CHARLIE CONDOU - No.485

THE BEST TWITTER RANT EVER

Charliecondou: If one more person berates me for not putting an amber necklace on my son to help his teething pain, I'll chin them

Charliecondou: He is 9 months old and has sharp bone cutting through his gums. Really, why do people think an amber necklace is going to stop the pain??

caitlinmoran: @Charliecondou Charlie they're all demented. Heroin is the only cure as well we both know.

gracedent: @Charliecondou MAGIC

tracey_thorn: @Charliecondou An AMBER NECKLACE? What weird magick is this?

Charliecondou: @tracey_thorn Its fucking nonsense. Its almost like we're back in the dark ages. I might start leeching him

PaulBurston: @Charliecondou @tracey_thorn I think you're missing a major opportunity here, Charlie. Teach him to accessorise!

Charliecondou: @PaulBurston @tracey_thorn Amber clashes with his yellow eyes

Charliecondou: RT @Brendan_Surrey: @Charliecondou Bury the placenta in the grave of a simpleton pauper. This be the way to cure the teething

Goodwithcolour: @Charliecondou do you happen to live in Islington? It sounds like an Islington thing.

Charliecondou: @Goodwithcolour Yes!!!!

Goodwithcolour: @Charliecondou fucking Islington...

Charliecondou: People say to me,"I dont know how it works but IT JUST DOES". No, it doesnt, and you're an idiot

ShaunaghG: @Charliecondou best twitter rant, EVER!!!!

Gatz77: @Charliecondou booze. Solves everything. I'm Irish. You can trust me.

bainser: @Gatz77 @Charliecondou proven fact

Gatz77: @bainser sister was given whiskey as a baby and she's only been married twice with one illegitimate child so did her no harm @charliecondou

bainser: @Gatz77 I was given whiskey too. Grew up just fine (except for the being a homo thing, the Church weren't too happy there) @Charliecondou

Gatz77: @bainser @charliecondou in fairness I think the homo thing is more down to your love of cock and a killer key change than any alcohol.

Janhatesmarmite: @Charliecondou It's probably the makers of the amber necklaces that started it when no one was buying them! x

stuarthoughton: @Charliecondou 1st I've heard of this. I was pretty hard-line about people suggesting homoeopathy for our kids but this is next-level stupid

Charliecondou: @stuarthoughton Dont get me started on homeopathy!

the_red_head: @Charliecondou How do you know it don’t work?? #justasking

Charliecondou: @the_red_head How could it??

shebahronay: @Charliecondou omg is THAT what all those necklaces are about? Thought it was new toddler fashion

Charliecondou: @shebahronay Oh Shebah

Charliecondou: RT @MissPig00: @Charliecondou an amber necklace? One of the most ridiculous things Ive heard! Chin them, then give them an amber necklace for the pain :) x

xxashooxx: @Charliecondou well my husband tells me a pearl necklace soothes a sore throat ;)

Charliecondou: @xxashooxx hahahaha

Charliecondou: RT @emsyandabs: RT @emsyandabs: @Charliecondou paracetamol liquid is best, not much else helps. i work in a dentist! :-)

PixelDandy: @Charliecondou - Can I help? Love this site reasoning for wearing amber: http://t.co/YozbG1px "Calm a baby without resorting to drugs"

Charliecondou: @PixelDandy "Not suitable for children under 36 months". Well thanks fucking handy seeing as their teeth will all be through by then

ClareMariscal: @Charliecondou I've been enjoying reading your amber necklace rants :-P

Charliecondou: @ClareMariscal don't get me started again Mariscal! Someone asked today why Hal wasn't wearing his. CK knows better than to let me see it

ClareMariscal: @Charliecondou she also chants and waves crystals over him when you're not around. Shhh! Don't tell her I told you.

POKER FACE

MANCH235TER: @Charliecondou @cocker @pez102 Are you looking forward to the Main Event On Saturday?

Charliecondou: @MANCH235TER Oh yes indeed! What time does it start?

MANCH235TER: @Charliecondou 3pm for registration! @235pokerlounge get perfecting that #pokerface

THIS YEAR BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH IS GOING GLOBAL WITH NUMEROUS FAMOUS BUILDINGS BEING BATHED IN PINK LIGHT!

CORRIE WRITERS HAVE ALSO MADE BREAST CANCER AWARENESS 

A FOCUS FOR THIS MONTH'S EPISODES:

Maria and Marcus have a sub-plot dealing with the shocking issue of cancer.

Below: Press play and scroll towards the end of part one of this episode to see Maria and Marcus working through the developments of Maria finding out she may have cancer... 

Below: Press play and watch part two as Maria and Marcus attend the hospital and deal with the shock of having to have biopsies and further cancer tests...

Marcus is a friend we'd all wish for in these trying times! 

A BAD TASTE IN THE MOUTH

Charliecondou: RT @NatalieGumede: RT @NatalieGumede: The ITV continuity announcer lady just said 'nasty, nasty Kirsty.' I know she is, but I still feel quite hurt whilst I'm eating my tea!

‘SEXY AND HE KNOWS IT’ VIDEO

Yesterday the "sexy" video of Charlie Condou was being bandied about by fans over at Digital Spy!
Click picture to enlarge.

Press play to see the video in question: