CLOSING CEREMONY 2012
Tom_In_Oz_: This is different!!! The ceremony starts with a traffic jam for a ginger!!
ViscountLeighto: @Tom_In_Oz_ @Charliecondou One of the best gingers in the house of course... :)
Tom_In_Oz_: Do they announce the winner on handicap tonight - based on gold per head of population? #ClosingCeremony
Charliecondou: Is that Beetlejuice singing?
ChasCondouFans: @Charliecondou I have surround sound and a 3D TV - wish I didn't now - urgh....!
SHE'S BAAAAACK
Charliecondou RT @jodieharsh Emeli is now back on, dressed as a giant Edamame.
Charliecondou: Surely it's time for Emile Sande
ryanjamesthomas: @Charliecondou I'm sure you've missed her!
Charliecondou: @ryanjamesthomas I'm surprised you haven't slept with her
Charliecondou: RT @darthaaron @Charliecondou I think her contract says every 22.5 minutes..
TMarkstahler: @MarkMMerrett This is gaypride, isn't it?
Tom_In_Oz_: #ClosingCeremony the Sande lady is making me cry ...... I got bleeding ears x
ViscountLeighto: @Tom_In_Oz_ She made one cry at the opening ceremony too the bitch ha ah :) x
Charliecondou: I'm still hoping the St Winifred school choir will turn up
thorpey2605: @Charliecondou St Winifred choir with @sally_lindsay??
sally_lindsay: @thorpey2605 @charliecondou just bobbing me pink dress on kid..
Charliecondou: @sally_lindsay @thorpey2605 WOO HOO!!!!!!!
WandaOpalinska: @Charliecondou You fixed the choir, didn't you?
Charliecondou: @WandaOpalinska I'm saying nothing
Charliecondou: RT @Shmouise @Charliecondou Mr Blobby to close.
Charliecondou: RT @niall_odriscoll Your teacher says take off your robes. Take off your robes. #closingceremony #sisteract
SPICE BUMS
SPICE BUMS
Charliecondou: I think the spice girls are going to jump out of a giant inflatable Pippa Middleton bum
Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou now you’re just being silly x
Get_P_Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ @charliecondou but it would be sooooooooo funny lol
BARELY BEARING THE FLAGS
BARELY BEARING THE FLAGS
Charliecondou: The flags! *Everyone on twitter goes to the loo*
katemagowan: @Charliecondou exactly. Apart from me and you, dear..
Charliecondou: @katemagowan I'm tweeting as I pee
katemagowan: @Charliecondou I love you!
MarkMMerrett: @TMarkstahler @rudehamster boring flags, when do they throw the loser countries into the burning cauldron? #closingceremomy
Tom_In_Oz_: ENOUGH WITH THE FLAGS - #ClosingCeremony2012 - BRING ON THE STRIPPERS - WHY ARE WE WAITING?
Get_P_Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ lol you horny old goat
Tom_In_Oz_: #ozflagcarrier is chatting up the birds nearby still trying to impress with the size of his pole #OlympicClosingCeremony
NoNoNannette30: @Tom_In_Oz_ Tommy! hehehe
AFTER JOHN LENNON...CAME THE SOLO GUY FROM 'WHAM'
AWOLTom: Nice to see an homage to atheism make it to the Olympic world #Imagine #Lennon #ClosingCeremony
Charliecondou: Don't dance George
denise_vanouten: @Charliecondou you dance a bit like George x
Charliecondou: @denise_vanouten you have the same facial hair as George
denise_vanouten: @Charliecondou how can you tell when you're wearing your George inspired mirrored shades?
Charliecondou: Lip synching the B-side??
Tom_In_Oz_: CAN SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER THE POWER CORD NOW PLZ - #GeroegMichael'B'sideisabitordinary
BoyGeorge: RT @PAAMCFC I hope they've finished the drug testing. If not George Michael's fucked
edwardclarke: @Tom_In_Oz_ I liked it!
Tom_In_Oz_: @edwardclarke #unfollowed just for that comment alone xxxxx
edwardclarke: @Tom_In_Oz_ Noooooooooooooooo! :-(
A FEW DRINKS DOWN
benniedenton: @Charliecondou I agree George is rather dadish lol got your drinking buddy sitting opposite me and guess what he's got in his hands !!
