Wednesday, August 10, 2011

CHARLIE CONDOU - No.99

Finland

Charliecondou: It feels wrong being at Champneys without @Amanda_Holden paying for my treatments.

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou What are you doing at Champneys without the girls you traitor?

Charliecondou: @DrSarahParish what do you mean? We're all here; Sally, Amanda, Rose, the other one. Did nobody tell you?? Oh god, how embarrassing

DrSarahParish: @Charliecondou Oh....I see........ #runstobottomofgardenandcries

Angela_Griffin: @DrSarahParish @Charliecondou Shall we get together soon? Please?

Charliecondou: @Angela_Griffin YES!! (are we still on for Sunday?)

Angela_Griffin: @Charliecondou I've posted on Facebook to change the date as there was only me, u, Alex and Sam coming. Q I’ve asked for suggestions

rickedwards1: tidying up I found this long forgotten magazine. Ten years ago, times were tough. Really tough. http://yfrog.com/h2recbbj

Charliecondou: @rickedwards1 My god it's like a Tom of Finland picture! What IS that down your leg??

IanAFletcher: @Charliecondou u back in london?

Charliecondou: @IanAFletcher nope, away overnight then back up north tomorrow

competitivemum: @Charliecondou what are you doing at champneys??

Charliecondou: @competitivemum Me and Cam have snuck away for the night! Back tomorrow if you fancy dinner

MY SOGGY KNEE

JamieTheakston: Just interviewed Harrison Ford. The man who once was Han Solo and Indiana Jones now wears a diamanté earstud.

Wendy_Wason: @JamieTheakston How disappointing. I blame Calista Flockhart.

Charliecondou: @Wendy_Wason @JamieTheakston Tsk you and your misogyny Wendy

BAG PUSSY

MatthewCainC4: Just fulfilled childhood dream of meeting Bagpuss! He's here in Edinburgh as @bagpussedfringe - check this out!

Confidential_CC: @MatthewCainC4 you know Nelly will be JEALZ x

jonesyinc1: @Confidential_CC Here in Manchester we are making a brew, brushing up and then shopping! Cx

Confidential_CC: @jonesyinc1 OK son, don't forget to be spiffingly neat and polish your shoes too (not just the tops either) x

jonesyinc1: @Confidential_CC always pa! No hoody here! Cx

Confidential_CC: @jonesyinc1 Oh and you can pick me up a surprise!!! There should be lots of window bargains to choose from x

jonesyinc1: @Confidential_CC lol! Cx

Confidential_CC: Dear UK, how would u like me for Prime Minister....It's not like I could do any worse than what u have now???

edwardclarke: @Confidential_CC ha ha! Sounds good! :-)

jonesyinc1: @Confidential_CC yes please?! Cx

COWLICKER FROM LONDON

TheCowlicker: Today is making about as much sense as a gay guy in Spearmint Rhino!

Confidential_CC: @TheCowlicker don't get the reference with that one?

TheCowlicker: @Confidential_CC Spearmint Rhino is a lap dancing club for straight men.

Confidential_CC: @TheCowlicker OK soz but I don't always get the local London refs at times...shrimp on the barbie time here x

TheCowlicker: @Confidential_CC I should have said 'Stringfellows'.

Confidential_CC: @TheCowlicker yep know that ref x

jonesyinc1: @Confidential_CC @ianafletcher you give Good tweet and blog! @TheCowlicker and that larger pic of Mike! Cx

Confidential_CC: @jonesyinc1 @ianafletcher Ta my son yes @TheCowlicker is a vision, that is, if you like muscular gay dudes who could snap you like a twig x

jonesyinc1: @Confidential_CC @ianafletcher @thecowlicker and that's wrong because...? Lol! I like him coz he's into trackies, innit!

IanAFletcher: @Confidential_CC excuse me, but @TheCowlicker wouldn't snap anyone like a twig! He's far too gentle! @jonesyinc1

TheCowlicker: @IanAFletcher @confidential_cc @jonesyinc1 LOL! I get rough every now and then Ian! ;)

jonesyinc1: @TheCowlicker @ianafletcher @confidential_cc do you charge extra for that?! Lol!

IanAFletcher: @TheCowlicker rubbish. Ur as gentle as a lamb! @confidential_cc @jonesyinc1

TheCowlicker: @IanAFletcher @confidential_cc @jonesyinc1 Cow, get it right! ;)

jonesyinc1: @TheCowlicker @ianafletcher @confidential_cc cow licker - now there's a thought *drifts off to happy place*

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