR WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS? ;)

Charliecondou: @guy_interruptd haha no

guy_interruptd: @Charliecondou I will ply you with alcohol on thursday and MAKE YOU TALK

benfraserlee: This is what 92% of ITV1 viewers think all gay people are like #xfactor

Charliecondou: @benfraserlee the other 8% think they're like me

benfraserlee: @Charliecondou the numbers are probably flipped for Channel 4

Charliecondou: @benfraserlee hahahaha

caitlinmoran: I met Rylan this week, at the Attitude Awards. He had very sad eyes. #xfactor

Charliecondou: @caitlinmoran you kept saying "I'm pro you Rylan" which made me think you wanted to be his whore

Charliecondou: Lucy Spraggan puts me in mind of a young Robbie Williams. But butch

DjGuyWilliams: @Charliecondou just what we said

Charliecondou: @DjGuyWilliams poor rob

Charliecondou: RT @lawriejordan: hope someone gets the F sharp descending out this weekend...I am literally obsessed with that phrase

Charliecondou: Chris Martin's flat too

Charliecondou: RT @claker69: @Charliecondou This is the worst club ever

louiespence: #xfactor stop theming the shows, people are not still knocking out the smooches before lights up at end of tut night, #clubclassicnot

Charliecondou: @louiespence did you get my email lover?

caitlinmoran: So bored that I just thought "Oh, my period should start soon" and felt excited #district3 #xfactor

grimmers: @caitlinmoran pub?

laurenlaverne: @grimmers @caitlinmoran *Puts coat over dressing gown, joins you*

Charliecondou: @laurenlaverne @grimmers @caitlinmoran *locks kids in bathroom, double drops, and runs for the night bus*

Charliecondou: I hope Ella does the crazy frog song

scouserachel: @Charliecondou i hope she does blue dabodee dabooda

Charliecondou: @scouserachel amazing

Charliecondou: I really fancy @jadaface101

STOLEN JOKE

grimmers: They always say "Liverpool is right behind you"

Charliecondou: @grimmers congrats on your Attitude award and damn you for making the same joke I had planned about the great British bake off!! X

WALK ON BY

framedopticians: @antonycotton your colleague and ex on screen bf just walked past my new London store! @charliecondou Hope your keeping well Peter xx

BELATED BIRTHDAY

realsamia: Exhausted but happy x Freya had a fab birthday.. Thanks for all your kind messages guys, hope ur all having a great weekend too! Xx

Charliecondou: @realsamia happy (belated) birthday Frey Frey!! Love you darlin, see you Monday xxx

THE KEY TO REBECCA

The Key to Rebecca - 2-DVD Set with actors Cliff Robertson, David Soul, Charlie Condou, Anthony Quayle, David Hemmings and Robert Culp is finally on sale in Australia.

The Key to Rebecca is a two-part adaptation of the Ken Follett novel. Cliff Robertson stars as a British major who is determined to capture an elusive German spy during World War II.The spy in question, played by David Soul, has disguised himself as a British subject and is squirreled away somewhere in Cairo. Robertson hopes to draw Soul out with the help of exotic dancer Lina Raymond and the more "wholesome" but no less attractive Season Hubley. Soul responds to this by kidnaping Hubley, hoping to use her as a shield while he makes his escape. Also appearing in this escapade is Robert Culp, bizarrely cast as General Rommel. Charlie Condou plays Billy Vandam

Below is the original VHS cover of the movie

Coronation Street Preview

Mon 22 Oct - Fri 26 Oct

Keep an eye out for Marcus and Maria this week as the plot thickens!

CHARLIE AND THE LOOSE WOMEN 
OCT 2012

Mayfair plays host to 

Attitude Magazine Awards

Pub 19 Oct 2012

The exclusive district of Mayfair is no stranger to celebrity clientèle  and on the 16th October was no different as the area played host to the glitzy and glamorous Attitude Magazine Awards. 

The event was held at One Mayfair, one of the region’s most up-and-coming occasion venues. The Grade 1 listed building of One Mayfair was originally constructed in 1825, but has recently undergone a total renovation to restore it to its former glory, and it is now one of London’s most popular and prestigious event locations – available to hire for everything from important corporate events to big celebrity bashes. There were countless stars in attendance at the extravaganza, including pop sensation Pixie Lott, X Factor winners Little Mix, former Guardian columnist Charlie Condou who won Man Of The Year and members of the boy band McFly. Gary Barlow also put in an appearance to collect his Most Stylish of the Year Award, whilst Sir Ian McKellen left with the Icon Award for Outstanding Achievement.