Charliecondou: @benniedenton who and what???
benniedenton: @Charliecondou @16DIGGIN and his on the Wines lol x
Charliecondou: @benniedenton @16DIGGIN lol he's bad news!!!
benniedenton: @Charliecondou @16diggin and he loves you lol x
AFTER A FEW DECEASED ARTISTS
WE HAD SOME ‘NO SHOWS’
Charliecondou: Let's have a bit of Bowie!
Charliecondou: Is that @stacks3stripe playing the drums?
eddo_: YES BOWIE at last
Charliecondou: OH. My. GOD
Tom_In_Oz_: OK, SO NO SHOW BOWIE, NO ROLLING STONES - can we now have the STRIPPERS?
Tom_In_Oz_: Shocking turn of events even the crowd are leaving #ClosingCeremony - SEE, NO STRIPPERS!
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ @markmmerrett @rudehamster Here you go Tommy: THE STRIPPER HAS ARRIVED!!! Enjoy.
FoxyLorri64: LOL too funny @TMarkstahler @Tom_In_Oz_ @markmmerrett @rudehamster
MarkMMerrett: @FoxyLorri64 @tmarkstahler @tom_in_oz_ @rudehamster she does dress like one!
ANNIE - PORT IN A STORM
Tom_In_Oz_: #SWEETDREAMSAREMADEOF.......
ViscountLeighto: @Tom_In_Oz_ Who am I to disagree I travel the world and the seven seas......
Get_P_Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ no there must be an angel
THE BRITISH EMPIRE
BoyGeorge: Bitterness is the greatest British attribute! Lol!
Tom_In_Oz_: @BoyGeorge we claim the right to co-own the use of bitterness x
Get_P_Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ @boygeorge let's all be bitter together #bitterbitches
THE LEADER OF THE GANG
My simple Twitter question got re-tweeted by hundreds of people including @BoyGeorge, one of my twitter followers...
My simple Twitter question got re-tweeted by hundreds of people including @BoyGeorge, one of my twitter followers...
Tom_In_Oz_: When does Gary Glitter come on?
thenewblack30: @Tom_In_Oz_ hahaha
Samanthaxbolton: @Tom_In_Oz_ HAHAHAHAHAHA
robertsjlucas @Tom_In_Oz_: in 25 -40
Darren_McGown: @Tom_In_Oz_ When he's leading a gang of kids :p
NickUnitt: @Tom_In_Oz_ With the children at the end when the lights go out
JustLikeAstaire: @Tom_In_Oz_ Ouch! Lol!
Brylcream_Boy: @Tom_In_Oz_ Between 10 and 11 I believe!!
tigerbeet: @Tom_In_Oz_ LOL
bentleym2267: @Tom_In_Oz_ he has been hung havent u heard !!!!
PeterNinja: Just after Chaz n Dave. @Tom_In_Oz_
welshfreak: @Tom_In_Oz_ awesome!!!!
DannyCaldecott: @Tom_In_Oz_ haha
tom_co: @Tom_In_Oz_ did he get early parole??
Hamstall: @Tom_In_Oz_ Come on whom?
mrs_mansell: @Tom_In_Oz_ When the young boys have gone to bed
edgworthtony: @Tom_In_Oz_ after the Lads Club
craigw1975: @Tom_In_Oz_ he's saving himself for the commonwealth opener:-)
asbdw: @Tom_In_Oz_ can locog borrow your mixing desk please?
Harry_Cross_: @Tom_In_Oz_ He comes on the Thailand Ladyboys part.
aliokane: @BoyGeorge “@Tom_In_Oz_: When does Gary Glitter come on?” following the school choir.
NickJay6: @Tom_In_Oz_ Come on, come on. Come on, come on. Come on, come on, come on - I SAY!!! :D
lolly72x: @Tom_In_Oz_ hahaha
Clareylou69: @Tom_In_Oz_ that ain't happening pedo !!!
ALMOST AS GOOD AS GARY GLITTER
ALMOST AS GOOD AS GARY GLITTER
Tom_In_Oz_: Ooooh it's Russell Brand singing as Johnny Depp #2012closingceremony
jonbenj: @Tom_In_Oz_ NO BRAND NO
Charliecondou: RT ruth_hunt Russell Brand representing the role LSD has played on British creativity.
