CHARLIE CONDOU - No.180

MORNING CAMPERS!

misterhsk: Morning campers! @BBCRadio2 at 6am tune into me trying to sound "bright and upbeat"...

AWOLTom: @misterhsk @BBCRadio2 would if I could but you don't make their airwaves in Oz (yet) x

misterhsk: @AWOLTom morning darling x

AWOLTom: @misterhsk sweetie, you said hello and I missed it - hope you can forgive lil ole moi x

misterhsk: @AWOLTom bien sur x

AWOLTom: @misterhsk Merci mwah - J'ai dû utiliser Google translate parce que je ne Speal Glaswegian x

(Thank you, mwah! I had to use Google translate because I do not speak Glaswegian!)

misterhsk: @AWOLTom hahaha!

FAKE SALLY, YOUR GOOSE IS WELL AND TRULY COOKED

Sally_Dynevor: Having Sunday roast

Charliecondou: I just spoke to the real Sally Dynevor and this is a fake profile @Sally_Dynevor

LewisCHumphreys: Can someone tell me if PhoebeDynevor1 is real? The daughter of Sally Dynevor (Sally Webster) @brookelvincent

Charliecondou: @LewisCHumphreys Spoke to Sally Dynevor, neither she or Phoebe are on twitter x

LewisCHumphreys: @Charliecondou Brilliant. Thank you Charlie. Means a lot. X

marshyswife: @Charliecondou hello my love how are you ? X

Charliecondou: @marshyswife good ta, you ok love?

marshyswife: @Charliecondou i am love thanks , are you all ready for Xmas ? X

Charliecondou: @marshyswife yep, spending far too much already! Be lovely to see you soon, it's been ages.@msm4rsh is making me tea on Tuesday!

marshyswife: @Charliecondou oh is she well might be able to come see you love it would lovely to catch up x

Charliecondou: @Breffney that Sally Dynevor profile is a fake, I just spoke to the real Sally x

BLOB FROM OUTTA SPACE

demelza2: #MrBlobby hilarious x where is he ???

Confidential_CC: @demelza2 Erm, at the Dunlop factory x

demelza2: @Confidential_CC he's trending x has he been resurrected ??

Confidential_CC: @demelza2 Mr. Noel will be pleased that Mr Blobby has bounced back!! He was last seen on 37 wagons at the Ford Factory!

demelza2: @Confidential_CC lol x nooooooo poor Mr Blobby :(((

GET A LIFE vs reality

Confidential_CC: Erm, "vote with the remote" - switch it OFF *I am advising all UKers to get a life and quit their addiction to X-Factor*

akalaurent: @Confidential_CC Jealousy will get you nowhere :-)

Confidential_CC: @akalaurent gotta admit I've never seen it - am making things up for a bit of a stir - seems to be working

akalaurent: @Confidential_CC Really! either!

streetworker01: @Confidential_CC But what would we tweet about?

Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 Martin I don't get "reality" TV shows why not just have 1 channel that plays that instead of inflicting it on all channels

streetworker01: @Confidential_CC Oh, it's all tosh. But where the Victorians had Bedlam to entertain them, we have X Factor. I love and despise it equally.

streetworker01: @Confidential_CC And I will defend Strictly Come Dancing to the hilt. It's the most camp thing on TV for years!

Confidential_CC: @streetworker01 you're just in love with #Bruce - I know - I am slightly psychic!

NeatFreak_: @Confidential_CC We voted from the start - never watch X Factor ;) #wehavealife

MarkMMerrett: @NeatFreak_ Same here can’t stand shows like that, give me a drama show with real actors, scripts and entertainment!

NeatFreak_: @MarkMMerrett Yayyy!!!

MarkMMerrett: @NeatFreak_ It's just overrated, glorified, karaoke, not fun at all

Confidential_CC: @NeatFreak_ I knew there was a reason I liked you!!

NeatFreak_: @Confidential_CC Awww shucks!!

joooos1: @Confidential_CC I don't watch it @kinkyclawz @drunkkath

boydhilton: Lovely scenes on I'm A Celeb... #ImACelebrity #IACGMOOH #imaceleb #neverknewwhatthehashtagwas

Confidential_CC: @boydhilton Can you describe in detail what's happening as I can't see it from here? (My attempt at humour is wearing thin - yes am psychic)

Stef_Han: Can Saturday night be ruined anymore.... Christmas Tree decorating, xfactor and now Glee killing Adele. Thank fuck I'm off to XXL soon

Confidential_CC: @Stef_Han YAY for you reclaiming your life !!!

Darren_Fewins: Not watched xfactor, only watched half an ep of Iamaceleb. Listening to @bbc5live talk about suicide. Meh.

Tom_In_Oz_: @Darren_Fewins listening to the radio ahhh *marry me* @bbc5live

Darren_Fewins: @Tom_In_Oz_ not anymore, now I'm watching Bullseye. Sorry, @bbc5live

BullseyeTVshow: @Darren_Fewins @tom_in_oz_ @bbc5live The only show to watch on a Saturday night! #Bullseye #Bringbackbullseye

Tom_In_Oz_: @BullseyeTVshow @Darren_Fewins @bbc5live HEY...does it show in Oz b/c I have never seen it if it does >>> missed the Bullseye obv x

BullseyeTVshow: @Tom_In_Oz_ @darren_fewins @bbc5live We are currently working on bringing #Bullseye to Australia!

Darren_Fewins: What annoys me is I talk about Bullseye everyday and @Bullseye TV show doesn't follow me!

Tom_In_Oz_: @Darren_Fewins @BullseyeTVshow well they’ll follow me because I am an important Oz celeb - that's the answer move to Oz!!

Darren_Fewins: @Tom_In_Oz_ @BullseyeTVshow @bbc5live Bullseye is only the best quiz ever with best host ever with the best prizes ever.

Tom_In_Oz_: @BullseyeTVshow @bbc5live I shall watch then because I trust what @darren_fewins says...now about the following me bit, ahem!!!???

BullseyeTVshow: @Tom_In_Oz_ Twitter won't let us, don't know why. Might be because currently on an iPad, will try when we are back in the office on Monday.

Darren_Fewins: @Tom_In_Oz_ @BullseyeTVshow @bbc5live don't trust me for gawds sake. (And why are including 5live in our tweets?)

Tom_In_Oz_: @Darren_Fewins @BullseyeTVshow @bbc5live you started it (and up until now I trusted you) x