Tom_In_Oz_: Once again - why has the UK rolled out non-singers #pleaseexplain #2012closingceremony
Charliecondou: I am a moron, coo coo ca choo
CHARLIE HAS A TYPE
CHARLIE HAS A TYPE
Charliecondou: I love fatboy slim
Tom_In_Oz_: @Charliecondou *NOTE TO SELF* Charlie is into men from the ‘Biggest Loser’ TV show!
Charliecondou: Chris Sharrock on drums!!
_DanielRyan: @Charliecondou Legend! #icicleworks
izler: @Charliecondou go on!
Charliecondou: @izler dude! X
izler: @Charliecondou @stevefurst aaaaah #justLikeTheOldDays why does Sharrock still look 12? Sold his soul to Cliff Richard I expect.
Charliecondou: RT @bonaomi1: There'll be Tory tweets about all this "multicultural nonsense" again tomorrow!!
NO WAY SIS
NO WAY SIS
Charliecondou: RT @ThePoke: The Wikipedia Oasis page has already been updated
Charliecondou: RT @richcook: This is my favourite Beady Eye song. #2012ClosingCeremony
Fuzzie67: “@Tom_In_Oz_: Liam what's his name zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz” agree, boring plus he should get those sideburns cut off!
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE PYTHON SIDE OF LIFE
ALWAYS LOOK ON THE PYTHON SIDE OF LIFE
Tom_In_Oz_: #MORRIS DANCERS
NOOOOW WE ARE TALKING X
WE WILL ROCK YOU
NOOOOW WE ARE TALKING X
Confidential_CC: Queen have arrived ... looking a bit frail #2012closingceremony
IanOTimelord: @Confidential_CC . . . she's what 87, she should be in bed.
Tom_In_Oz_: #JessieJ - please someone buy a packet of stones from the previous Monty Python sketch and we will rock her ....?
Get_P_Here: @Tom_In_Oz_ lol a little bit of wee came out laughing at that
andybruce1962: @Tom_In_Oz_ soooo funny :-)
Charliecondou: RT @mikejgirling: Now Bane! Now!
EARLY NIGHT FOR CHAS
michkeegan: Come on Take That I want
to go to sleeeeeep! I have match sticks in my eyes!!
Charliecondou: @michkeegan haha I was just thinking that
Charliecondou: Oh sod it, I'm going to bed. I'll watch Take That on YouTube
terryronald: @Charliecondou are they on?
Charliecondou: @terryronald apparently
leejonathan: @charliecondou @terryronald they're on (minus robbie) RT @TheGQStyle: Take That ready to go on stage!! EXCITED!!! :D
Tom_In_Oz_: Out of interest... Did Team GB realize in some people's minds that stood for Team GayBoy........ #ironynotlostonme
Tom_In_Oz_: Cue Ed Watson ballet dancer ya know him as Matt's husband @matthewcainc4
Confidential_CC: The conductor of the Welsh choir is one of my cousins #notfunnybutTRUE X
TMarkstahler: @Confidential_CC You mean there is more of your kind??? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!
Tom_In_Oz_: BeeGees are one of our best Oz export #ClosingCeremony
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ I thought Skippy was your best Oz export.
Tom_In_Oz_: @TMarkstahler there were 27 different Skippy kangaroos... They all tasted great x
TMarkstahler: @Tom_In_Oz_ :-(
Tom_In_Oz_: Hmm 2 Things for next time - STRIPPERS / GARY GLITTER #2012closingceremony
Confidential_CC: We'll all be getting #Brazilians in 4 years (maybe not) x
welshfreak: @Confidential_CC why wait, the waxers are open tomorrow #5rings
ViscountLeighto: @Confidential_CC Can I have vajazul with mine please??? :)
AND ON THAT NOTE
HERE IS AN UPDATE ON
THE OZ PORN INDUSTRY
ChasCondouFans: @PornBunnyOz you forgot my category – retired!
PornBunnyOz: @ChasCondouFans my apologies. Forgot that group.
OLYMPIC AFTERMATH
OLYMPIC AFTERMATH
Tom_In_Oz_: There's not enough MWAH's on twitter...Can we have an international MWAH week now the Olympics are finished? mwah x mwah x
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